Found a midgit for taffin on reddit

[dj181]

That's why they call you 'The Shape', chief. No room for fatties in your harem.

Pride does not come into it but they're a great band. Big fan of Peter Green's guitar playing. He was a Fleetwood OG.

😁😁😁

Yee green was awesome and those lyrics.... HOLY HELL!!!!!!!

[dj181]

That's why they call you 'The Shape', chief. No room for fatties in your harem.

Pride does not come into it but they're a great band. Big fan of Peter Green's guitar playing. He was a Fleetwood OG.

By the way this is the song that comes to mind when I think of you

"Bold! Darin! No flies on me! Sorry angel, I must take what I see"

💪💪💪💪😎😎😎😎😎

[joswift]

Thanks for the input slick

She is way too fat.for me

She needs to lose 20-30 pounds to have a shot at my 7+ inch cock

By the way are you proud of your English mates here?

This song is sooooooooooooo beautiful ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

hey spunker, this is what happens when you give him a glint of positivity

[Taffin]

Honestly, she's the greatest dwarf I've ever seen. I'd date her, were it not for her whoreish ways. I'll admit my curiosity got the better of me last week with that Thai midget posted here, and I clicked on her Instagram link. I should have known it was just a lucky photo. Lo and behold, I was accosted by the familiar kidney bean-shaped head and big, gurning mouth full of gnarled teeth that so typically define the species.  They're just a bit much energy-wise, too. Always fucking around and fidgeting. I imagine if I dated this one, she'd constantly be snatching stuff out of my hands and making me chase her. I'm exhausted just thinking about it.

There's a joke about a fidget/midget spinner and the fact they both have 3 holes that I can't quite figure out here 

[dj181]

There's a joke about a fidget/midget spinner and the fact they both have 3 holes that I can't quite figure out here 

My x wifey liked 3 fingers in the pussy and one up the asshole while I licked and sucked on her clit

She'd have some amazing orgasms😎💪

[AbrahamG]

My x wifey liked 3 fingers in the pussy and one up the asshole while I licked and sucked on her clit

She'd have some amazing orgasms😎💪

Did she like her asshole cream pied? 

[dj181]

Did she like her asshole cream pied?

I had to fuckimg beg her for anal

She did toss my salad but only once I was not down for that

Also I'm not really into getting my 7+ inch cock sucked

I prefer blasting away with my outstanding piston power

[joswift]

I had to fuckimg beg her for anal

She did toss my salad but only once I was not down for that

Also I'm not really into getting my 7+ inch cock sucked

I prefer blasting away with my outstanding piston power

you talk like a teenager whos never had sex

[kHamas]

you talk like a teenager whos  had sex with my mother
 

how old is your mother , can i try 

[dj181]

I don't like oral sex giving or receiving it's not for me

My game is ground and pound

[joswift]

I don't like oral sex giving or receiving it's not for me

My game is ground and pound

you havent had sex for years

[kHamas]

you havent had sex for years with my mother

sorry she has became too old for me

besides who likes americana whores lol

[AbrahamG]

I don't like oral sex giving or receiving it's not for me

My game is ground and pound

@DJ - You should take a holiday to Charlotte and go for the Charlotte Cup in 2026!

[dj181]

@DJ - You should take a holiday to Charlotte and go for the Charlotte Cup in 2026!

Hahahaha

Can you imagine stankins competing in MP with dat wide ass waist of his🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Humble Narcissist]

My x wifey liked 3 fingers in the pussy and one up the asshole while I licked and sucked on her clit

She'd have some amazing orgasms😎💪

Bro....

[Taffin]

My x wifey liked 3 fingers in the pussy and one up the asshole while I licked and sucked on her clit

She'd have some amazing orgasms😎💪

Reminds me of one of my old moves - the 'Bowling Ball'

[AbrahamG]

Reminds me of one of my old moves - the 'Bowling Ball'

The bowling ball is an amazing move.

[dj181]

The bowling ball is an amazing move.

Never seen it what's it bout?

[Phantom Spunker]

Never seen it what's it bout?

It's a romance about this cunt and an arsehole who form a bond after a mysterious stranger touches them in ways they couldn't imagine.

[dj181]

It's a romance about this cunt and an arsehole who form a bond after a mysterious stranger touches them in ways they couldn't imagine.

Ok thanks

But I could play a better asshole role than that chump

[pamith]

Nice - thank you (typing this one-handed...) 

Bro...

[Taffin]

The bowling ball is an amazing move.

Agreed - I favoured the 2-2-1 over DJ's 3-1-1 though - just a touch more gentlemanly...

[Taffin]

It's a romance about this cunt and an arsehole who form a bond after a mysterious stranger touches them in ways they couldn't imagine.

"GetBiggers are d*cks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid d*cks. And Taffin is a pussy. And DJ181 is an a**hole.

Pussies don't like d*cks, because pussies get f***ed by d*cks. But d*cks also f*** a**holes: a**holes that just want to sh*t on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with a**holes their way. But the only thing that can f*** an a**hole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with d*cks is: they f*** too much or f*** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a p*ssy to show them that.

But sometimes, pussies can be so full of sh*t that they become a**holes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If we don't f*** this a**hole, we're going to have our d*cks and pussies all covered in sh*t!"

[dj181]

Hahaha

[Humble Narcissist]

"GetBiggers are d*cks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid d*cks. And Taffin is a pussy. And DJ181 is an a**hole.

Pussies don't like d*cks, because pussies get f***ed by d*cks. But d*cks also f*** a**holes: a**holes that just want to sh*t on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with a**holes their way. But the only thing that can f*** an a**hole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with d*cks is: they f*** too much or f*** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a p*ssy to show them that.

But sometimes, pussies can be so full of sh*t that they become a**holes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If we don't f*** this a**hole, we're going to have our d*cks and pussies all covered in sh*t!"

Taffin is one of the great philosophers.