This petite fella is claiming reevesesque shoulder width 
Wider than reeves at his best by a full inch

Dj has a tape measure

Dj has a wall

Once he gets some money from his mom after she finishes playing cards
My mom won't send the lawyer and me money until tomorrow playing cards with her friends is more important to her 
He will shoulder barge his way over to the local Linella supermarket and slap down a lazy 18 leu for some adhesive tape
And prove it
After all dj is a man who
always backs up his claims