Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures  (Read 1135439 times)

Soul Crusher

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 42169
  • Doesnt lie about lifting.
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3850 on: March 24, 2026, 09:17:43 AM »


Awkward, pathetic, and gay is no way to go through life!!    :D

That explains Hanky Panky very well. 

Lartinos

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3717
  • Getbig!
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3851 on: March 24, 2026, 10:19:43 AM »
I’m glad they have a pro like Bhank in the Squat group to coach them.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/17SEn33Zg9/?mibextid=wwXIfr

tatoo

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3713
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3852 on: March 24, 2026, 10:36:09 AM »
personal facebook is for women and faggits... period... business is a different story.

Krankenstein

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 13431
  • Kwon - #1 worst poster of 2025+
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3853 on: March 24, 2026, 10:56:28 AM »
I’m glad they have a pro like Bhank in the Squat group to coach them.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/17SEn33Zg9/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Posting the ever-popular xrays to show "degeneration in all four quadrants"

Krankenstein

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 13431
  • Kwon - #1 worst poster of 2025+
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3854 on: March 24, 2026, 11:00:45 AM »
#121 : epileptic seizure shakes when I lift anything marginally heavy

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1029234228580226/permalink/1440151170821861/

wes

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 73038
  • What Dire Mishap Has Befallen Thee
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3855 on: March 24, 2026, 11:30:12 AM »
Puttng down a handicapped woman because of her benching........what a jealous  Kunt!

I`d like to kick his teeth in !!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

wes

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 73038
  • What Dire Mishap Has Befallen Thee
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3856 on: March 24, 2026, 11:32:22 AM »
#121 : epileptic seizure shakes when I lift anything marginally heavy

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1029234228580226/permalink/1440151170821861/

Can you say the guy`s a Kunt ?

delon

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1426
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3857 on: March 24, 2026, 11:36:49 AM »
"World class athlete" bhank still salty about the strict curl competition  :D

_______________


Brian Hankins
Tommy Witt I mean are you kidding me? You put off cheeseburgers and beer energy. I am a world class athlete

Tommy Witt
Brian Hankins world class athlete and you’ve never competed. Comical.

Brian Hankins
Tommy Witt This is last week just a typical day. I am 49 years old. I am world class.

Tommy Witt
Brian Hankins cool post your bench press dingus.

Brian Hankins
Tommy Witt 3 shoulder surgeries and a pectoral tendon transplant last year and I am not currently maxing out. But I did 350 for a real double prior at 205lb bodyweight.

Tommy Witt
Brian Hankins 350lbs isn’t a world class bench little fella.

Brian Hankins
Tommy Witt I said I was a world class athlete. I am not a competitive powerlifter. I have had 2 titanium knees since I was a teenager. I came from wrestling bjj and mma and physical rehab of 13 different orthopedic surgeries. I am currently 49 years old and arguably in the best shape of my life. I do yoga daily in addition to lifting. I am absolutely world class. I would be competing if allowed. I did break the world record strict curl for my age group as a heavyweight 220-242lbs class  but apparently if you dont pee in the judges mouth after it doesnt count as a record
.




IroNat

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 42038
  • Need life advices? Ask AI Grandpa.
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3858 on: March 24, 2026, 11:48:19 AM »
Bhanky has no quit in him.

Grape Ape

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 26781
  • SC è un asino
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3859 on: March 24, 2026, 11:49:40 AM »
Someone post his Clegg pic in there
Y

BB

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 18294
  • I hope I'm not boring you.
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3860 on: March 24, 2026, 12:14:19 PM »
I’m glad they have a pro like Bhank in the Squat group to coach them.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/17SEn33Zg9/?mibextid=wwXIfr

What an asshole. He's just jealous that he'll never be as strong as that lady, nor do as well in the Paralympics despite his 121 maladies.

Hulkotron

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 30324
  • naturally occurring compounds
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3861 on: March 24, 2026, 12:22:07 PM »
"my son is the current world champion in raw powerlfiting."  :D

walkerblocker

  • Getbig II
  • **
  • Posts: 268
  • Getbig!
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3862 on: March 24, 2026, 12:27:00 PM »
Hes got me blocked...is that tge squat bench deadlift group?

BB

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 18294
  • I hope I'm not boring you.
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3863 on: March 24, 2026, 12:37:04 PM »
Someone giving Brian the business -

"Brian Wood Healy Hankins is a noted bodybuilding troll who has been kicked from multiple bodybuilding boards including Getbig and Professional Muscle. He struggles to break the the 3 lift 1000lb barrier in Powerlifting, despite using what he calls bio-identical hormones for 20+ years.
He also admits to pooping himself on multiple occasions which he blames on Colitis, and not eating a horrible diet including 3+ gallons of Gatorade and numerous snacks. He is noted for stinking up the Jay Cutler Classic Bodybuilding Show a couple of years ago."

BB

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 18294
  • I hope I'm not boring you.
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3864 on: March 24, 2026, 12:43:01 PM »
Hes got me blocked...is that tge squat bench deadlift group?

Squat/Bench/Deadlift
Public group
 ·
53.9K members

That's its name.

walkerblocker

  • Getbig II
  • **
  • Posts: 268
  • Getbig!
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3865 on: March 24, 2026, 12:50:49 PM »
Squat/Bench/Deadlift
Public group
 ·
53.9K members

That's its name.

Thx BB

BB

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 18294
  • I hope I'm not boring you.
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3866 on: March 24, 2026, 01:03:06 PM »
Boo, Hiss, Brian has gotten EB banded after the following exchange -


EB Farnam

"Brian Wood Healy Hankins is a noted bodybuilding troll who has been kicked from multiple bodybuilding boards including Getbig and Professional Muscle. He struggles to break the the 3 lift 1000lb barrier in Powerlifting, despite using what he calls bio-identical hormones for 20+ years.
He also admits to pooping himself on multiple occasions which he blames on Colitis, and not eating a horrible diet including 3+ gallons of Gatorade and numerous snacks. He is noted for stinking up the Jay Cutler Classic Bodybuilding Show a couple of years ago."
8m

Brian Hankins
EB Farnam Crohn's not colitis I was diagnosed with crohns years ago also barrets esophagitis and a large hiatal hernia last time they went in I was full of precancerous cyst and ulcers, I also died on the table getting a regular EGD and I declined further testing I also stopped taking the medications years ago. So I did have some digestive issues. I am currently in full remission. My diet is absolutely on point right now. I did get sick after prejudging eating too much and had some serious issues at the finals 2 eyars ago. You seriously underestimate my current strength and health. I could break it with 2 lifts.

EB Farnam

Any truth to the rumors you are on Botox to fix your crow's feet, and that is why your eyebrows / face doesn't move in some videos occasionally?

wes

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 73038
  • What Dire Mishap Has Befallen Thee
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3867 on: March 24, 2026, 02:10:21 PM »
LOL  ;D

IroNat

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 42038
  • Need life advices? Ask AI Grandpa.
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3868 on: March 24, 2026, 02:15:47 PM »
EB Farnam says there's a sucker born every minute.

Rambone

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 25106
  • Who is bald? who has a gut??? Not me
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3869 on: March 24, 2026, 02:28:50 PM »
EB Farnam says there's a sucker born every minute.

I thought PW Herman said that. I believe it’s written on his statue in the basement of the Alamo

BigRo

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 9359
  • Erin go Bragh
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3870 on: March 24, 2026, 03:37:32 PM »
personal facebook is for women and faggits... period... business is a different story.

There is more to life than money. Keeping in touch with my mother for example as we live on separate islands.

Hulkotron

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 30324
  • naturally occurring compounds
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3871 on: March 24, 2026, 04:34:32 PM »
I think tatoo is just referring to the most prominent demographics.

joswift

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 38621
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3872 on: March 24, 2026, 04:36:57 PM »
hes 49 on December 12th this year

Fucks sake. why lie about something so fucking trivial

Hulkotron

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 30324
  • naturally occurring compounds
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3873 on: March 24, 2026, 04:39:14 PM »
hes 49 on December 12th this year

Fucks sake. why lie about something so fucking trivial

Because insecurity, I think.

chaos

  • Moderator
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 61805
  • Ron "There is no freedom of speech here" Avidan
Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3874 on: March 24, 2026, 04:43:41 PM »
hes 49 on December 12th this year

Fucks sake. why lie about something so fucking trivial
He has to look for the most obscure places to boast and brag about his fake knees and steroid abuse bioidentical hormone usage. He spends his days roaming the internet looking for respect from strangers.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!