Author Topic: BRANCH WARREN ON NEW MD COVER! (Read 11711 times)

ChristopherA · « **Reply #50 on:** April 26, 2006, 05:40:15 AM »

Why the fuck do people wear beanies to the gym.Are you not working up enough bodyheat anyway?You need a wool beanie on your head.Must be real comfortable,sweating your ass off with a wool cap on.OK, you're bald.You're not hiding anything bro,at least throw on a baseball cap(Redsox preferably) that breathes a little bit.Beanie scullcap=Bald dude trying to look tough.

Victor VonDoom · « **Reply #51 on:** April 26, 2006, 06:59:22 AM »

Quote from: BigBuehl on April 26, 2006, 05:40:15 AM

Why the f**k do people wear beanies to the gym.Are you not working up enough bodyheat anyway?You need a wool beanie on your head.Must be real comfortable,sweating your ass off with a wool cap on.OK, you're bald.You're not hiding anything bro,at least throw on a baseball cap(Redsox preferably) that breathes a little bit.Beanie scullcap=Bald dude trying to look tough.

All too true. That's the power of denial hard at work.

Fact: you are bald and you know you’re bald.
Fact: we know you’re bald.
Myth: if I wear this baseball hat, beanie, toupee, (whatever) no one will notice that I am bald.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #52 on:** April 26, 2006, 07:41:31 AM »

Come on now, the dude's got a huge forehead and he wears the beanie to look better. You don't ever wear things that make you look better? I think he looks good with the beanie, not to mention he dwarfs all of you

ieffinhatecardio · « **Reply #53 on:** April 26, 2006, 07:58:52 AM »

Quote from: Steve Blechman on April 25, 2006, 01:48:33 PM

Branch's cover is one of the best we've ever printed. The photo was taken by our exclusive ace photographer, Per Bernal, early on Sunday morning following the show. Branch was leaning on the squat rack (you can see the bar in the background!) when we took the photograph. As a result it made his legs look wider and bigger! Plus the combination of Branch filling out from some well-deserved eating after the show and Per's incredible (and expensive) lighting, made for one of the most explosive photoshoots we've ever arranged. The photos inside the issue are just beyond human.

Hmmm, not a direct yes or no regarding the cover being photoshopped.

ChristopherA · « **Reply #54 on:** April 26, 2006, 09:47:04 AM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on April 26, 2006, 07:41:31 AM

Come on now, the dude's got a huge forehead and he wears the beanie to look better. You don't ever wear things that make you look better? I think he looks good with the beanie, not to mention he dwarfs all of you

Ya,he dwarfs me all right.In muscle mass and in being one of ugliest dudes on the planet.I wouldn't trade places with him for anything,being so friggin good looking as I am.

bigmo6891 · « **Reply #55 on:** April 26, 2006, 10:00:18 AM »

Quote from: Billy Rosewood on April 25, 2006, 08:39:08 AM

Does every dude on the cover of MD have to wear a beenie? Yes they are all bald from the gear, but thats a given.

well i know branch is wearing the beanie cuz his "batman" like ears

Victor VonDoom · « **Reply #56 on:** April 26, 2006, 10:35:47 AM »

Is it my imagination or is his face becoming increasingly, shall we say, distorted? I may have to loan him one of my masks before too long.

Doom disapproves.

HeartofSteel · « **Reply #57 on:** April 26, 2006, 11:21:48 AM »

Quote from: timfogarty on April 25, 2006, 01:29:20 PM

certainly looks like the width to height ratio has been messed with

It's photoshopped to the gills. If you look closely, Branch arms are as big as his legs. From what I heard from a very reliable source, they normally make the head appear a tad smaller, so everything looks that much bigger!

-HOS

240 is Back · « **Reply #58 on:** April 26, 2006, 11:24:12 AM »

Cara and Steve from MD have both denied that the magazine does any photoshopping whatsoever.

Billy Rosewood · « **Reply #59 on:** April 26, 2006, 11:42:15 AM »

Cara and Steve have their collective heads buried up a grizzly bear's ass.

LuciusFox · « **Reply #60 on:** April 26, 2006, 11:48:42 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on April 26, 2006, 11:24:12 AM

Cara and Steve from MD have both denied that the magazine does any photoshopping whatsoever.

They just kissed any credibility they had goodbye.

BayGBM · « **Reply #61 on:** April 26, 2006, 01:37:33 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on April 26, 2006, 11:24:12 AM

Cara and Steve from MD have both denied that the magazine does any photoshopping whatsoever.

If Branch really looked like that he would be Mr. O already.

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #62 on:** April 26, 2006, 07:42:03 PM »

Branch Warren is a tremendous bodybuilder and a fiend in the gym. His mentality reminds me of Dorian's. He's a hard worker and deserves mad respect. I was cheering for this guy even when he got 8th at the NOC. I'm glad he's finally getting his due- even on Getbig . . .

LurkyLurker · « **Reply #63 on:** April 27, 2006, 01:15:27 AM »

"This guy's just so awesome"
"It's going to take him to the next level!"
"As a result it made his legs look wider and bigger!"
"The photos inside the issue are just beyond human."

Massive schoolgirl crush from Boss Blechman.
________________________ __________

240 official response: "Cara and Steve from MD have both denied that the Steve has a schoolgirl crush on Branch Warren."

xavmaster · « **Reply #64 on:** April 27, 2006, 01:19:28 AM »

trully massive

DEFCON · « **Reply #65 on:** April 27, 2006, 06:05:14 AM »

Quote from: Billy Rosewood on April 25, 2006, 08:39:08 AM

Does every dude on the cover of MD have to wear a beenie? Yes they are all bald from the gear, but thats a given.

it's a sexual fetish

BayGBM · « **Reply #66 on:** April 27, 2006, 06:31:05 AM »

If you were bald and had 'growth hormone head' you'd wear a beanie too.

240 is Back · « **Reply #67 on:** April 27, 2006, 10:02:06 AM »

I would like to start taking bets on whether or not that pic is altered. I think $500 is a nice safe bet. To the first 20 people that agree. That'll be... $10,000. SHould be a nice little profit. I'm going to get Blechman to front me the cash> Then we're going to donate our winnings to Shawn Ray's CHOC (Convertables, Hoes, Oxycontin, & CHeesecake) Charity

BayGBM · « **Reply #68 on:** April 27, 2006, 10:14:23 AM »

Quote from: DEFCON on April 27, 2006, 06:05:14 AM

it's a sexual fetish

The beanie or the being bald from the gear?

Luke Wood · « **Reply #69 on:** April 27, 2006, 12:11:25 PM »

He is a good friend and a true gentleman of the sport!!!! not to mention a freak!!!! trains like no one i have ever seen!!!!

I predict he will be at worst in the top 5 at the Olympia this year! i heading more towards top 3!!!!

Naked4Jesus · « **Reply #70 on:** April 27, 2006, 12:14:57 PM »

Quote from: Luke Wood on April 27, 2006, 12:11:25 PM

He is a good friend and a true gentleman of the sport!!!! not to mention a freak!!!! trains like no one i have ever seen!!!!

I predict he will be at worst in the top 5 at the Olympia this year! i heading more towards top 3!!!!

Everything you've just posted is true, but what about his ears?

EARS

LuciusFox · « **Reply #71 on:** April 27, 2006, 02:56:05 PM »

Branch Warren.

240 is Back · « **Reply #72 on:** August 09, 2009, 07:22:58 PM »

Quote from: LuciusFox on April 27, 2006, 02:56:05 PM

Branch Warren.

Long time no post, Lucuis! You still among us?

arce1988 · « **Reply #73 on:** August 09, 2009, 07:42:27 PM »

Adobe

dyslexic · « **Reply #74 on:** August 09, 2009, 07:48:08 PM »