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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8350 on: February 10, 2024, 01:22:52 PM »


His best ever look facially was his first ever pic here (R8,C2). It's been dramatically downhill since then. Mere coincidence? hmm ...

Wedding Bhanky (R3,C7) looks so old, and not even his usual caveman bloated face old, just soft retiree cardigan-wearing old

Personal Amusement Favorites in no particular order:
- R1, C5: Special Needs Bhanky
- R2, C1: Facial Mass Bhanky
- R2, C6: Tiny Tufty Tough Guy Bhanky
- R2, C7: Coy Bhanky
- R3, C6: Pooping Bhanky
- R2, C9: All Done Pooping Bhanky
- R4, C2: Revelations Bhanky
- R4, C7: Deviant Bhanky
- R5, C1: Happy Chappy Bhanky (with hat)
- R7, C4: Happy Chappy Bhanky (no hat)
- R5, C8: Best Angle Bhanky (full coverage)
- R8, C2: Alpha Bhanky
- R4, C1: Beta Bhanky
- R7, C7: Bowling Ball Bhanky

Hahahaha I just looked at all these and my wife and kids are asking, Why are you laughing so hard?

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8351 on: February 10, 2024, 01:23:11 PM »
Regardless, they're all better than the vomit inducing pics of his feet.

I'm going to see if Ron can implement a spoiler warning system in the future.

So you’re saying you spent all night purchasing Onlyfans content to investigate if those were really Hanky’s feet or the feet of a Russian prostitute who lives 9,000 miles away ?
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I think the photo with him, the chicken, and the Scarecrow should also come with a warning. I feel greasy after seeing it.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8352 on: February 10, 2024, 01:25:46 PM »
Row 8, Column 10 Clegged defeat

Row 2, Columns 5 & 6 are tied for “Slop Pot Hanky” for me

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8353 on: February 10, 2024, 01:26:02 PM »
Hahahaha I just looked at all these and my wife and kids are asking, Why are you laughing so hard?

Ha ha ha !  😂

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8354 on: February 10, 2024, 01:30:19 PM »
I'm surprised he posted the foot photo, that was nasty :-X

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8355 on: February 10, 2024, 01:35:16 PM »
Turning into Phil Heath with the magic of MS Paint

And Anadrol  ;D
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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8356 on: February 10, 2024, 01:43:30 PM »
Serious question.  If you could only pick one of the Faces of Hankins pictures to be printed on every urinal cake you would see in every urinal for the rest of your life, which would you choose:



Tough choice but Id pick :

-R1, C2: Zed Hankins




-R3, C4: Wilford Hankins


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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8357 on: February 10, 2024, 01:51:52 PM »
Tough choice but Id pick :

-R1, C2: Zed Hankins




-R3, C4: Wilford Hankins




This was arguably his best look. First ever post. (homo)

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8358 on: February 10, 2024, 02:02:44 PM »

This was arguably his best look. First ever post. (homo)

Orangutan-ish in the full photo

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8359 on: February 10, 2024, 02:08:06 PM »

This was arguably his best look. First ever post. (homo)

and then getbig killed him
he didnt get validation for the first time in his life and vowed to get props or die trying.

Hes never going to get props here, he will die first.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8360 on: February 10, 2024, 02:13:00 PM »
and then getbig killed him
he didnt get validation for the first time in his life and vowed to get props or die trying.

Hes never going to get props here, he will die first.


Man please tell me I look so good people think its not real bwhaha I just feel really skinny and fat all the time I don't know

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8361 on: February 10, 2024, 02:22:27 PM »


Please tell me that second quote isn’t real? If that douchebag really posted that I have no hope for him.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8362 on: February 10, 2024, 02:24:22 PM »
Please tell me that second quote isn’t real? If that douchebag really posted that I have no hope for him.

Click on the quote and check out the original thread.

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=672165.0

That is where it all started.


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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8363 on: February 10, 2024, 02:24:59 PM »
Row 3, Column 7 = Glamour Shot Hanky

High flying Wall Street trader.
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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8364 on: February 10, 2024, 02:26:22 PM »
 ???

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8365 on: February 10, 2024, 02:28:48 PM »
 ???

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8366 on: February 10, 2024, 02:32:13 PM »
???

When you have CKD your kidneys can’t get rid of sodium, and that right there is a sign of it.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8367 on: February 10, 2024, 02:41:00 PM »


Can you say ........................ ..Punchable ?   :D

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8368 on: February 10, 2024, 02:48:47 PM »


Can you say ........................ ..Punchable ?   :D

Punchable.


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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8369 on: February 10, 2024, 02:50:21 PM »

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8370 on: February 10, 2024, 02:51:08 PM »
^^^^ 10 inch neck of peace!!  ;D

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8371 on: February 10, 2024, 03:18:27 PM »

Thank you. I can’t stop laughing at “don’t just stand there piss on these bad boys”. This made my fucking day.

;D.


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The one circled in blue really is AIDS Hankins, as Jane mentioned. It's like a late 80's shot that you see titled "Last Visit to Fire Island" or something close in a documentary. It would have a weeping Spaulding talking about how peaceful Brian was at near the end of his battle.


The two circled in purple are farm report Hankins. The bottom one is from a good growing season, where potato or orange futures are looking good. Top one is from a drought.




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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8372 on: February 10, 2024, 03:23:49 PM »
Hahahaha I just looked at all these and my wife and kids are asking, Why are you laughing so hard?

Haha this is up there with my lightning round mention in the 2023 awards, thank you sir


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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8373 on: February 10, 2024, 03:51:11 PM »
Marty I absolutely do not eat chicken all day. I always order an appetizer and dessert. I only eat fried chicken and I eat about a pound of beef everyday and bacon or sausage every morning for breakfast and a lot of pasta. I don't drink much soda or alcohol but maybe one regular soda a day and 1-2 alcoholic drinks every other week. I am constantly trying to gain weight and bulk up not dieting in anyway at all. TRT only pic was from today. I walk the beach but no real heavy cardio but yeah I eat pizza and burgers and regular soda daily. My dad didn't weight lift at all and was balding as well at my age. I used to wrestle division one and competed in mma briefly 20 years ago. I lift at my home gym only now. I am not spreading my lats in the pic

Can someone please point out the Division I wrestling Hanky photo?

In case the NCAA missed out on recording Hanky’s wrestling career accomplishments.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #8374 on: February 10, 2024, 05:57:29 PM »
Cabbage Hank kid