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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #125 on: August 24, 2022, 08:01:11 AM »
Matt,

What do you have to lose? Honestly.. Instead, consider what you stand to gain.

Why not move her and Josh in at around the same time? You can then get cozy up with the two of them, give them some wine to drink, possibly watch one of Goodrum's sensual selections and then, when everyone gets tired and sluggish, start having a 3-some (you don't need to touch Josh, don't go that far, but have your way with her). Both can penetrate from opposite ends and in a show of absolute class and grace consider high five-ing each other while "on the inside". Consider having Everybody Wants To Live Forever by Michael Small playing in the background. Also, make sure to film this masterpiece and post it on GetBig (at the "More Explicit Sex BoardTM"). This would involve the 3 of you becoming one, a most unholy of trinities, but indeed a GetBig classic.

You do this and you stand to become part of the GetBig elite. This act would never be forgotten, nor would the heroes who take part in it. Will your actions echo across the centuries or will you simply cower away in the corner sulking and aggressively pounding your meat while Josh devastates this woman with his Sasquatchewan ways?

Your move chief..

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #126 on: August 24, 2022, 08:45:20 AM »
Absolutely incredible video:



Good vid about Walter
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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #127 on: August 24, 2022, 09:37:15 AM »
Good vid about Walter

Hey Kwon - I don’t watch the Josh “The Leech” Rehaluk’s videos so is it a good video on how to rip off your fellow Getbiggers for cash?

Does the video outline how Josh Rehaluk scammed Getbiggers along with Joon? Or is this more along the lines of how Josh Rehaluk scammed Getbig for cash for his fake Toronto trip?

I figured since you have your nose up Josh Rehaluk and Matt Canning’s asses, you would know. Unless you’re just white knighting both of those phaggots to try to get your own private jerkoff video?

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #128 on: August 24, 2022, 09:55:16 AM »
Matt,

What do you have to lose? Honestly.. Instead, consider what you stand to gain.

Why not move her and Josh in at around the same time? You can then cozy up with the two of them, give them some wine to drink, possibly watch one of Goodrum's sensual selections and then, when everyone gets tired and sluggish, start having a 3-some (you don't need to touch Josh, don't go that far, but have your way with her). Both can penetrate from opposite ends and in a show of absolute class and grace consider high five-ing each other while "on the inside". Consider having Everybody Wants To Live Forever by Michael Small playing in the background. Also, make sure to film this masterpiece and post it on GetBig (at the "More Explicit Sex BoardTM"). This would involve the 3 of you becoming one, a most unholy of trinities, but indeed a GetBig classic.

You do this and you stand to become part of the GetBig elite. This act would never be forgotten, nor would the heroes who take part in it. Will your actions echo across the centuries or will you simply cower away in the corner sulking and aggressively pounding your meat while Josh devastates this woman with his Sasquatchewan ways?

Your move chief..

"1"

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #129 on: August 24, 2022, 10:09:18 AM »
Matt,

What do you have to lose? Honestly.. Instead, consider what you stand to gain.

Why not move her and Josh in at around the same time? You can then cozy up with the two of them, give them some wine to drink, possibly watch one of Goodrum's sensual selections and then, when everyone gets tired and sluggish, start having a 3-some (you don't need to touch Josh, don't go that far, but have your way with her). Both can penetrate from opposite ends and in a show of absolute class and grace consider high five-ing each other while "on the inside". Consider having Everybody Wants To Live Forever by Michael Small playing in the background. Also, make sure to film this masterpiece and post it on GetBig (at the "More Explicit Sex BoardTM"). This would involve the 3 of you becoming one, a most unholy of trinities, but indeed a GetBig classic.

You do this and you stand to become part of the GetBig elite. This act would never be forgotten, nor would the heroes who take part in it. Will your actions echo across the centuries or will you simply cower away in the corner sulking and aggressively pounding your meat while Josh devastates this woman with his Sasquatchewan ways?

Your move chief..

"1"

So you’re saying the whore is in back wearing a strap-on plowing Josh Rehaluk in the ass, Josh is the meat in the phaggotry sandwich, and Matt Canning is stage right plunging his tiny little pecker into Josh’s tonsils?

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #130 on: August 24, 2022, 10:26:56 AM »
Matt,

What do you have to lose? Honestly.. Instead, consider what you stand to gain.

Why not move her and Josh in at around the same time? You can then cozy up with the two of them, give them some wine to drink, possibly watch one of Goodrum's sensual selections and then, when everyone gets tired and sluggish, start having a 3-some (you don't need to touch Josh, don't go that far, but have your way with her). Both can penetrate from opposite ends and in a show of absolute class and grace consider high five-ing each other while "on the inside". Consider having Everybody Wants To Live Forever by Michael Small playing in the background. Also, make sure to film this masterpiece and post it on GetBig (at the "More Explicit Sex BoardTM"). This would involve the 3 of you becoming one, a most unholy of trinities, but indeed a GetBig classic.

You do this and you stand to become part of the GetBig elite. This act would never be forgotten, nor would the heroes who take part in it. Will your actions echo across the centuries or will you simply cower away in the corner sulking and aggressively pounding your meat while Josh devastates this woman with his Sasquatchewan ways?

Your move chief..

"1"

If I lived in Canada I swear I would document this GetBig Eiffel Tower with my left hand while my right was busy!!  100%

(And having indulged in this sort of shenanigans before, my etiquette is advanced enough to 'steer my output' away from Josh and Matt - no (no h0mo) man enjoys that slightly cold feeling of your compadres man-batter speckling your face body :-X)
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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
« Reply #131 on: August 24, 2022, 10:45:07 AM »
I've had rental houses for many years.

Women are the worst offenders when they are released from their lease or terminated.

And i will not rent to people of color, ever.
Neither would Matt.

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #132 on: August 24, 2022, 11:04:08 AM »
Matt,

What do you have to lose? Honestly.. Instead, consider what you stand to gain.

Why not move her and Josh in at around the same time? You can then cozy up with the two of them, give them some wine to drink, possibly watch one of Goodrum's sensual selections and then, when everyone gets tired and sluggish, start having a 3-some (you don't need to touch Josh, don't go that far, but have your way with her). Both can penetrate from opposite ends and in a show of absolute class and grace consider high five-ing each other while "on the inside". Consider having Everybody Wants To Live Forever by Michael Small playing in the background. Also, make sure to film this masterpiece and post it on GetBig (at the "More Explicit Sex BoardTM"). This would involve the 3 of you becoming one, a most unholy of trinities, but indeed a GetBig classic.

You do this and you stand to become part of the GetBig elite. This act would never be forgotten, nor would the heroes who take part in it. Will your actions echo across the centuries or will you simply cower away in the corner sulking and aggressively pounding your meat while Josh devastates this woman with his Sasquatchewan ways?

Your move chief..

"1"
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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #133 on: August 24, 2022, 06:21:03 PM »
So you’re saying the whore is in back wearing a strap-on plowing Josh Rehaluk in the ass, Josh is the meat in the phaggotry sandwich, and Matt Canning is stage right plunging his tiny little pecker into Josh’s tonsils?

Don't know about that dude, but anything is possible. I've seen weirder shit in my day and I know that in the world of professional bodybuilding stranger things have indeed happened.

Whatever happens, happens.

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #134 on: August 24, 2022, 06:24:08 PM »
So you’re saying the whore is in back wearing a strap-on plowing Josh Rehaluk in the ass, Josh is the meat in the phaggotry sandwich, and Matt Canning is stage right plunging his tiny little pecker into Josh’s tonsils?

Tell me you're kidding. Josh is probably the straightest man on Getbig.

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #135 on: August 24, 2022, 06:26:36 PM »
Don't know about that dude, but anything is possible. I've seen weirder shit in my day and I know that in the world of professional bodybuilding stranger things have indeed happened.

Whatever happens, happens.

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #136 on: August 24, 2022, 06:27:14 PM »
Tell me you're kidding. Josh is probably the straightest man on Getbig.

Shut up, Tits.

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #137 on: August 24, 2022, 06:38:25 PM »
Tell me you're kidding. Josh is probably the straightest man on Getbig.

That's still pretty gay

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #138 on: August 24, 2022, 07:17:30 PM »
Updates?

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #139 on: August 24, 2022, 07:27:03 PM »
Ok …. Where we at with this young hot Whore?!? … she moved in yet??!.. give it a fucking shot (lol in more ways than one) man! … you only live once! ..wait what about your kids tho? (They live with you/ you have them on the weekends?) I mean built in baby - sitter! … it’s always been just me …. So keep in mind that’s where my advice comes from! Good luck!

Short, sweet and right on target. Covers a lot of territory.

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #140 on: August 24, 2022, 07:29:02 PM »
Matt,

What do you have to lose? Honestly.. Instead, consider what you stand to gain.

Why not move her and Josh in at around the same time? You can then cozy up with the two of them, give them some wine to drink, possibly watch one of Goodrum's sensual selections and then, when everyone gets tired and sluggish, start having a 3-some (you don't need to touch Josh, don't go that far, but have your way with her). Both can penetrate from opposite ends and in a show of absolute class and grace consider high five-ing each other while "on the inside". Consider having Everybody Wants To Live Forever by Michael Small playing in the background. Also, make sure to film this masterpiece and post it on GetBig (at the "More Explicit Sex BoardTM"). This would involve the 3 of you becoming one, a most unholy of trinities, but indeed a GetBig classic.

You do this and you stand to become part of the GetBig elite. This act would never be forgotten, nor would the heroes who take part in it. Will your actions echo across the centuries or will you simply cower away in the corner sulking and aggressively pounding your meat while Josh devastates this woman with his Sasquatchewan ways?

Your move chief..

"1"

Something is 'fishy' with your posting style lately. Hmmm.

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #141 on: August 24, 2022, 07:32:09 PM »
Hey Kwon - I don’t watch the Josh “The Leech” Rehaluk’s videos so is it a good video on how to rip off your fellow Getbiggers for cash?

Does the video outline how Josh Rehaluk scammed Getbiggers along with Joon? Or is this more along the lines of how Josh Rehaluk scammed Getbig for cash for his fake Toronto trip?

I figured since you have your nose up Josh Rehaluk and Matt Canning’s asses, you would know. Unless you’re just white knighting both of those phaggots to try to get your own private jerkoff video?

Kwon, Matty and Josh... ouch!

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #142 on: August 24, 2022, 07:35:05 PM »
So you’re saying the whore is in back wearing a strap-on plowing Josh Rehaluk in the ass, Josh is the meat in the phaggotry sandwich, and Matt Canning is stage right plunging his tiny little pecker into Josh’s tonsils?

If there is a contest somewhere for kinky sexual fantasy writing, be sure to enter. You will win, hands down.

Not saying down where.  :)

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #143 on: August 24, 2022, 07:42:19 PM »
Some seriously neglected peckers in here.

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
« Reply #144 on: August 24, 2022, 07:49:18 PM »
Neither would Matt.

Nor would he knowingly rent to someone who is Jewish.

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #145 on: August 24, 2022, 07:55:35 PM »
So you’re saying the whore is in back wearing a strap-on plowing Josh Rehaluk in the ass, Josh is the meat in the phaggotry sandwich, and Matt Canning is stage right plunging his tiny little pecker into Josh’s tonsils?

I think I remember reading something similar in either Myra Breckinridge by Gore Vidal or Candy by Terry Southern.


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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for a Six Weeks.
« Reply #146 on: August 25, 2022, 01:25:03 AM »
Nor would he knowingly rent to someone who is Jewish.
Or probably a whole list of other people. ;D

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #147 on: August 25, 2022, 07:55:14 AM »
What is she just chilling outside the homeless shelter while Matt (very) slowly tries to decide if she is moving in or not???!!??  …. It’s been days man …. What’s the verdict!!???

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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #148 on: August 25, 2022, 09:28:09 AM »
What is she just chilling outside the homeless shelter while Matt (very) slowly tries to decide if she is moving in or not???!!??  …. It’s been days man …. What’s the verdict!!???
Verdict……ALL LIES
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Re: Young Woman Has Asked to Live With Me for Six Weeks.
« Reply #149 on: August 25, 2022, 11:10:34 AM »
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