Who is the dummy now?

[Gym Rat]

46 and my son hasn't worn a diaper since he was 2 but keep making up lies about kids loser. Speeding tickets are not arrest gtfo

Well thats good to hear. I didnt make up anything, I had read it here on  GetBig.
50 speeding tix??  Put down the crack pipe...

[bhank]

so much to unpack here- lets go emboldened bit by emboldened bit.

1- 54.1% of the US population have a degree big deal

Do you have one?

2- The CFA Level I exam pass rates have generally been between 35% and 44%. These rates are the best for assessing its difficulty: many candidates quit after failing to clear this initial hurdle. CFA Level II passing rates have typically fallen within the range of 44% to 52%, depending on the exam session

I have passed all 3 levels

3- Yous served 20 months of your term and avoid telling anyone the circumstances you left under. This means you are lying about service. THIS IS STOLEN VALOUR.

Simply False I told exactly what I did in the Army and proved it

4- so what? I have lived in France, Ireland, Jamaica, London. You were only in Germany with the army. New York with mummy. Hawaii when bills money came through.

False I lived in NYC after college after the Army

5- is this your Cub Scout thing? hahahaha

Have you ever spoken at the United Nations?

6- so what?

So I have done some cool shit

7- well done you did a course in night school. so fucking what

It was a full time 8 hour a day course for 8 weeks and it shows I have blue collar skills as well I can fabricate

8- stock car- you competed against one man.

Not True

9- prove your wrassling? your European ones were closed army tournaments with little mention of number of competitors-

I have proven my wrestling a dozen times

10- you hiked philmoy.... lets see how hard that was.....   'Philmont is a challenge, but realistically, it’s not that hard. Some treks are harder than others, but 20-25,000 people hike through Philmont every year, including a not insignificant number of 50+ year old out of shape and overweight men and women'. hahahah

I did a 2 week trek with the Order of the Arrow


11- BJJ tournamnet- where did you learn bjj- what tourney- how many in your group?

I grappled for decades I defeated 3 opponent's to win the Yamasaki Open

12- kitesurfing. another sport nobody gives a fuck about

Again me doing cool shit

13- npc championship. no you took first in a minority class against shit opposition. every other contest you have been embarrassed or run away

Taking first is winning last I checked

14- the bench and strict curl? 350 for 2 is ok bu too great in the context of 20 years training on gear. the strict curl is a gimmick lift and you were scared to compete against anyone so went into a category you were th alone competior in. in your big gay pin singlet and your big belly/

Can you bench 350 for 2 reps? Can you struct curl 167lbs you claim to be bigger and stronger but can't match my lifts

15- your running claims- when and where? we don't believe you

Cool I ran cross country all 4 years in high school


16- you had a kid. wow. you and 121 million other men in your country. and married her? how did that work out? how do you get on? did she file for dv? you boast about that?

I never married her but regardless I am more proud of my kid than anything else

17- the wife is a saint and the kid- big fucking deal

Yeah huge fucking deal

18- you really haven't. you all leave out that much of what you did was with money your dad left you. you achieved nothing yourself.

So my Dads money earned a college degree and passed all 3 CFA exams? My Dads money made it through basic infantry training with 2 bad knees?

oh wait you are get big 2024 punchbag of all time hall of famer

[bhank]

Brian going to law school and the ensuing shenanigans will be epic! 😂😂😆😆

Right I just think it will fun. It's not about money. A first-year lawyer makes less than I can make staying home trading. Its about getting dressed up going downtown and arguing with a bunch of woke 30 year old law students and professors. Its about going to fancy downtown lunches with my wives lawyer friends at the Justice department and saying yeah I am in law school next door. There are actually a lot of interesting parts of law that my background goes well with and I could potentially make a lot of money but thats not even what it is about

[bhank]

it will be like Rodney dangerfield back to college but the jokes will have no punchlines.

I loved that movie as a kid and he had a great time I plan to as well

[bhank]

Well thats good to hear. I didnt make up anything, I had read it here on  GetBig.
50 speeding tix??  Put down the crack pipe...

Reading shit you know to be false and repeating it is lying you POS

I have 0 speeding ticket convictions on my drivers license. I do not have a single point at the DMV

[rocket]

I can bench 350 for 2 reps and I have probably have 14 inch arms so.. probably not that big of an achievement. 

You should just not talk about the bench.  It's not very good.  I wouldn't brag about mine either.

[bhank]

I can bench 350 for 2 reps and I have probably have 14 inch arms so.. probably not that big of an achievement. 

You should just not talk about the bench.  It's not very good.  I wouldn't brag about mine either.

Bullshit

[38 returns]

Brian I do have a degree and I am a convict.

Your answers merely confirm how shit your life has been.

You've had every advantage handed to you and converted it to nothing.

YOU LIE AND LIE AGAIN

But everybody hates you and always will.

As for getting dressed up in fancy restaurants...


we saw you at your marriage- you look like you fell into a bring and buy garage sale and dressed in the dark. Your wife looked great in her 30 dollar Chinese dress.

'fancy restaurants'

I'd love to hear where you've been to eat.

[bhank]

Brian I do have a degree and I am a convict.

Your answers merely confirm how shit your life has been.

You've had every advantage handed to you and converted it to nothing.

YOU LIE AND LIE AGAIN

But everybody hates you and always will.

As for getting dressed up in fancy restaurants...


we saw you at your marriage- you look like you fell into a bring and buy garage sale and dressed in the dark. Your wife looked great in her 30 dollar Chinese dress.

'fancy restaurants'

I'd love to hear where you've been to eat.

I mean a real one from a 4 year brick and mortar University not an unaccredited online one from convictdegrees.com you took to reduce your sentence

[38 returns]

no Brian you asked if I have a degree

I do

so fuck yourself

'to reduce my sentence?

you fucking moron.

I was on a life sentence of 18 years with. a minimum of 12 served. I got out after 12 years 287 days. You know fucking nothing.

Are you going to run away from the incline press challenge? 270 for 12. you can beat it. so lets see 13 reps Brian. we won't. you can.t You spent 20 years on ear trying to reach 240.. 'm 253 look like an off season bb. You look like a swimmer with a bubble gut and tits.

Call the police! Squeak down the phone!

[rocket]

Bullshit

I understand your frustration at being weaker than a 14 inch toting internet user and sympathise with you.  I fully support your idea of compartmentalising this as fiction to protect your world view.

However, it's the truth.  I just taped the arms and they are indeed in the 14s.  Nightmare. 

[Phantom Spunker]

Brian, tell us about when you spoke at the UN. That's a big deal and quite impressive.

[38 returns]

I loved that movie as a kid and he had a great time I plan to as well

he didnt

it was a movie

then again your entire fight history except the 0-3 is made up

[bhank]

Brian, tell us about when you spoke at the UN. That's a big deal and quite impressive.

Audrey Hepburn was there with me but it was not a movie

[tatoo]

Audrey Hepburn was there with me but it was not a movie

hope you spoke better than marble mouth spence does at 5

[joswift]

8- stock car- you competed against one man.

Not True

thats true, but what he leaves out is that the only race he ever won was against one other driver because he picked a catagory that hardly ever had any competitors


So he didnt nlie with that answer but he dodged the main crux.

this is the way the deceptive kunt works

[joswift]

hope you spoke better than marble mouth spence does at 5

Brians speech

[38 returns]

Audrey Hepburn was there with me but it was not a movie

hold on Brian that is a scout convention at the uN hq

not you personally addressing the United Nations

Another fucking lie

[delon]

[38 returns]

so that is the speech at the UN!

is that Brian with the mullet. his son got his inbred hillbilly looks.

No wonder bill was balls deep in his secretary to get away from the spunkbubble that came out of ruth's clammy 'ran over hedehog'

[joswift]

so this is the kid who was having 6 fights a day, everyday at school and he was selected to go to an important function to speak?

Pretty sure they only take well behaved children to places like that

Little Lord Fauntleroy has been fibbing again

[tatoo]

"Mom, nobody here will change my nappy.. sorry dad i did it again"

[rocket]

Right so to be clear being the token kid in a photo op is "speaking at the UN"

[Kwon]

A dummy is someone calling the cops on Josh

[Phantom Spunker]

Audrey Hepburn was there with me but it was not a movie

LOL, Jesus, Brian. A photo-shoot with the Cub Scouts where you ring your scout buddy is hardly 'speaking at the UN.' That's brutally disingenuous and ridiculous as hell to claim it as a personal achievement.