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Re: Fat Lizzo no better than Ellen DeGenerate
« Reply #75 on: August 19, 2023, 02:52:42 PM »
True story.

Met her once in New York City through a mutual friend that is a publicist. My friend held a party at his humble NYC SOHO loft and invited many of his celebrity friends at the time and, of course, a decent group of his fellow childhood friends (like me).

Ironically, I met Lizzo at that party while looking through a gorgeous display of Hors d'oeuvres and when reaching for the last couple of cheese croustades, a rather large shadow loomed over me when I heard, "I'm finna grab this, thank you poppa".

I looked behind me and said, "Oh, I was reaching for these last two as they looked delicious". She replied with, "I know, I had meant to pick them up a moment ago but called them as mine". I smiled and said, "enjoy them". She said, "Oh, I will".

That's when I knew she was special.

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Should have picked them up and ate them in front of her fat face

WTF?

"I'm finna grab this?"

Is that Black Speech for "i am going to grab this?"
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Re: Fat Lizzo no better than Ellen DeGenerate
« Reply #76 on: August 19, 2023, 02:56:01 PM »
Should have picked them up and ate them in front of her fat face

WTF?

"I'm finna grab this?"

Is that Black Speech for "i am going to grab this?"

King of kangz baby.

I didn't have the courage to face her under those circumstances. The ball was literally in her court.

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Re: Fat Lizzo no better than Ellen DeGenerate
« Reply #77 on: August 19, 2023, 02:57:22 PM »
King of kangz baby.

I didn't have the courage to face her under those circumstances. The ball was literally in her court.

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But only because someone convinced her that the ball was a new type of melon.

Pass the salt now!

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Re: Fat Lizzo no better than Ellen DeGenerate
« Reply #78 on: August 19, 2023, 05:35:45 PM »
What's the deal with blacks using "FINNA" anyways?

What does it mean?


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Re: Fat Lizzo no better than Ellen DeGenerate
« Reply #79 on: August 23, 2023, 08:48:27 AM »