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Kwon

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Homer SIMP
« on: August 20, 2025, 01:17:15 PM »
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NarcissisticDeity

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Re: Homer SIMP
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2025, 01:44:35 PM »
Only Fans marketing , make up some ridiculous story to generate traffic. Like the girl who turned 18 and made $1 million dollars in 3 hours  ::) It's all bullshit. These stories are good for all involved but like everything else these days it all lies.
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Hulkotron

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Re: Homer SIMP
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2025, 02:00:20 PM »
Girls and sons
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tacobender

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Re: Homer SIMP
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2025, 02:20:54 PM »
What a puss
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Henda

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Re: Homer SIMP
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2025, 02:22:01 PM »
Fucking fat pathetic piece of shit who the fuck pays 10 grand to meet a whore ?
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Rambone

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Re: Homer SIMP
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2025, 03:07:40 PM »
Spineless simp deserves an unclean death. Not a warrior’s death.
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Hulkotron

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Re: Homer SIMP
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2025, 04:05:54 PM »
FILT
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Re: Homer SIMP
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2025, 04:19:29 PM »
You’re not traveling the world for $10k.
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tacobender

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Re: Homer SIMP
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2025, 04:49:18 PM »
Her boyfriend looks like a bitch too, especially knowing his lady is a whore
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Bevo

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Re: Homer SIMP
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2025, 04:51:04 PM »
A lot of Getbiggers would do the same but they don’t have 10k to spare
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Re: Homer SIMP
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2025, 02:17:53 AM »
How desperate can a guy be to pay that money for a hug? Hope Christ doesn't has merci on his soul.
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Re: Homer SIMP
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2025, 10:42:58 AM »
I wouldn't pay 10K even if I got to fuck that scag for a week. A hug. ::)
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Re: Homer SIMP
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2025, 12:06:33 PM »
Quote from: Henda on August 20, 2025, 02:22:01 PM
Fucking fat pathetic piece of shit who the fuck pays 10 grand to meet a whore ?
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Re: Homer SIMP
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2025, 01:03:43 PM »
Why didn't he drive to the next whorehouse to get a BJ for 70 bucks? ???
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tacobender

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Re: Homer SIMP
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2025, 05:58:44 PM »
Quote from: affeman on August 21, 2025, 01:03:43 PM
Why didn't he drive to the next whorehouse to get a BJ for 70 bucks? ???
because he’s loyal to her
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SF1900

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Re: Homer SIMP
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2025, 06:10:25 PM »
Quote from: Henda on August 20, 2025, 02:22:01 PM
Fucking fat pathetic piece of shit who the fuck pays 10 grand to meet a whore ?

Henda, I would pay 10k to meet you.
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Re: Homer SIMP
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2025, 06:51:39 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on August 21, 2025, 06:10:25 PM
Henda, I would pay 10k to meet you.

How much to eat bbq brisket off Henda's chest?
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SF1900

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Re: Homer SIMP
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2025, 11:21:08 PM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on August 21, 2025, 06:51:39 PM
How much to eat bbq brisket off Henda's chest?

A billion.
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Henda

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Re: Homer SIMP
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2025, 11:25:25 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on August 21, 2025, 06:10:25 PM
Henda, I would pay 10k to meet you.

Brother, id trek on foot across the most vast deserts and highest mountains just to a enjoy a pleasant evening meal at the dining room table with you and Rory followed by us all
Sitting on the couch together and enjoying a movie night
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