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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #50 on: March 30, 2024, 12:32:00 PM »
Rob, I don’t appreciate you yelling at my fat Mexican baby mama at the dentist office!

Hahahahaha.

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #51 on: March 30, 2024, 05:57:07 PM »
This show is gonna huge! Someone needs to do an intro song for the fellas.

"Rob and Josh, just don't care.
One lives in a car, one's on welfare."

Okay ignore the second line  ;D but one of the more talented guys with this kinda stuff needs to finish this.

Rob and Josh, they couldn't give two shits,
To society's rules, they just call it quits.
They'll tell you straight up, they don't give a fuck,
Their friendship's solid, like a hardcore rock.

(Chorus)
Rob and Josh, they don't give a damn,
Living life with a middle finger slam.
They'll laugh in the face of anyone's critique,
Rob and Josh, they're unapologetically unique.

(Bridge)
They'll raise a glass and say "fuck it all",
In their world, they stand tall.
With each passing day, they'll just flip and wink,
Rob and Josh, they don't care what you think.

(Chorus)
Rob and Josh, they don't give a damn,
Living life according to their own program.
They'll flip the bird to society's norms,
Their friendship weathers any storms.

(Outro)
So here's to Rob and Josh, living life on their own track,
In their world, there's no looking back.
With a rebel yell and a devilish grin,
Rob and Josh, they'll always win.

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #52 on: March 30, 2024, 06:18:46 PM »
Rob and Josh, they couldn't give two shits,
To society's rules, they just call it quits.
They'll tell you straight up, they don't give a fuck,
Their friendship's solid, like a hardcore rock.

(Chorus)
Rob and Josh, they don't give a damn,
Living life with a middle finger slam.
They'll laugh in the face of anyone's critique,
Rob and Josh, they're unapologetically unique.

(Bridge)
They'll raise a glass and say "fuck it all",
In their world, they stand tall.
With each passing day, they'll just flip and wink,
Rob and Josh, they don't care what you think.

(Chorus)
Rob and Josh, they don't give a damn,
Living life according to their own program.
They'll flip the bird to society's norms,
Their friendship weathers any storms.

(Outro)
So here's to Rob and Josh, living life on their own track,
In their world, there's no looking back.
With a rebel yell and a devilish grin,
Rob and Josh, they'll always win.

Haha that’s pretty damn good krank.

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #53 on: March 30, 2024, 08:47:52 PM »
Great episode! Even Calvin made it on a list, albeit briefly.

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #54 on: March 30, 2024, 09:44:22 PM »
Rob and Josh, they couldn't give two shits,
To society's rules, they just call it quits.
They'll tell you straight up, they don't give a fuck,
Their friendship's solid, like a hardcore rock.

(Chorus)
Rob and Josh, they don't give a damn,
Living life with a middle finger slam.
They'll laugh in the face of anyone's critique,
Rob and Josh, they're unapologetically unique.

(Bridge)
They'll raise a glass and say "fuck it all",
In their world, they stand tall.
With each passing day, they'll just flip and wink,
Rob and Josh, they don't care what you think.

(Chorus)
Rob and Josh, they don't give a damn,
Living life according to their own program.
They'll flip the bird to society's norms,
Their friendship weathers any storms.

(Outro)
So here's to Rob and Josh, living life on their own track,
In their world, there's no looking back.
With a rebel yell and a devilish grin,
Rob and Josh, they'll always win.
Cool !!  :D

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #55 on: March 31, 2024, 02:17:01 AM »
Rob and Josh, they couldn't give two shits,
To society's rules, they just call it quits.
They'll tell you straight up, they don't give a fuck,
Their friendship's solid, like a hardcore rock.

(Chorus)
Rob and Josh, they don't give a damn,
Living life with a middle finger slam.
They'll laugh in the face of anyone's critique,
Rob and Josh, they're unapologetically unique.

(Bridge)
They'll raise a glass and say "fuck it all",
In their world, they stand tall.
With each passing day, they'll just flip and wink,
Rob and Josh, they don't care what you think.

(Chorus)
Rob and Josh, they don't give a damn,
Living life according to their own program.
They'll flip the bird to society's norms,
Their friendship weathers any storms.

(Outro)
So here's to Rob and Josh, living life on their own track,
In their world, there's no looking back.
With a rebel yell and a devilish grin,
Rob and Josh, they'll always win.

Fantastic stuff Krank!

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #56 on: March 31, 2024, 02:49:40 AM »
I want to hear the guy's opinion on me in episode 4.

Special request  :D

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #57 on: March 31, 2024, 03:33:37 AM »
That's amazing Krank. Now who has the musical talent to turn this into a jingle? Maybe someone can do it with Ai?

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #58 on: March 31, 2024, 04:00:42 AM »
Rob and Josh are good guys (Especially off of Getbig)
There were others too on here (Wes) that really reached out to me in my darkest hour.

I'm usually all about fun and games, and being sarcastic, but they could sense that I was telling the truth and needed help.


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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #59 on: March 31, 2024, 12:49:17 PM »
Happy birthday gazoo.

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #60 on: March 31, 2024, 05:46:58 PM »
Aplogies all 'round. 


The the tune of the theme from Laverne and Shirley


We're not gonna fake it!

Ask if we can dance we'll shake it
Comes to cumming we don't fake it
We're gonna make our dreams come true

Doing it our way

Doesn't matter white or black now
If you're a cuck we don't hold back now
We're gonna make our dreams come true

Doing it our way

There ain't nuffin' dindus try
Don't like trannies they're improbable
This time there's no balls that'll touch!

We're not gonna fake it

On your mark, get set and go now
Got a plan and it's No-Nomo
We're gonna make our dreams come true

And we'll do it our way yes our way
Make our wet dreams come true
It's a half hour our way, yes our way

Sometimes we screams it's true...for me and you
For me and you

We're not gonna fake it
Nothing's gonna to turn us black now
Love real ladies fook tranz to Hades
We're gonna make our dreams come true

Doing it our way

Rob and Josh are out to prove it
They speak da troof and libs can screw it

Never talk about the easy stuff
These guys were both born real MEN
This time there's no cockin' down!

On your source  full speed not slow-mo
Got a dream that's all No-Homo
We're gonna speak our minds that's true
And we'll do it our way yes our way
Make all our dreams come true
And we'll do it our way yes our way
Don't like what we say...Screw yoooou!

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #61 on: March 31, 2024, 05:56:46 PM »
Rob and Josh, they couldn't give two shits,
To society's rules, they just call it quits.
They'll tell you straight up, they don't give a fuck,
Their friendship's solid, like a hardcore rock.

(Chorus)
Rob and Josh, they don't give a damn,
Living life with a middle finger slam.
They'll laugh in the face of anyone's critique,
Rob and Josh, they're unapologetically unique.

(Bridge)
They'll raise a glass and say "fuck it all",
In their world, they stand tall.
With each passing day, they'll just flip and wink,
Rob and Josh, they don't care what you think.

(Chorus)
Rob and Josh, they don't give a damn,
Living life according to their own program.
They'll flip the bird to society's norms,
Their friendship weathers any storms.

(Outro)
So here's to Rob and Josh, living life on their own track,
In their world, there's no looking back.
With a rebel yell and a devilish grin,
Rob and Josh, they'll always win.

Well done!  SUPERB!  And very original. ;D ;D

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #62 on: March 31, 2024, 05:57:07 PM »
(Verse 1)
In a town where the sun sets low,
Two figures stand against the glow.
Rob's got arms like mighty oaks,
Josh just nods, he never jokes.
They both agree on one thing clear,
Bhanks is the one they can't bear.

(Chorus)

Rob and Josh, they stand tall,
Against the tide, they won't fall.
Conservative hearts, they beat as one,
Underneath the blazing sun.

(Verse 2)
Rob's physique, a sculpted art,
Biceps bulging, strong of heart.
Triceps like mountains, he flexes true,
In his veins, red, white, and blue.
While Josh's dog, Gazoo, roams free,
Living life with carefree glee.

(Chorus)
Rob and Josh, they stand tall,
Against the tide, they won't fall.
Conservative hearts, they beat as one,
Underneath the blazing sun.

(Bridge)
They may not agree on everything,
But their friendship, it does cling.
Through thick and thin, they'll always be,
Rob, Josh, and Gazoo, wild and free.

(Chorus)
Rob and Josh, they stand tall,
Against the tide, they won't fall.
Conservative hearts, they beat as one,
Underneath the blazing sun.

(Outro)

In a town where the sun sets low,
Rob and Josh, they'll always glow.
With arms of steel and hearts so true,
They'll stand together, me and you.
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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #63 on: March 31, 2024, 06:05:21 PM »
Heavy Metal version.

(Verse 1)
In the heart of the city, where the shadows roam,
Rob and Josh stand, they're never alone.
With muscles of iron, and fire in their eyes,
They're ready to fight, they're not telling lies.

(Pre-Chorus)
They despise Bhanks, they loathe his reign,
In their veins, rebellion's the only refrain.
With Gazoo by Josh's side, they'll take a stand,
Against the tyranny of a corrupt land.

(Chorus)
Rob's arms of steel, Josh's fearless soul,
Together they rise, they're out of control.
Conservatives to the core, they defy the norm,
In a world gone mad, they weather the storm.

(Verse 2)
Rob's triceps gleam, like blades of steel,
Josh's defiance, you can almost feel.
With fists clenched tight, and Gazoo's fierce growl,
They're ready to brawl, they're ready to howl.

(Pre-Chorus)
They'll never back down, they'll never retreat,
In the face of injustice, they refuse defeat.
With a roar and a snarl, they'll break the chains,
And fight for freedom, despite the pains.

(Chorus)
Rob's arms of steel, Josh's fearless soul,
Together they rise, they're out of control.
Conservatives to the core, they defy the norm,
In a world gone mad, they weather the storm.

(Bridge)
Through the chaos and the strife,
Rob and Josh will carve their life.
With Gazoo by their side, they'll conquer all,
In a battle of wills, they'll stand tall.

(Outro)
So raise your fists, and join the fight,
For freedom and justice, in the dead of night.
With Rob and Josh, and Gazoo by your side,
Together we'll roar, we'll never hide.
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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #64 on: April 01, 2024, 06:42:12 AM »
Aplogies all 'round. 


The the tune of the theme from Laverne and Shirley


We're not gonna fake it!

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Scott!  You actually made me sing the whole thing in my head in character (the girls voices) LOL!  That's some awful genius being deployed there - bravo!!!  ;D 8)
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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #65 on: April 01, 2024, 07:02:28 AM »
Haha, Great songs guys.

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #66 on: April 01, 2024, 07:55:59 AM »
Another great show guys!!!

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #67 on: April 01, 2024, 09:05:08 AM »
Another great show guys!!!

Thank you sir.

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #68 on: April 01, 2024, 06:00:42 PM »
Scott!  You actually made me sing the whole thing in my head in character (the girls voices) LOL!  That's some awful genius being deployed there - bravo!!!  ;D 8)

Thanks, brother!  ;D

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #69 on: April 03, 2024, 04:41:14 PM »
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Josh hates everything spin off. I’m absent due to strep throat. Be back in a couple days.

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #70 on: April 03, 2024, 04:47:52 PM »
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Episode 4 boys. I’m absent due to strep throat. Be back in a couple days.

Great show, have really enjoyed it.

Thanks guys, hope it becomes massive.

Ps. recover quick Rob! You’re a natural


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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #71 on: April 03, 2024, 04:48:17 PM »
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Episode 4 boys. I’m absent due to strep throat. Be back in a couple days.

Speedy recovery, iron brother.

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #72 on: April 04, 2024, 02:19:51 AM »
Strep is going around here like crazy right now... Get well Rob..

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #73 on: April 04, 2024, 06:18:54 AM »
Thanks guys, yeah all 3 of my kids had it and now I got it. The worst part is getting really hot throughout the day.

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Re: Rob and Josh episode 3
« Reply #74 on: April 06, 2024, 07:24:29 AM »
Thanks guys, yeah all 3 of my kids had it and now I got it. The worst part is getting really hot throughout the day.

Just walk around your house in your posing thong - I'll keep the bushes clear of weirdos for you  ;D

(Get well soon)
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