Strangely, on Arnold it's having the opposite effect - it makes him look mildly retarted - like he's stopped hand-picking potatoes to look up at you from a crop field as you drive past some old Soviet-style kulak on a misty day, mildly bemused because cars are rare round that part of the world...
A Tardstache!
It's a good thing it wasn't there when the Weiders saw him.
Ben: "Joe, I've got some interesting photos of Schwarzenegger, the big kid from Austria....."
Joe: "The one with the 'Tardstache? Forget it, he'll never amount to anything with that silly thing on his face."
Ben: "Yeah Joe, you're probably right."