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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2024, 09:25:40 AM »
His movies were terrible.

He was great in Fisting Firemen 5 though.

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2024, 09:36:24 AM »
What's the story behind his hair? Thought he had a great build but not a champion one.
I have no clue....I didn`t know him at all.....I was just there on that day.

His hair looks terrible.  :D

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2024, 09:55:28 AM »
He was great in Fisting Firemen 5 though.

5 not as good as 4

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2024, 10:05:26 AM »
5 not as good as 4

Agreed. That firehose scene was brutal. No homo.

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2024, 10:09:18 AM »
He was great in Fisting Firemen 5 though.

5 not as good as 4

Agreed. That firehose scene was brutal. No homo.

I got really nervous when they brought the firehouse Dalmatian in..... :-\.

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2024, 10:12:58 AM »
I got really nervous when they brought the firehouse Dalmatian in..... :-\.

I’ll never look at the pole the same way ever again thanks to the silky smooth gyrations of Rodney St. Cloud

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #31 on: April 05, 2024, 10:20:38 AM »
I have no clue....I didn`t know him at all.....I was just there on that day.

His hair looks terrible.  :D

Is he still dead?

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #32 on: April 05, 2024, 10:21:05 AM »
I’ll never look at the pole the same way ever again thanks to the silky smooth gyrations of Rodney St. Cloud

Rodney achieved new heights (and widths)

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #33 on: April 05, 2024, 10:22:13 AM »

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2024, 12:43:33 AM »
He was great in Fisting Firemen 5 though.
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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #35 on: April 06, 2024, 04:53:23 AM »

Mihalik was such a mustached stud he allegedly banged a coke machine because he was so jacked up all the time . I wonder when he was finished if he got any return on it.

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #36 on: April 06, 2024, 05:15:22 AM »


 :D  Harry!

'I'd walk fifteen miles in snow shoes through a minefield to hear her fart through a field telephone!' (or something close to that)

Oh for the days of hairy pr0n...
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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #37 on: April 06, 2024, 05:22:31 AM »
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Barely there, but we can see Mentzer would've won the moustache round.

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Strangely, on Arnold it's having the opposite effect - it makes him look mildly retarted - like he's stopped hand-picking potatoes to look up at you from a crop field as you drive past some old Soviet-style kulak on a misty day, mildly bemused because cars are rare round that part of the world...

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #38 on: April 06, 2024, 05:34:39 AM »
Strangely, on Arnold it's having the opposite effect - it makes him look mildly retarted - like he's stopped hand-picking potatoes to look up at you from a crop field as you drive past some old Soviet-style kulak on a misty day, mildly bemused because cars are rare round that part of the world...

That sounds like it is in the first couple of pages of that great American novel you are writing.

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #39 on: April 06, 2024, 05:50:47 AM »
That sounds like it is in the first couple of pages of that great American novel you are writing.

Thanks (I think) :)  I do have a tendency to ramble on here... ;D

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2024, 07:58:33 AM »
Strangely, on Arnold it's having the opposite effect - it makes him look mildly retarted - like he's stopped hand-picking potatoes to look up at you from a crop field as you drive past some old Soviet-style kulak on a misty day, mildly bemused because cars are rare round that part of the world...

A Tardstache!

It's a good thing it wasn't there when the Weiders saw him.

Ben: "Joe, I've got some interesting photos of Schwarzenegger, the big kid from Austria....."
Joe: "The one with the 'Tardstache? Forget it, he'll never amount to anything with that silly thing on his face."
Ben: "Yeah Joe, you're probably right."

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2024, 08:08:30 AM »
A Tardstache!

It's a good thing it wasn't there when the Weiders saw him.

Ben: "Joe, I've got some interesting photos of Schwarzenegger, the big kid from Austria....."
Joe: "The one with the 'Tardstache? Forget it, he'll never amount to anything with that silly thing on his face."
Ben: "Yeah Joe, you're probably right.  But he offered to bang Betty while you do that 'I'm not in the closet' thing?"
Joe: "Really?  Does he know to ignore my 'special-noises' while I 'train' in the closet?"
Ben: "Yep, he just wants a VW Beetle - can I green light?"
Joe: "Are you kidding?  For that he can have a few O's as well""

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2024, 08:21:29 AM »
:D

:-\.

Somehow, I see Joe being an ass man. Probably was the type of guy that doesn't fast fwd through the "back of of the ballbag" scenes in pornos.

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2024, 10:40:58 AM »
I have no clue....I didn`t know him at all.....I was just there on that day.

His hair looks terrible.  :D

Why do bald guys have to put down guys with great hair do's?   ;D

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #44 on: April 06, 2024, 10:43:33 AM »
He was great in Fisting Firemen 5 though.

That was Fisting Firemen 4.  Hate to correct guys but some on this board  will get 5 and be disappointed. The KY flew on Fireman 4!

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #45 on: April 06, 2024, 12:44:01 PM »
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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #46 on: April 06, 2024, 01:00:35 PM »
That was Fisting Firemen 4.  Hate to correct guys but some on this board  will get 5 and be disappointed. The KY flew on Fireman 4!

The Crisco too


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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2024, 12:11:31 AM »

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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2024, 04:43:19 AM »
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Re: Mustachioed Muscle
« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2024, 04:58:29 AM »
Strangely, on Arnold it's having the opposite effect - it makes him look mildly retarted - like he's stopped hand-picking potatoes to look up at you from a crop field as you drive past some old Soviet-style kulak on a misty day, mildly bemused because cars are rare round that part of the world...
LOL  ;D