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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #75 on: March 31, 2023, 02:26:24 AM »
I pay so should they.

Even if diagnosed with Palumboism stage 4 ?
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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #76 on: April 01, 2023, 08:56:31 AM »
They don't all get full coverage. There are tiers of VA benefits.
Interesting
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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #77 on: April 01, 2023, 01:09:54 PM »
Looking fine (better than Leo Longevity anyway... ...  too soon?  ;D)

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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #78 on: April 01, 2023, 01:13:33 PM »
Looking fine (better than Leo Longevity anyway... ...  too soon?  ;D)

Looking extra ghoulish, the operation was a success.

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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #79 on: April 01, 2023, 01:18:12 PM »
Looking fine (better than Leo Longevity anyway... ...  too soon?  ;D)

The Wednesday Addams of bodybuilding.  :P

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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #80 on: April 01, 2023, 01:32:18 PM »
Looking extra ghoulish, the operation was a success.

Who snuck Kiwi shoe Polish (black) into the hospital for him  ???

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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #81 on: April 02, 2023, 03:25:17 AM »
Palumbo has some flaws like we all do, but one thing that I can say with confidence is that Palumbo has helped a lot of people without charging any money for it.

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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #82 on: April 02, 2023, 06:10:12 AM »
Looking fine (better than Leo Longevity anyway... ...  too soon?  ;D)




Hair transplant is holding up as well as the heart transplant

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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #83 on: April 03, 2023, 12:52:29 AM »
Hair transplant is holding up as well as the heart transplant
The hair transplant probably cost more.

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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #84 on: May 04, 2023, 10:20:28 AM »
Looking back, who could have possibly seen any foreshadowing of potential cardiovascular problems with this fella..?

(aka just look at those fucken neck veins ropes!  :o)

Thankfully, he's still on the road to recovery...
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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #85 on: May 04, 2023, 10:41:48 AM »
Looking back, who could have possibly seen any foreshadowing of potential cardiovascular problems with this fella..?

(aka just look at those fucken neck veins ropes!  :o)

Thankfully, he's still on the road to recovery...
A former shadow of himself. Says he 183lbs after open heart surgery.
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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #86 on: May 04, 2023, 02:26:17 PM »
Looking back, who could have possibly seen any foreshadowing of potential cardiovascular problems with this fella..?

(aka just look at those fucken neck veins ropes!  :o)




Thankfully, he's still on the road to recovery...

Can't think of a more hideous bodybuilder....  even doing Most muscular he looks deformed .


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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #87 on: May 04, 2023, 03:42:07 PM »
Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?

Yes.

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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #88 on: May 04, 2023, 03:42:53 PM »
WooSSHHHHHHHHHHH

LOL!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA.

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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #89 on: May 04, 2023, 06:04:59 PM »
Palumbo has some flaws like we all do, but one thing that I can say with confidence is that Palumbo has helped  scammed a lot of people without while charging a lot of money for it.

Fixed.

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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #90 on: May 22, 2023, 02:51:33 AM »
Back in for complications....

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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #91 on: May 22, 2023, 03:32:54 AM »
Gesh, that’s not good.

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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #92 on: May 22, 2023, 05:46:05 AM »
Back in for complications....



Oh Snap !

he's been thru a lot and counting.

those hospital bills


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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #93 on: May 22, 2023, 09:04:31 AM »
His cold, lifeless face. Eyeballs mushed and smashed in, little strands of fake hair still just coming off of his head. Looks all scary, like that little smart ass from Tales From the Crypt — the little crypt keeper guy. That's the kind of skeleton that Dave is now…..

I loved that show :) Greatest intro.

I hope Dave pulls through - his body has fell apart no doubt due to the abuse in his bodybuilding days. Can't even walk properly. It seems that he's got some regrets and worries about his health. For someone that had the worst Bodybuilding side effect in history named after him: I think he's done well to be in the 'industry' because most people would have been too ashamed to stick around. LOL

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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #94 on: May 23, 2023, 12:42:30 AM »
Looks like a completely different person.

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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #95 on: May 23, 2023, 05:43:19 AM »
Looks like a completely different person.


Palumboism
Someone who committed his entire existence/ health to bodybuilding
and never became a pro bodybuilder...

Netflix material



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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #96 on: May 23, 2023, 10:12:08 AM »
Legendary post. Too bad the original topic disappeared.

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What is Palumboism or Palumbism ?

Palumboism is a rare, complex disease only seen in the nether ranks of competitive bodybuilders.

The condition is first characterised by the sudden development of an enormous midsection whereby the entire width of the trunk, ribcage and pelvis grows disproportionately whilst the oblique muscles will thicken rapidly and the abdomen will become distended with the patient unable to hold in their stomach.



The condition is further characterised by chronic metamorphasies of the facial and cranial features, culminating in thick folds of dermal tissue round the mouth and thickening of the Levator labii. Mandibular and mental protuberance hypertrophy and overall cranial hyperplasia, accompanied by a dramatic increase in the size of the frontal ridge follows. Premature aging is also common with Palumboism



A particularly spectacular symptom used to confirm diagnosis are disproportionally small limbs on the otherwise gigantic upper body. This is first observed in the upper limbs, where the arms seem to remain in a catabolic shrinking state compared to the torso who's internal structures are growing out of control in all directions. The reasons for this are not yet understood. The quadraceps muscles of the legs also seem to be ever shrinking.

Overall a more neanderthal type structure develops:





In advanced Palumboism the outer dermis takes on a crackly brittle look, almost as if the patient has been glazed or varnished like a ceramic souvenier. The color of the skin will become uneven displaying varying hues and shades from grey to bright orange throughout the entire body, whilst the skin may appear weathered and abnormally aged.



There may also be a high level of vascular distension which never seems to go away in the patient, this will often result in veins having a 'worn out' apperance.

Perhaps the most unusual and distressing issue is that the patient seems totally unaware of what is happening to him.

Post mortem examination of patients sometimes reveals large quantities of a foreign oil-like substance in the biceps and anterior deltoid muscle heads.


What causes Palumboism ?

It is not fully known what causes the disease, although it is speculated that a genetic predisposition combined with an over reliance on high and never ending doses of various anabolic drugs accompanied by a gradual 'shut down' or mutation of the patient's own endiginous endocrine system possibly awakening dormant cro-magnonesque genes are causative factors.

Although Palumboism shares some symptoms with Acromegaly it should not be confused due to the additional conditions described above when making a diagnosis.


Treatments

There is no known cure for Palumboism, as long as the patient remains on his drug regimen there is little comfort and the condition will continue to deteriorate.

Promptly discontinuing drug use may halt further development of the condition although it cannot be fully reversed.





Palumboism in women

Although Palumboism can occur in the female sex it is extremely rare for the condition to reach the advanced stages witnessed in men, therefore accurate and prompt diagnosis becomes more difficult.

Whilst it should be noted that female Palumboism must not be directly confused with the seperate condition of virilization which is more commonly encountered, more cases of female Palumboism are being diagnosed and reported everyday.



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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #97 on: May 23, 2023, 06:38:34 PM »
i always watch his question and answer videos

the veins always seemed a little off, i hope he pulls through

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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #98 on: May 23, 2023, 06:57:52 PM »
Back in for complications....



An hour video, will not watch

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Re: Is Palumbo expiring before our eyes ?
« Reply #99 on: May 23, 2023, 07:04:50 PM »
An hour video, will not watch

The meat of Dave's problems is explained in the first 5 minutes or so - He's got a lung infection, probably a rhinovirus, that was causing a build up of fluid in his lungs. They're keeping him in the hospital till everything looks good.