I am worried about Strawman…….

[Dave D]

Thanks Dave.  I realize I was supposed to do the headstone inscription but I felt a strong conviction to offer a eulogy.  I'll be working on the headstone next.

I think this appropriate for a headstone. The whole piece.

[AbrahamG]

I think this appropriate for a headstone. The whole piece.

I think I agree with you.  A man of Strawman's caliber should probably have the biggest stone in the whole graveyard. 

[BB]

We need to have a getbig funeral to celebrate the history of Strawman. It has to be bigger than Queen Elizabeths funeral. The following people are responsible for the following tasks:

BB: writing up the eulogy.

Here lies Strawman;

A man caught between two masters, his hatred of Trump and his love of men in thongs.
Whether you believe him an angel or a devil, a sinner or a saint, let us all remember the words of Saint Ronald of Olympia,
 "Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but nobody wants to lift no heavy-ass weights."

Though Straw struggled with the weight of Trump Derangement Syndrome, he bore it well. And much like the quad needs the ham, the lat needs the pec, the elevator needs the shaft, we at Getbig need all our members, whether opposite or in agreement. We are diminished at even the loss of one.

May we forever hold his memory in the icy orange brilliance it deserves.

Amen.



 

[Coach is Back!]

Because you have no life outside the internet?

lol…..k

[AbrahamG]

Here lies Strawman;

A man caught between two masters, his hatred of Trump and his love of men in thongs.
Whether you believe him an angel or a devil, a sinner or a saint, let us all remember the words of Saint Ronald of Olympia,
 "Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but nobody wants to lift no heavy-ass weights."

Though Straw struggled with the weight of Trump Derangement Syndrome, he bore it well. And much like the quad needs the ham, the lat needs the pec, the elevator needs the shaft, we at Getbig need all our members, whether opposite or in agreement. We are diminished at even the loss of one.

May we forever hold his memory in the icy orange brilliance it deserves.

Amen.

SF1900 is a master delegator.  @BB - Job Well Done.

[LurkerNoMore]

lol…..k

lol….fact

[illuminati]

Bollocks to Soy Boy Straw
Fuck off & Stay Fucked off the LibTurd Cuckold

[SF1900]

Haha I know flower arrangement is probably the most suitable task for a man with heart failure and the testosterone levels of a prepubescent girl but even so can I have a slightly more masculine task please ?

Henda, in your current state, flower arrangements are the most suitable task for you.

Plus, I have seen some of your concrete work that you have posted on here. You have a creative mind to have to create/construct what you do. Therefore, flower arrangement is the perfect task for you.

Henda, tasks cannot be reassigned without prior authorization. With that said, please complete your task in a gracious manner. Thanks!

[Rascal full]

I am also worried about Strawman. Worried that he might be alive and isn't actually dead.

[robcguns]

I am also worried about Strawman. Worried that he might be alive and isn't actually dead.

Hahaha.

[wes]

I`m happy to report that he is alive and well and living in your heads rent free! 

[Gym-Rat]

I am also worried about Strawman. Worried that he might be alive and isn't actually dead.

Yes, he may have died in a lawn-care accident.

[Humble Narcissist]

I am also worried about Strawman. Worried that he might be alive and isn't actually dead.

Brutal.

[Rambone]

Yes, he may have died in a lawn-care accident.

Way too soon, bro. Mrs. Pearl better not see this!

[Gym-Rat]

Way too soon, bro. Mrs. Pearl better not see this!

LOL   

Poor Bill, pinned by a John Deer...

[chaos]

I am also worried about Strawman. Worried that he might be alive and isn't actually dead.

[Grape Ape]

I`m happy to report that he is alive and well and living in your heads rent free! 

get a room fag

[Taffin]

We need to have a getbig funeral to celebrate the history of Strawman. It has to be bigger than Queen Elizabeths funeral. The following people are responsible for the following tasks:

Henda: flower arrangement.
Robcguns: gathering all of Strawman's best posts and turning it into a collage.
Ironat: choosing an appropriate coffin (suggestion: in the shape of a barbell will be good).
Chaos: entertainment, such as music, magician, and bodybuilders posing.
Taffin: finding a funeral home and cemetery.
Rambone: death certificate (signed by appropriate getbiggers) and timeline of events leading up to Strawmans departure.
Funk: clipping from different bodybuilding magazines to place on coffin.
DaveD: Arrange transportation of Strawman to the funeral home.
AbrahamG: an appropriate inscription for the headstone.
Phantom Spunker: writing of the obituary--please ensure obituary is provided to republican websites.
Hypertrophy: purchasing of the memorial cards.
Hulkotron: choose the pall bearers.
Bevo: Arrange for food and drinks: protein shakes and chicken.
BB: writing up the eulogy.

He is/was An Florida Man, correct..?

[Dave D]

He is/was An Florida Man, correct..?

INCORRECT.

The good brother known as Straw resided in the San Jose/San Francisco “Bay Area” of California.

[deadz]

INCORRECT.

The good brother known as Straw resided in the San Jose/San Francisco “Bay Area” of California.

We don’t want his kind in Florida.

[SF1900]

He is/was An Florida Man, correct..?

See above, Taffin!

[ThisisOverload]

We don’t want his kind in Florida.

Or anywhere else, for that matter.

Worst poster on GB in the last 10 years.

I hope he wasn't such a douche nozzle in real life, but i somehow doubt that.

I'd be happy to help carry the casket, just to drop it and make sure it rolls down a steep cliff.

[SF1900]

Can this thread be pinned at the top?

[deadz]

Or anywhere else, for that matter.

Worst poster on GB in the last 10 years.

I hope he wasn't such a douche nozzle in real life, but i somehow doubt that.

I'd be happy to help carry the casket, just to drop it and make sure it rolls down a steep cliff.

🤣

[chaos]

Can this thread be pinned at the top?

The top of the trash can.