Good Luck to our very own UK Jeff aka joswift !!

[Rambone]

No he`s Chris Gordon,Mr. New England......actually how he would introduce himself to people.....no clue if they ever got married.....I used to train with his protoge` in Jr. High......kid looked amazing.

I have a story I`ll share about him soon.........dude was a trip.

I can tell you this much, I think Jeff poses better than he does. I say that with all due respect to him of course. I always found his posing to be a little "different" back in the day, but entertaining as all fuck.



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I’ve been watching this gif for the past 3 hours

[BB]

The groove is infectious -

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[beakdoctor]

The groove is infectious -

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HAHAHA LOL!  !

[Dalnet]

^^^^^^

JUST LOL

[Soul Crusher]

How dare Jeff ruin your weekend by getting you this mad .

Bhanks gonna Bhank.   

[joswift]

Bhanks gonna Bhank.   

I hope anyone else in the house doesn't spill anything today.

[joswift]

thanks again guys and gals

Just put on a coat of dark protan, real good colour

May put one more on in the morning

[joswift]

That’s really bizarre you want all strangers from online to stand next to you.

Why can’t you stand on the stage as a bodybuilder?

Its because he cant get anyone to stand next to him in real life

I bet hes a fucking huge bore

[njflex]

GOOD LUCK,,,,,its been a long road back ,,props ..

[joswift]

GOOD LUCK,,,,,its been a long road back ,,props ..

thanks pal, that means a lot...

[muscle matters]

How many coats is best for you?

I always do three coats.

[joswift]

How many coats is best for you?

I always do three coats.

I was dark anyway , I had tanner shots and used the beds
I have done 2 normal pro-tan and one extra dark, may just put one more on tomorrow, see how I look

Pro-tan goes on great and you can get dressed pretty much straight away and not much comes off in the shower

[Tapeworm]

U wot m8? I somehow missed the news of this.

Good luck out there, ya pom.

[keanu]

Photos?

[Dave D]

Good luck Jeff!

Dont be afraid to adjust your diet tonight and when you smooth out you can blame it on all the bad advice you got here. 

[chaos]

thanks again guys and gals

Just put on a coat of dark protan, real good colour

May put one more on in the morning

Good luck UKJeffly!

[honest]

Good luck Jeff , props for still having the drive to do it, after doing it all before.

BHanks I still at times cant believe he's not a gimmick, that someone an actual person can really be that dumb and delusional, its criminal.

[OneMoreRep]

Ron,

Can we please get this man (joswift) some blue stars!?!



Lovingly yours,

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[JustPlaneJane]

Ron,

Can we please get this man (joswift) some blue stars!?!



Lovingly yours,

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What are the blue stars for ?

Do you have to enter a bodybuilding contest to get them ?

Didn’t JoSwift already compete before ? Or is this one of those Getbig questions I’m better off not asking ?

[OneMoreRep]

What are the blue stars for ?

Do you have to enter a bodybuilding contest to get them ?

Didn’t JoSwift already compete before ? Or is this one of those Getbig questions I’m better off not asking ?

Ron is the only one that confirms blue stars. Typically, competitors can reach out to him directly and show that they were in a show with some proof of their identity (picture of themselves holding up an NPC card or something to that extent). He then simply goes into their profile settings and changes it so that blue stars show up under the name which signifies that they are active or former competitive bodybuilders.

I think it's a good visual accolade to have as these guys/girls with actual competition experience know the game well and usually have a wealth of knowledge regarding workout routines, diet prep and steroid use.

I am also working on getting muscle matters his pro stars.

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[muscle matters]

Ron is the only one that confirms blue stars. Typically, competitors can reach out to him directly and show that they were in a show with some proof of their identity (picture of themselves holding up an NPC card or something to that extent). He then simply goes into their profile settings and changes it so that blue stars show up under the name which signifies that they are active or former competitive bodybuilders.

I think it's a good visual accolade to have as these guys/girls with actual competition experience know the game well and usually have a wealth of knowledge regarding workout routines, diet prep and steroid use.

I am also working on getting muscle matters his pro stars.

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Sincerely thank you, sir!!!

[JustPlaneJane]

Ron is the only one that confirms blue stars. Typically, competitors can reach out to him directly and show that they were in a show with some proof of their identity (picture of themselves holding up an NPC card or something to that extent). He then simply goes into their profile settings and changes it so that blue stars show up under the name which signifies that they are active or former competitive bodybuilders.

I think it's a good visual accolade to have as these guys/girls with actual competition experience know the game well and usually have a wealth of knowledge regarding workout routines, diet prep and steroid use.

I am also working on getting muscle matters his pro stars.

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Oh wow, that is pretty cool. I will have to pay more attention to that now.

I’m going to watch and see how many people on Getbig are competing bodybuilders.

Very nice.

[myt1]

Jeff is competing tomorrow.....I don`t know the details of the contest but let`s give this getbig legend some support.

I know he`ll be looking great.

Kick some ass Jeff,and take no prisoners!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

You, Joswift, and Megalodon are my 3 favorite posters on here, so good luck to Jeff aka Joswift in his show!

P.S. - you're in 2nd place you old fuck.  Don't    1st place can't be outdone when you take all around knowledge, and smartassedness (is that a damn real word?) into account.

[Dalnet]

What are the blue stars for ?

Do you have to enter a bodybuilding contest to get them ?

Didn’t JoSwift already compete before ? Or is this one of those Getbig questions I’m better off not asking ?

I'm waiting for the Schmoe stars to enter circulation, here. I hope Ron considers professional Schmoes to be an integral part of this community. Demonstrated by years of dedication; both financial and spiritual, in posing sessions.

[wes]

You, Joswift, and Megalodon are my 3 favorite posters on here, so good luck to Jeff aka Joswift in his show!

P.S. - you're in 2nd place you old fuck.  Don't    1st place can't be outdone when you take all around knowledge, and smartassedness (is that a damn real word?) into account.

2nd. place.........AGAIN ?!?!?!!?? 

Those guys are two of my favorite posters also......they keep me laughing daily in my otherwise bleak universe!   

Glad you`re back brother!