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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #300 on: November 03, 2024, 07:38:40 PM »
I am a father and grandfather.My grandson lived with me his first year and there is no telling how many diapers I have changed. I didn’t keep a running count but it was a lot.To think a part time father of one has changed more is unlikely unless the kid is a chronic shitter which come to think of it considering his genetics he may be right.

What do you say about that Brian?

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #301 on: November 03, 2024, 08:14:12 PM »
Add to the list of accomplishments, changed more diapers than any other person on Getbig :)

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #302 on: November 04, 2024, 01:10:08 AM »
What do you say about that Brian?

I've known folks like Brian, everything (I mean EVERYTHING) becomes a contest. Even meaningless stuff.
(Like playing darts at a drinking party, or playing cards, whatever).
(Like the Mini-Golf and playing pool with Em's "friends"). Actually bragging about winning...  LOL
Now diaper-changes is something that becomes a contest...

Eventually, those people stopped being invited to the parties, or to hang out, etc.
Became friendless.

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #303 on: November 04, 2024, 01:27:00 AM »
I've known folks like Brian, everything (I mean EVERYTHING) becomes a contest. Even meaningless stuff.
(Like playing darts at a drinking party, or playing cards, whatever).
(Like the Mini-Golf and playing pool with Em's "friends"). Actually bragging about winning...  LOL
Now diaper-changes is something that becomes a contest...

Eventually, those people stopped being invited to the parties, or to hang out, etc.
Became friendless.


In real life no one here would interact with Brian, he wouldnt be around, the problem here is we cant stop him

He will never leave here unless hes stopped, this is the only place he can carry on coming even though he isnt invited.

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #304 on: November 04, 2024, 03:51:32 AM »
In real life no one here would interact with Brian, he wouldnt be around, the problem here is we cant stop him

He will never leave here unless hes stopped, this is the only place he can carry on coming even though he isnt invited.

Spot on - He's the really annoying Twat that wont go away.
He's not liked & not wanted yet stay's as he has no where else to go.  ::)

He's one big loser in life.

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #305 on: November 04, 2024, 05:36:11 AM »
What do you say about that Brian?

Did he live by himself??? There was no one else in the house that ever changed a diaper??? I find that difficult to believe that he lived alone with his grandson and changed ever diaper his grandson wore for the first year.

Also I take offense to the term part time. I share custody with his mother. Is she a part time mother???

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #306 on: November 04, 2024, 05:39:04 AM »
Didn’t he say he went to a golf tournament with his wife two years ago? And he shot the best.

The tournament was with rehabbing drug patients. That is obviously why Brian was invited. But he made it into a competition. If it wasn’t a golf tournament I think it was some sort of driving range. This guy is absolutely off his medication and unhinged

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #307 on: November 04, 2024, 06:42:30 AM »
Didn’t he say he went to a golf tournament with his wife two years ago? And he shot the best.

The tournament was with rehabbing drug patients. That is obviously why Brian was invited. But he made it into a competition. If it wasn’t a golf tournament I think it was some sort of driving range. This guy is absolutely off his medication and unhinged
it was a crazy golf  ::)

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #308 on: November 04, 2024, 06:57:05 AM »
it was a crazy golf  ::)

 Rains wife was the clowns mouth
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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #309 on: November 04, 2024, 07:02:29 AM »
Did he live by himself??? There was no one else in the house that ever changed a diaper??? I find that difficult to believe that he lived alone with his grandson and changed ever diaper his grandson wore for the first year.

Also I take offense to the term part time. I share custody with his mother. Is she a part time mother???
I didn’t say I changed every diaper dumbass I said between three kids and a grandson I changed a lot Probably more than you did with one kid but fuck it you want the diaper changing title it’s all yours.

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #310 on: November 04, 2024, 07:11:47 AM »
I didn’t say I changed every diaper dumbass I said between three kids and a grandson I changed a lot Probably more than you did with one kid but fuck it you want the diaper changing title it’s all yours.
forget deadlift, forget strict curl, forget squat, forget bodybuilding, ditch the trike

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #311 on: November 04, 2024, 08:14:11 AM »
This is a Stanford Law Score who is tied for #1 in the nation

I get I may not do as well test day and my average is lower but this is my most recent

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #312 on: November 04, 2024, 08:15:03 AM »
This is a Stanford Law Score who is tied for #1 in the nation

I get I may not do as well test day and my average is lower but this is my most recent

Why do you need to spam your chat gpt test in 3 threads

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #313 on: November 04, 2024, 08:25:10 AM »
This is a Stanford Law Score who is tied for #1 in the nation

I get I may not do as well test day and my average is lower but this is my most recent

Brian already admitting hes been cheating the tests

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #314 on: November 04, 2024, 09:04:38 AM »
My son hasnt worn a diaper since he was 2 years old. I never left him in a dirty diaper in my life if he ticnkled he got changed he would go through half a dozen diapers a day. You seem to forget his mother left me before he was born. No one else has changed his diaper when he was with me I did every single one.  I have changed more diapers than any man here.

BHANKS, if you were a stay at home dad, compared to most who work, I can understand why you likely have changed more diapers than most men, probably even on this forum. Dont let them steal your thunder.
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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #315 on: November 04, 2024, 09:23:01 AM »
BHANKS, if you were a stay at home dad, compared to most who work, I can understand why you likely have changed more diapers than most men, probably even on this forum. Dont let them steal your thunder.

he never specifically said Spencers diapers

He was talking about his own

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #316 on: November 04, 2024, 09:47:29 AM »
he never specifically said Spencers diapers

He was talking about his own


Interesting tidbit

Like we all suspected Brian’s money is inherited

Looks like investment properties gobbled up/ sniffed up by Hanky

https://www.realtyhop.com/property-records/search/william-wood-hankins

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #317 on: November 04, 2024, 09:53:08 AM »

Interesting tidbit

Like we all suspected Brian’s money is inherited

Looks like investment properties gobbled up/ sniffed up by Hanky

https://www.realtyhop.com/property-records/search/william-wood-hankins

Brian admitted he was broke until his early 30s, his dad died in 2010 when Brian was 33

Hes blown most of it

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #318 on: November 04, 2024, 12:11:11 PM »
Add to the list of accomplishments, changed more diapers than any other person on Getbig :)

This is almost as lame as him bragging about "breaking" Excel.

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #319 on: November 04, 2024, 12:38:49 PM »
As they say a change is as good as arrest

Eh bring
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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #320 on: November 04, 2024, 05:42:14 PM »
Brian’s Diaper Duty

In a cozy home where laughter rings,
Lived a dad named Brian, doing all the things.
With a twinkle in his eye and a smile so bright,
He took on the task with all his might.

Diapers piled high in the corner of the room,
He tackled the challenge, dispelling the gloom.
More than any father, he’d change with care,
A superhero dad with love to spare.

From morning to evening, he’d wipe and fold,
Every tiny giggle, a treasure to hold.
With wipes in his pocket and powder in hand,
He’d sing little songs, a sweet, soothing band.

“Oh, little one, what a stinky surprise!
But don’t you worry, I’ll clean those cries!”
With a wink and a laugh, he’d change every one,
In a world of diapers, he was never outdone.

Through sleepless nights and messy days,
Brian embraced his unique dad ways.
He’d dance with his child, so light on his feet,
Making diaper duty a joyous retreat.

So here’s to the fathers who change with delight,
To Brian, the champion, who made it all right.
With every fresh diaper, love’s message was clear:
In the world of fatherhood, he had nothing to fear!
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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #321 on: November 04, 2024, 05:53:55 PM »
Well done, SF.

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #322 on: November 04, 2024, 05:54:48 PM »
Well done, SF.

It was AI. 🙂🙂 But I did have to give it prompts!
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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #323 on: November 08, 2024, 11:42:33 AM »
This is a Stanford Law Score who is tied for #1 in the nation

I get I may not do as well test day and my average is lower but this is my most recent

ya dont fucking say

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Re: Who is the dummy now?
« Reply #324 on: November 08, 2024, 11:52:20 AM »
ya dont fucking say
I guess he won’t be going to Harvard after all