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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #100 on: June 22, 2023, 01:56:12 PM »
2020 Track Champion in a class with only one other competitor and you won just one race in a whole season?

http://halifaxcountymotorspeedway.com/Includes/2020pointstandings.pdf

he will totally ignore than and hope it goes away

It should be kept for posterity with all his other fails

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #101 on: June 22, 2023, 02:00:38 PM »
He doesn't mention that does he

The lad he was against must have been a first timer

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #102 on: June 22, 2023, 02:02:37 PM »
he will totally ignore than and hope it goes away

It should be kept for posterity with all his other fails

Ignore what I said I was track champion and I was not my fault they didn’t have a thousand races for my class I still won the race and the title

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #103 on: June 22, 2023, 02:04:15 PM »
You put up the picture and said you looked better than that at your age. So match the pose. It was your boast so you should back it up.

You act like we can’t see his legs he is 160lbs again I get it you are a fag and prefer 160lbs but to a grown heterosexual weightlifting  man that looks like a scrawny little shit

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #104 on: June 22, 2023, 02:05:05 PM »

What did you score on your ASVAB?

I did not miss a question I was 99th percentile with a 130 score which was the highest score you could get at the time I did not miss a single question

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #105 on: June 22, 2023, 02:07:02 PM »
Ignore what I said I was track champion and I was not my fault they didn’t have a thousand races for my class I still won the race and the title

Nope, it was your decision to seek out and find a competition that had no entrants

Fucks sake you even bought the right type of vehicle to enter after first finding out the class.

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #106 on: June 22, 2023, 02:08:07 PM »
You act like we can’t see his legs he is 160lbs again I get it you are a fag and prefer 160lbs but to a grown heterosexual weightlifting  man that looks like a scrawny little shit

your legs would look worse than Zanes if you sat like that

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #107 on: June 22, 2023, 02:37:01 PM »
I did not miss a question I was 99th percentile with a 130 score which was the highest score you could get at the time I did not miss a single question

They wouldn't put you in Infantry with a ASVAB that high

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #108 on: June 22, 2023, 02:39:37 PM »
They wouldn't put you in Infantry with a ASVAB that high

Bhanky wanted to be in combat on the front lines so he insisted on being a ground pounder.

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #109 on: June 22, 2023, 02:40:13 PM »
They wouldn't put you in Infantry with a ASVAB that high

They thought with his head size he would make a good sniper spotter.

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #110 on: June 22, 2023, 02:41:41 PM »
They wouldn't put you in Infantry with a ASVAB that high

I requested infantry enlisted only one that allows a 2 year enlistment. I also already had a 4 year degree in Finance. I could have gone in as an officer but I would have had to do a 6 year commitment and they would have put me in accounting in a cubicle officers do not get to pick their MOS

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #111 on: June 22, 2023, 02:43:10 PM »
I requested infantry enlisted only one that allows a 2 year enlistment. I also already had a 4 year degree in Finance. I could have gone in as an officer but I would have had to do a 6 year commitment and they would have put me in accounting in a cubicle officers do not get to pick their MOS

hahahaha Cant stick to anything Brian

Its your fucking life story

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #112 on: June 22, 2023, 02:43:43 PM »
your legs would look worse than Zanes if you sat like that

He is tiny in that pic and you know it probably less than 160lbs but go ahead pretend otherwise since he is your hero

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #113 on: June 22, 2023, 02:44:53 PM »
hahahaha Cant stick to anything Brian

Its your fucking life story

I didn’t want to do 6 years in a cubicle. I had a lifetime of cubicles waiting for me after the Army. I wanted to be Infantry and go to war like my grandfather

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #114 on: June 22, 2023, 02:48:01 PM »
Brian told us he wa the frontline

In infantry

Brian the snipers dream
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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #115 on: June 22, 2023, 02:50:37 PM »
I didn’t want to do 6 years in a cubicle. I had a lifetime of cubicles waiting for me after the Army. I wanted to be Infantry and go to war like my grandfather


I hear your grandad died at Auschwitz Brian

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #116 on: June 22, 2023, 02:50:54 PM »
He is tiny in that pic and you know it probably less than 160lbs but go ahead pretend otherwise since he is your hero

your legs would look worse than that if you sat in that pose

Ok, now add your straw man.

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #117 on: June 22, 2023, 02:51:37 PM »
I didn’t want to do 6 years in a cubicle. I had a lifetime of cubicles waiting for me after the Army. I wanted to be Infantry and go to war like my grandfather

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #118 on: June 22, 2023, 02:53:50 PM »
You outweigh him by 70 pounds yet can’t squat a third what he could squat.

Plus you look like a withered lightbulb.

HTH

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #119 on: June 22, 2023, 03:05:51 PM »
I didn’t want to do 6 years in a cubicle. I had a lifetime of cubicles waiting for me after the Army. I wanted to be Infantry and go to war like my grandfather

The Butthole Hymn of the Greene Bidet

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Bikini bottoms from "his girl"
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Strict Nation Curl

No one knows
Just what he'll do
When he squats to take a poo

He shits blood
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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #120 on: June 22, 2023, 03:59:52 PM »
Ignore what I said I was track champion and I was not my fault they didn’t have a thousand races for my class I still won the race and the title

In 2021 when you entered a class with more than one other competitor you did just one race and even then you were near the bottom.



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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #121 on: June 22, 2023, 04:00:36 PM »
The Butthole Hymn of the Greene Bidet

Put rainbow wings
On bhanky's chest
1/2 a gram biodential test

Bikini bottoms from "his girl"
Does dumb things
Strict Nation Curl

No one knows
Just what he'll do
When he squats to take a poo

He shits blood
That's what they say
But bhanky's cool
On the Greene Bidet




We have a winner!

Brians wife has defo got back from work and told him to get off the PC haha
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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #122 on: June 22, 2023, 04:02:20 PM »
The Butthole Hymn of the Greene Bidet

Put rainbow wings
On bhanky's chest
1/2 a gram biodential test

Bikini bottoms from "his girl"
Does dumb things
Strict Nation Curl

No one knows
Just what he'll do
When he squats to take a poo

He shits blood
That's what they say
But bhanky's cool
On the Greene Bidet


Brilliant!

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #123 on: June 22, 2023, 04:10:54 PM »
2020 Track Champion in a class with only one other competitor and you won just one race in a whole season?

http://halifaxcountymotorspeedway.com/Includes/2020pointstandings.pdf

Haha great find Skeletor :D

It looks like the actual 2020 "Late Model" champion, which bhanks claimed was him, was instead a fellow named Mason Price.

Wtf is "Crate LateModel" ???

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Re: Zane vs CBum
« Reply #124 on: June 22, 2023, 04:13:14 PM »
Ignore what I said I was track champion and I was not my fault they didn’t have a thousand races for my class I still won the race and the title
How come you gave me shit when I had no one in my class....you act like I planned it that way.

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