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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1050 on: September 19, 2024, 04:34:31 AM »
With as good as bhanks is at remembering how many reps he did, age 3 could be anywhere from 0-18 years old.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1051 on: September 19, 2024, 04:35:50 AM »
No one else in the 8 and under could even swim the fly. I didn't have to be fast but regardless yeah I was on the team at 3. I was beating kids older than me and winning long before 8 but who fucking cares anyway. Why do I have to argue with you about how well I did in a swim meet when I was 3 years old????


BECAUSE OYU ARE CLEARLY LYING!


AND IT WOULD BE FUCKING GLOBAL NEWS IF THIS HAPPENED.


LIKE YOR SCHOOL FIGHTS. YOU STILL KEEPING TO THAT BS TOO?


NOW JOSH IN DURHAM


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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1052 on: September 19, 2024, 04:38:52 AM »


he will ignore any mention of Josh now his bluffs been called again

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1053 on: September 19, 2024, 04:49:55 AM »
With as good as bhanks is at remembering how many reps he did, age 3 could be anywhere from 0-18 years old.


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How do you do fellow -

A) Pre-schoolers
B) Elementary students
C) Junior High boys and girls
D) High School aged young adults   

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1054 on: September 19, 2024, 04:54:55 AM »
No one else in the 8 and under could even swim the fly. I didn't have to be fast but regardless yeah I was on the team at 3. I was beating kids older than me and winning long before 8 but who fucking cares anyway. Why do I have to argue with you about how well I did in a swim meet when I was 3 years old????


Brian finds a category with nobody in to cheat a victory

sound familiar????
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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1055 on: September 19, 2024, 04:59:43 AM »
I was not dead last I won all the time. I had boxes of ribbons and medals. I was the only kid my age who could swim the fly. I was on swim team year round until I was 12.


how did the kids you were beating up daily feel about being on the same swim team as you?
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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1056 on: September 19, 2024, 05:19:05 AM »

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1057 on: September 19, 2024, 05:44:55 AM »
I was not dead last I won all the time. I had boxes of ribbons and medals. I was the only kid my age who could swim the fly. I was on swim team year round until I was 12.


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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1058 on: September 19, 2024, 05:47:48 AM »
Brian has spent 25 years in gyms yet didnt know about putting a small plate under a bar when loading it to stop the plates cacthing on the floor.
Its probably the first thing you learn in the gym.

Or bringing food to a contest, there's a ton of things like this he says that causes non-bullshitters to go "huh?"

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1059 on: September 19, 2024, 05:50:20 AM »
I was not dead last I won all the time. I had boxes of ribbons and medals. I was the only kid my age who could swim the fly. I was on swim team year round until I was 12.


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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1060 on: September 19, 2024, 05:50:45 AM »
you are not arguing, its called lying
a quick Google search shows almost no 3 year olds proficent enough in butterfly to manage the length of a pool

But Super Brian was killing it, Go fuck off Brian

My son swam the length of the pool at 3

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1061 on: September 19, 2024, 05:53:14 AM »
"I stay home with my wife and kids and watch netflix"

He doesn't have any kids, and his one kid is around every other weekend.  This is how casually he lies over and over and over

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1062 on: September 19, 2024, 05:55:09 AM »
My son swam the length of the pool at 3

yeah, your pool dickhead.. stop w the lies about everything bro.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1063 on: September 19, 2024, 05:55:26 AM »
He did all that just one time 25 years ago "back in college" and never again, similar to every PED under the sun.

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He was a massive druggie in Hawaii and after.  Serious addict who belongs in AA/NA.  But Em saw those $$

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1064 on: September 19, 2024, 06:04:22 AM »
With as good as bhanks is at remembering how many reps he did, age 3 could be anywhere from 0-18 years old.

Beat me to it.  Everything is like this with him.  Might be 3 serial killers in jail, might be a jailer killing 3 bowls of cereal.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1065 on: September 19, 2024, 06:07:42 AM »
My son swam the length of the pool at 3

I'm hearing Hankins taught his kid to be a good swimmer so he could swim to the deep end of the pool, and avoid black children.

Shameful Brian.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1066 on: September 19, 2024, 06:40:18 AM »


At 33 already on test all 'year round'  :-\

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1067 on: September 19, 2024, 06:42:53 AM »
At 33 already on test all 'year round'  :-\

He is lazy and never wants to do the work.

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1068 on: September 19, 2024, 06:46:21 AM »
My son swam the length of the pool at 3
Its 12 feet across you fucking retard
were you swimming 50m pools at three, thats what most people are talking about when they say the length of a pool

and again Brian at 3 finding a category with no one in it, shit, his parents knew he couldnt handle defeat even when he was a fucking baby

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1069 on: September 19, 2024, 06:47:39 AM »

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1070 on: September 19, 2024, 06:55:40 AM »

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1071 on: September 19, 2024, 07:01:16 AM »

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1072 on: September 19, 2024, 07:04:14 AM »

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1073 on: September 19, 2024, 07:15:26 AM »
Brains come up with the 3 year old butterfly to deflect from the fact Josh has laid down the gauntlet again

any outlandish excuse and bullshit to get off topic

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Re: bhanks back story
« Reply #1074 on: September 19, 2024, 07:19:44 AM »
The ankles have cured themselves overnight notice this is 36 hours since I weighed in at 238lbs.Obviously I no longer weigh 238lbs as I dropped the water. Again short mini bulks is how I gain weight. Add 10lbs lose 8 again and again hell I was 224 this am waking dropped too much water rehydrating now. But when I tried to explain originally I would go up and down 20lbs every week people laughed said made no sense. Well it does make sense this is how you force the body to grow. Not 500 calories extra a day train hard then pig out until you are sick with food. Then give the body a day or 2 to digest and reset then do it again. You have to aggressively push the body if you want it to grow.


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