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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3550 on: March 15, 2026, 10:19:01 AM »


Guy owns a fucking selfie ring yet thinks its a good idea to stand in a doorway with the light behind him fucking up the photo.

Or is it he doesn't actually want a clear photo.

Fucks sake he looks like someone who just stepped out of "One Flew over the Cuckoos nest"

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3551 on: March 15, 2026, 10:22:42 AM »
Check out that bird's nest atop his noggin.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3552 on: March 15, 2026, 10:33:33 AM »
Check out that bird's nest atop his noggin.

he looks like one of those bent up guys in the before videos with the chiropractor

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3553 on: March 15, 2026, 11:11:29 AM »
He doesn’t use a lifting belt, yet I’ve seen videos of him using one. Is he lying or am I just crazy? Wasn’t the belt bunchin’ up? What is this contraption around his waist?






That’s not a “lifting belt” that’s a belt to hold up his shorts. Remember he buys clothes that fit his night belly. After day of disciplined eating his waist will gain 6 inches. So the belt is used to hold his pants.
 
He’s like the Hulk, a thinking man’s Dr. Banner.  Banner wore normal clothes that the Hulk ruined, the Doctor thought he could control his anger and avoid the Hulk…..  that’s a foolish and wasteful mindset.

 Hankins knows who he is and he plans on the size. As a CFA he knows his clothes are an investment. Buy once cry once.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3554 on: March 15, 2026, 11:24:22 AM »
He doesn’t have a gut, but his stomach protrudes further than his chest.

Just brutal chest and gut genetics at work there.

His diet is clean so that can’t be the culprit.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3555 on: March 15, 2026, 12:11:34 PM »


Guy owns a fucking selfie ring yet thinks its a good idea to stand in a doorway with the light behind him fucking up the photo.

Or is it he doesn't actually want a clear photo.

Fucks sake he looks like someone who just stepped out of "One Flew over the Cuckoos nest"

Looks like a homelsss vagrant sneaking into a little old lady's house

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3556 on: March 15, 2026, 12:14:40 PM »
tis a belt, its doesnt seem to be part of his aging yoga warrior program now. If you watch you can see he actually has a belly that could compete with Nick Walker...

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1704356657601009

He's had that belly forever, since the diving into the pool days (someone post the full pic)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3557 on: March 15, 2026, 12:57:27 PM »
Looks like a homelsss vagrant sneaking into a little old lady's house

Here’s a different angle


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3558 on: March 15, 2026, 02:23:22 PM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3559 on: March 15, 2026, 02:28:00 PM »
Remember kids........a stick of butter a day keeps the doctor away!!   :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3560 on: March 15, 2026, 02:28:39 PM »
Remember kids........a stick of butter a day keeps the doctor away!!   :D

Or french toast


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3561 on: March 15, 2026, 02:29:57 PM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3562 on: March 15, 2026, 02:34:15 PM »
Remember kids........a stick of butter a day keeps the doctor away!!   :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3564 on: March 15, 2026, 03:07:35 PM »
Skunkins is looking on point today.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3565 on: March 15, 2026, 03:09:53 PM »
Skunkins is looking on point today.

Is that for real, Ro?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3566 on: March 15, 2026, 03:13:04 PM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3567 on: March 15, 2026, 03:20:33 PM »
Of course.
Bullshit. We can all clearly see where you added hair to the top of his head. ::)
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3568 on: March 15, 2026, 03:23:15 PM »
Bullshit. We can all clearly see where you added hair to the top of his head. ::)

Actually I didnt ask the AI to add more hair only make the noggin bigger dont get your knickers in a twist. Also enlarge the belly and hands and make his eyes more stoned. I was having a right good laugh doing it too.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3569 on: March 15, 2026, 03:36:43 PM »
Actually I didnt ask the AI to add more hair only make the noggin bigger dont get your knickers in a twist. Also enlarge the belly and hands and make his eyes more stoned. I was having a right good laugh doing it too.
I was busting your balls, I thought you were only sensitive about your shitty boxing skills. ;D
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3570 on: March 15, 2026, 03:51:53 PM »
He doesn’t use a lifting belt, yet I’ve seen videos of him using one. Is he lying or am I just crazy? Wasn’t the belt bunchin’ up? What is this contraption around his waist?





Fat gut / skinny legs
This retard is incapable of doing anything remotely correctly
FFS what an utter Spaz

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3571 on: March 15, 2026, 03:55:27 PM »


Reminiscent of “the police report”. I’m sure the local cops already know the address, a cerval cat never changes its spots.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3573 on: March 15, 2026, 04:44:59 PM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3574 on: March 15, 2026, 04:45:47 PM »
Remember kids........a stick of butter a day keeps the doctor away!!   :D

It’s a superfood along with sugar