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Bhank threats of quitting are old. Could use a little time out. How long?

Nothing, bhank gets to threaten to quit whenever he wants to.
41 (63.1%)
30 days, give bhank some time to reflect on his shitty personality and posts.
7 (10.8%)
60 days, give getbig a break
1 (1.5%)
Permanently send bhank packing*  this option may not be enforceable without the hand of The Almighty Ronaldo
16 (24.6%)

Total Members Voted: 65

Voting closed: June 11, 2024, 06:19:48 PM

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #75 on: June 05, 2024, 12:48:39 AM »
New rule of getbig. No more talk about bhank. I just don’t care one way or another and the constant obsession with this dude is doing my swede in.

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #76 on: June 05, 2024, 01:22:54 AM »
New rule of getbig. No more talk about bhank. I just don’t care one way or another and the constant obsession with this dude is doing my swede in.
No argument from me.

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #77 on: June 05, 2024, 02:00:15 AM »
No argument from me.

Mate you are one of the most switched on dudes here so I thought you would agree. Frustrating bit is some quality people who are also funny as fuck get pulled in and wasted on this stuff.

Having said all this, talking about bhank is still better than a Royalty post.

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #78 on: June 05, 2024, 04:22:03 AM »
Exactly my point. Body hair does that. But.
Who has bodyhair on the inside of their arms  ???

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #79 on: June 05, 2024, 05:12:35 AM »
Shouldn't have told us that BHank, what type of young tough guy has osteoporosis? Now I'm forever going to look at you, and think "all it might take is a good Tong Po kick.....".


It's been a minute since we added any.  100 in sight.

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec"; "a Chronic pec tear. I first tore it at 25 years old. I then tore it again at 40 and 43. The thing with Chronic pec tears is they keep happening")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87.  Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"
88.  Coughing up blood
89.  Carpal tunnel in hands
90.  Deviated Septum
91.  Chronic back pain due to (??)
92.  Opioid addiction
93.  Oppositional Defiant Disorder
94.  Narcissistic Personality Disorder
95.  Osteoporosis

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #80 on: June 05, 2024, 09:35:02 AM »
Exactly my point. Body hair does that. But.
Who has bodyhair on the inside of their arms  ???

Every actual bodybuilder

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #81 on: June 05, 2024, 09:37:52 AM »

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Shouldn't have told us that BHank, what type of young tough guy has osteoporosis? Now I'm forever going to look at you, and think "all it might take is a good Tong Po kick.....".

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How fucking slow are you people??? No reading comprehension at all around here. I never said I had osteoporosis I said it was prescribed for osteoporosis. If it will make there bones stronger it will make your bones stronger as well. Stronger thicker denser bones can handle a heavier load causing more muscular atrophy. Slow guy

I do have bone chip and grinding type bone loss around the knees from wear and tear of bone on bone contact that is not the same thing as osteoporosis. You don't have to have osteoporosis to benefit from stronger thicker bones

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #82 on: June 05, 2024, 09:39:04 AM »
Every actual bodybuilder
You are not a bodybuilder

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #83 on: June 05, 2024, 09:40:22 AM »
You are not a bodybuilder

You keep telling yourself that and I will just keep winning shows

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #84 on: June 05, 2024, 09:47:04 AM »
Brian you won your class. And it was abysmal.

You didn't win a show.


At all.

Its lies like this that make you look a moron. That and the fact you are a legit moron. Moron.
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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #85 on: June 05, 2024, 09:51:44 AM »

I never said I had osteoporosis I said it was prescribed for osteoporosis.


Shut up Hankins, you've got osteoporosis and ED. Both your bones aren't working right.

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #86 on: June 05, 2024, 09:54:34 AM »
Shut up Hankins, you've got osteoporosis and ED. Both your bones aren't working right.

LOVELY STUFF!

The only thing hard Em has to look forward to is Brians knee joints
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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #87 on: June 05, 2024, 09:58:44 AM »
You keep telling yourself that and I will just keep cherry picking events with out of shape and zero competitors so I keep winning shows

fixed

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #88 on: June 05, 2024, 10:10:57 AM »
Brian you won your class. And it was abysmal.

You didn't win a show.


At all.

Its lies like this that make you look a moron. That and the fact you are a legit moron. Moron.

The only reason there wasn't an overall for the over 45 masters is because there was only 1 height class no one competed in class A under 5 foot 9. As such the class B winner aka me is the overall 45 winner by default.

I went to the NPC Show called the Charlotte Cup. I entered and won first place that absolutely makes me the Charlotte Cup show winning Champion

Now if you want to qualify it you could say

2024 Charlotte Cup Over 40 classic Physique Champion

But anyway you slice it I won the show and I am the Charlotte Cup Champion

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #89 on: June 05, 2024, 10:12:08 AM »
The only reason there wasn't an overall for the over 45 masters is because there was only 1 height class no one competed in class A under 5 foot 9. As such the class B winner aka me is the overall 45 winner by default.

I went to the NPC Show called the Charlotte Cup. I entered and won first place that absolutely makes me the Charlotte Cup show winning Champion

Now if you want to qualify it you could say

2024 Charlotte Cup Over 40 classic Physique Champion

But anyway you slice it I won the show and I am the Charlotte Cup Champion

incorrect again.

You won a single class. not the show.

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #90 on: June 05, 2024, 10:30:03 AM »
Bhanky,
Are you considering inserting uranium in your boner?
Is this wise?

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #91 on: June 05, 2024, 10:31:11 AM »
Bhanky,
Are you considering inserting uranium in your boner?
Is this wise?
Brian are you consider inserting Spaldings cock in Uranus?

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #92 on: June 05, 2024, 10:33:45 AM »
Brian are you consider inserting Spaldings cock in Uranus?

 :D

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #93 on: June 05, 2024, 11:19:03 AM »
incorrect again.

You won a single class. not the show.

If you win a single event in any sport you win Olympic Gold and are the Olympic Champion yes? I won my event at the show that is winning the show you dumbfuck by all means you guys go ahead and pretend I didn't win. I have my first place medal and my name online in the results saying otherwise.

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #94 on: June 05, 2024, 11:22:11 AM »
If you win a single event in any sport you win Olympic Gold and are the Olympic Champion yes? I won my event at the show that is winning the show you dumbfuck by all means you guys go ahead and pretend I didn't win. I have my first place medal and my name online in the results saying otherwise.

And unfortunatly for you there are photos of your class

Once people see the photos its all a bit of an anti-climax.

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #95 on: June 05, 2024, 11:28:12 AM »
The only reason there wasn't an overall for the over 45 masters is because there was only 1 height class no one competed in class A under 5 foot 9. As such the class B winner aka me is the overall 45 winner by default.

I went to the NPC Show called the Charlotte Cup. I entered and won first place that absolutely makes me the Charlotte Cup show winning Champion

Now if you want to qualify it you could say

2024 Charlotte Cup Over 40 classic Physique Champion

But anyway you slice it I won the show and I am the Charlotte Cup Champion

"Men's Classic Physique Masters 40+ B" was the name of your class with only 2 other competitors. It was just one class, not the show. In motorsports a champion is someone who beats all the other competitors throughout many events in one season. Likewise in other sports. Finishing first in just one event does not make someone a champion. You barely managed to get ahead of 2 other slobs in one class out of several.

The Charlotte Cup had 8 classes: 3 for men and 5 for women.


In the men's categories:

Men's Bodybuilding had 14 classes

Men's Physique had 11 classes

Men's Classic Physique had 11 classes


So you won 1 of the 11 categories in 1 of the 3 Men's classes.


You did not win overall. You did not participate in other events to be called "champion".

If you win a single event in any sport you win Olympic Gold and are the Olympic Champion yes? I won my event at the show that is winning the show you dumbfuck by all means you guys go ahead and pretend I didn't win. I have my first place medal and my name online in the results saying otherwise.

MENSA level genius... The Olympic Games are a special event and to compete there you have to go through trials and defeat many others to prove you are the best and you represent your country. You just did one shitty local contest.

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #96 on: June 05, 2024, 11:29:06 AM »
If you win a single event in any sport you win Olympic Gold and are the Olympic Champion yes? I won my event at the show that is winning the show you dumbfuck by all means you guys go ahead and pretend I didn't win. I have my first place medal and my name online in the results saying otherwise.

You’re either being purposely obtuse or you’re smoking yourself stupid.

If you win an event at the Olympics you are considered to be;

(1) The Olympic champion in your specific event.
(2) An Olympic champion, part of a group of many Olympic champions during those games.

There is no overall individual Olympic champion.

In your case you won your class. That makes you one of the 157 class winners at the Charlotte Participation Cup event.

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #97 on: June 05, 2024, 11:30:14 AM »
If you win a single event in any sport you win Olympic Gold and are the Olympic Champion yes? I won my event at the show that is winning the show you dumbfuck by all means you guys go ahead and pretend I didn't win. I have my first place medal and my name online in the results saying otherwise.

you only win olympic gold at the olympics you fucking moron. its no wonder Spencer is thick as fucking custard with you as an absentee father. hopefully his mothers partner, the fella he calls daddy is a better man than you Brian.
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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #98 on: June 05, 2024, 12:40:28 PM »
I know we like to bust brians balls.
Just wondering though, if he didn't win "the show" just a class, who did as everyone just competed in a selected class. So who won the whole show?

"Men's Classic Physique Masters 40+ B" was the name of your class with only 2 other competitors. It was just one class, not the show. In motorsports a champion is someone who beats all the other competitors throughout many events in one season. Likewise in other sports. Finishing first in just one event does not make someone a champion. You barely managed to get ahead of 2 other slobs in one class out of several.

The Charlotte Cup had 8 classes: 3 for men and 5 for women.


In the men's categories:

Men's Bodybuilding had 14 classes

Men's Physique had 11 classes

Men's Classic Physique had 11 classes


So you won 1 of the 11 categories in 1 of the 3 Men's classes.


You did not win overall. You did not participate in other events to be called "champion".

MENSA level genius... The Olympic Games are a special event and to compete there you have to go through trials and defeat many others to prove you are the best and you represent your country. You just did one shitty local contest.

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Re: Bhank quitting again
« Reply #99 on: June 05, 2024, 01:20:09 PM »
I know we like to bust brians balls.
Just wondering though, if he didn't win "the show" just a class, who did as everyone just competed in a selected class. So who won the whole show?
the overall winner can claim to have won the show

Most people just tell people they won their class

If people ask me how I did in a show I always tell them the place and the class
"I won the NABBA North West over 55s"

Thats what a normal level headed person would say