Poll

Who would win in a sanctioned fight?

BHANKS
8 (28.6%)
ESFITNESS
20 (71.4%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Author Topic: Two biggest badasses on the board  (Read 2858 times)

SF1900

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 49682
  • Team Hairy Chest Henda
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2024, 07:25:30 PM »
So he says,but he didn`t scare Josh.

That’s because Josh is not a serial killer.
X

wes

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 71216
  • What Dire Mishap Has Befallen Thee
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2024, 02:14:40 AM »
That’s because Josh is not a serial killer.
I happen to know otherwise!   ;)

nobody in particular

  • Getbig III
  • ***
  • Posts: 335
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2024, 02:32:56 AM »
The difference is es would have a fight in a phone box

Brian would use the phone box to call the police

That's not quite accurate. He was dancing around in circles shitting his pants looking for a way out then when a comment was made about family he IMMEDIATELY used that as a convenient cover story to call the authorities , y'know, because he cares so much about them, father of the year and all that.  Posts all day whilst his kid is getting around in a soiled nappy. typical cowardly lazy selfish entitled delusional narcissist guy halftard.

And for the record Brian I don't engage in nor condone throwing shade on your son or your new wife. I feel sorry for them being anywhere near a girl like you. Pick up your game girl, don't just comeback with 'I'm a great father" because THAT is, on its very best day, an assertion bereft of any and all corroborative evidence and a veritable avalanche of evidence to the contrary.

And seriously I'd be hesitant to predict you being victorious in the ring if your opponent was battery hen. You're no fighter, never were never will be. You token bumfight bouts (all of which you lost) don't make you a fighter any more than boiling an egg makes you a chef.

Taffin

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 17023
  • "From the pucha to the culo..."
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2024, 03:38:25 AM »



(c)Taffin

 :D

Appreciate the tiny attribution!

Eric would fuck Brian up seven ways from Sunday - either hand to hand or via gun-play.  He spent a lot of time somewhere...
T

Hulkotron

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29915
  • Expunged
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2024, 05:17:04 AM »
Is that GIF of ESF AI-assisted?  Has an odd look / air about it.

illuminati

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 24672
  • The Strongest Shall Survive.- - Lest we Forget.
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2024, 05:26:10 AM »
Could not would I like Es, Rob and even BigRo they are 3 of my favorite posters. Now 38 Illuminati Jeff and Webster are low life scumbags I would love to fuck them up

Bianca your childhood scars are getting the better of you
- Remember who phoned the cops / border control / hotel / gym all
to avoid being humiliated by Josh.  Oh & the pathetic loss to Clegg.
Mr Pillow fists you couldn't punch a hole through a wet paper bag  ::)
- The most Pathetic Hardman / Fighter ever on Getbig.

You'd do well to shut up & remember that actions would speak
louder than your feeble words.

38 returns

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 7973
  • ANGELA JOHNSON DEAD BECAUSE OF BHANKS COWARDICE
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2024, 05:53:17 AM »
Brian getting his arse handed to him royally here.


Brian you can see that nobody believes you can fight anyone.
B

Hulkotron

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29915
  • Expunged
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2024, 06:21:49 AM »
Brian getting his arse handed to him royally here.


Brian you can see that nobody believes you can fight anyone.

He will meet anyone anywhere in the state at any time, set it up*

*except if you actually set it up.

Gym Rat

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 14414
  • Hail, Hail, Hail & Kill!
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2024, 06:27:11 AM »
Brian getting his arse handed to him royally here.

Brian you can see that nobody believes you can fight anyone.

Doesn't appear that he ever could. Uncoordinated in a big way.
Foot-work of a drunken Penguin.
'Pillow-hands' striking Clegg who came out unfazed and unmarked...
Plus the talk. We all know the truly dangerous or tough people dont talk about it.
The posers/fakers sure do though..

38 returns

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 7973
  • ANGELA JOHNSON DEAD BECAUSE OF BHANKS COWARDICE
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2024, 04:48:37 AM »
Brian taking another kicking here
B

falco

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 20862
  • The child is grown, the dream is gone
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2024, 07:27:00 AM »
One of the highlights of my Getbig career was having ESFitness calling me out in videos, he was making while hospitalized, years ago.  Classics.  Helped put me in the Hall of Fame.

I believe it was the lies and sucking cock.

beakdoctor

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 7781
  • Royalty looks like a colostomy bag.
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2024, 08:48:39 AM »
Brian seems unusually brittle for a "bad ass" he always has some new injury or ailment that is either holding him back or he's planning on getting fixed.

ESF, no offense,  is like a cock roach.  Nothing can kill that guy.

Hulkotron

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29915
  • Expunged
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2024, 08:49:36 AM »
I would not fight ESF under any circumstances, he does not seem like the kind of guy who follows rules/restrictions.

King Shizzo

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 35027
  • Ron crowned me King because I always deliver.
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2024, 08:55:31 AM »
I believe it was the lies and sucking cock.

38 returns

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 7973
  • ANGELA JOHNSON DEAD BECAUSE OF BHANKS COWARDICE
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2024, 08:57:31 AM »
I would fight hankins under any circumstances as he is a bitch who can't fight. on my worst day has asleep I'd cripple him. He has no footwork. No power. Can't punch/ And no cardio.

Literally the easiest fight on get big.

I tried to set it up but he wouldn't even speak to me on the phone.

I try and avoid violence now as its not worth the recall but I wouldn't tire of beating him to a pulp. I think he is the easiest fight on get big. By a distance.
B

Darren Avey

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 8123
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #40 on: October 21, 2024, 10:12:12 AM »
Ridiculous to claim you can fuck.up anyone on an Internet board.
You never know who's behind a username.
Stupid ego manic yank.
BTW I love American but he is that

wes

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 71216
  • What Dire Mishap Has Befallen Thee
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #41 on: October 21, 2024, 10:14:40 AM »
Hanky wouldn`t have survived my best day as a kid,nevermind my worst day as a man............he`d fold like a fucking card table.

Taffin

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 17023
  • "From the pucha to the culo..."
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #42 on: October 21, 2024, 11:46:21 AM »
Is that GIF of ESF AI-assisted?  Has an odd look / air about it.

Nope - just heavily compressed - it's taken straight from his run of hospital videos when he had surgery for that monster abscess a few years back

GetBig caps uploads so I had to give it a squeeze

T

falco

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 20862
  • The child is grown, the dream is gone
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #43 on: October 21, 2024, 11:57:01 AM »
Nope - just heavily compressed - it's taken straight from his run of hospital videos when he had surgery for that monster abscess a few years back

GetBig caps uploads so I had to give it a squeeze
It was a spider bite God damn it! >:(

Dave D

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 17050
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #44 on: October 21, 2024, 12:07:23 PM »
LOL!

SF1900 with another great thread! Legit lol

ESFitness

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 10314
  • Illuminati has fetal alcohol syndrome
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #45 on: October 21, 2024, 04:15:27 PM »
no fights for me. I still can't make a fist. broke my 4th & 5th metacarpal and guy grabbed my pinkie and snapped it during the altercation. had surgery on it 4 wks ago and still can't bend the pinkie with the screws in it. 300lb fatt ass Hebrew & THEY went to jail bwahahahya dumbfuck was walking down the street with a kitchen knife & way split the fuck up monkey lips, missing 2 teeth & a broken nose lol... then tried filing a restraining order on us and didn't show up to court. dismissed with prejudice haha


and bhanks doesn't bother me. I need differe3nt opponents... Maybe a 3v1, 6 man tag team etc etc  ;)

joswift

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 34949
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #46 on: October 21, 2024, 04:18:43 PM »
no fights for me. I still can't make a fist. broke my 4th & 5th metacarpal and guy grabbed my pinkie and snapped it during the altercation. 300lb fatt ass Hebrew & THEY went to jail bwahahahya dumbfuck was walking down the street with a kitchen knife & way split the fuck up lips missing 2 teeth & a broken nose lol... then tried filing a restraining order on us and didn't show up to court. dismissed with prejudice haha


and bhanks doesn't bother me. I need differe3nt opponents... Maybe a 3v1 ;)

Brian will be disappointed

ESFitness

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 10314
  • Illuminati has fetal alcohol syndrome
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #47 on: October 22, 2024, 11:49:12 AM »



(c)Taffin

that's about 70lbs ago lol

Rambone

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 23158
  • Lifetime Natty
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #48 on: October 22, 2024, 11:51:58 AM »



(c)Taffin

^
I’m old enough to remember when he was on Nitro and Raw on the same night

tatoo

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3466
Re: Two biggest badasses on the board
« Reply #49 on: October 22, 2024, 11:58:16 AM »
^
I’m old enough to remember when he was on Nitro and Raw on the same night

its an upper body business