Bloodwork

[Dave D]

Both my arms are great

Neat.

You train like its your first month in the gym.

[webstar]

Both my arms are great

One arm is completely atrophied from the nerve damage.

65 lb hammer curls have left you crippled.

Carpel tunnel and throwing up black stuff 

[LurkerNoMore]

 Link to photos of the black puke?

[joswift]

Link to photos of the black puke?

He only posted the blood, the black may be him deflecting from having to deadlift 315

[wes]

Black Puke Of Peace 

[joswift]

Hes probably resorted to self harming

[deadz]

Where are the results of this "bloodwork" I can always use a good laugh.

[joswift]

Where are the results of this "bloodwork" I can always use a good laugh.

there you go

[deadz]

Doesn't get much worse than dgay and hanks on this forum!

[BigRo]

Doesn't get much worse than dgay and hanks on this forum!

Bottom creatures.

[Never1AShow]

Possible internal bleeding.

Hahahaha. The only person ever to die from Hammer curls.

[Hulkotron]

Maybe he tried the 315 deadlift off-camera and this was the result.

[Never1AShow]

Filling in for Never1ashow:

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87. Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"

Thank you kindly. I’m busy for the next few days but will fill in what I miss soon. We may hit 100 this weekend alone.

[Never1AShow]

Ballsy move trying to fill those shoes, brosef. If the Committee catches this, you’re in hot water, mister!

Haha. I take no excessive pride in ownership. Happy so many cars about his health as much as I do.

[wes]

Hes probably resorted to self harming

[Sandrock]

Is hanky dead from vomiting out his gizzard yet?

[Hulkotron]

Does the accumulation of the medical issues list stop upon death?

[webstar]

Thank you kindly. I’m busy for the next few days but will fill in what I miss soon. We may hit 100 this weekend alone.

No problem, enjoy the time off.

I’m sure we will hit 100 by the end of the month.

[BB]

Does the accumulation of the medical issues list stop upon death?

I think it could go on a little longer -

"125. Uncommon Post-Mortem Bloating"
"126. "Aggressive Post-Mortem Facial and Fingernail Growth, Absent Cranial Hair Growth"   
"127. "Odd Maple Syrup Smell Emanating from Casket"
Etc..... 

[Sandrock]

Does the accumulation of the medical issues list stop upon death?

hank has to stay alive long enough to make it 100 ailments goddammit 

[JustPlaneJane]

Thank you kindly. I’m busy for the next few days but will fill in what I miss soon. We may hit 100 this weekend alone.

For the record, #87 will be the result of #78.

The coffin will be a size medium.

There won’t be six people willing to carry it.

[Dave D]

For the record, #87 will be the result of #78.

The coffin will be a size medium.

There won’t be six people willing to carry it.

There wont be a need for 6 people for such a light coffin.

[joswift]

There wont be a need for 6 people for such a light coffin.

he will be lighter than Delmar Barry......

[wes]

There wont be a need for 6 people for such a light coffin.

Yes,he will have an empty belly.

[Never1AShow]

I think it could go on a little longer -

"125. Uncommon Post-Mortem Bloating"
"126. "Aggressive Post-Mortem Facial and Fingernail Growth, Absent Cranial Hair Growth"   
"127. "Odd Maple Syrup Smell Emanating from Casket"
Etc.....

128.  DJ necrophilic defilement
129.  Corpse eaten by Rocky!