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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3675 on: March 17, 2026, 08:40:19 AM »
ive never seen a more lazy fuck in my life.. guarantee this retard cant even wipe his ass properly.. notice the use of cant vs doesnt..

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3676 on: March 17, 2026, 08:51:12 AM »
Ah yes bacon butter and toast, those bodybuilding staple foods

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3677 on: March 17, 2026, 08:53:45 AM »
Let's try a thought experiment for a second, you go to doctor and you tell him my heart rate is over 110 resting and blood pressure 140/100

I eat high fat every day and have been on supraphysiological doses of testosterone and other shit for years. 50 next year  :D

What is going on internally?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3678 on: March 17, 2026, 09:38:43 AM »
Hanky Panky is never going to law school.  This is such a monumental fail. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3679 on: March 17, 2026, 09:47:12 AM »
says I have to be a member for three days then my posts will become visible

Tick tock Brian...

Some of the shit hes posting on there is Gold, just wait until all my responses to his lies blows up on day 3

When you show proof of his DOB....PLEASE bring up how he drones on and on about his "cassandras curse" bullshit.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3680 on: March 17, 2026, 10:45:20 AM »
So, in summary, he is saying he can eat 5k+ calories a day, with copious amounts of bread and sugar, no drugs, but stays super low bodyfat because he does......... weightlifting?
Y

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3681 on: March 17, 2026, 10:50:25 AM »
When you show proof of his DOB....PLEASE bring up how he drones on and on about his "cassandras curse" bullshit.

I will post his army discharge docs if he starts lying about it

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3682 on: March 17, 2026, 10:52:03 AM »
Bhanky is no ordinary human being.
He's special.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3683 on: March 17, 2026, 10:52:07 AM »
I will post his army discharge docs if he starts lying about it

Lmao

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3684 on: March 17, 2026, 11:01:48 AM »
His face here is good.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/17D9j6K9i6/?mibextid=wwXIfr

I see he posted this in “Gymrats” FB group too.

He always needs new ones as people become bored with him.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3685 on: March 17, 2026, 11:14:51 AM »
PIP

Perpetually in pajamas

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3686 on: March 17, 2026, 12:04:25 PM »
Hanky Panky is never going to law school.  This is such a monumental fail. 

Getbig has lost faith in Bhanky.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3687 on: March 17, 2026, 12:40:07 PM »
Hanky Panky is never going to law school.  This is such a monumental fail.

Depends on the pajama code and whether the law school has a gym and daycare for Spencer

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3688 on: March 17, 2026, 01:05:47 PM »
Bhanky is no ordinary human being.
He's special needs.

fixed

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3689 on: March 17, 2026, 01:20:56 PM »
Depends on the pajama code and whether the law school has a gym and daycare for Spencer

You forgot about the meal plan

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3690 on: March 17, 2026, 02:02:37 PM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3691 on: March 17, 2026, 04:13:08 PM »
You forgot about the meal plan

And studying whiling driving

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3692 on: March 17, 2026, 04:26:18 PM »
So, in summary, he is saying he can eat 5k+ calories a day, with copious amounts of bread and sugar, no drugs, but stays super low bodyfat because he does......... weightlifting?

You ought to try it some time Mr. Smarty Pants.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3693 on: March 17, 2026, 04:29:57 PM »
So, in summary, he is saying he can eat 5k+ calories a day, with copious amounts of bread and sugar, no drugs, but stays super low bodyfat because he does......... weightlifting?

He isnt what he thinks he is

Remember his reality check

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3694 on: March 17, 2026, 08:37:26 PM »
Don't push the horses. How much can you double overhand a conventional deadlift without straps or hook grip Brian? 230 plus kg? Try that before stating your throttling strength could kill me in a minute (after I said I would go easy on him).

Hankins probably can't even conventional deadlift 405 without straps.  He certainly can't get 425 without them.  Christ he might not even be able to get 385 double overhead without straps.  That right forearm of his is withered as hell now, he's probably got an even weaker grip now than before.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3695 on: March 17, 2026, 10:02:41 PM »
Hankins saying "I am not taking GH" means he is not -- at the moment he typed it -- taking GH, not right at that moment injecting it.