Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures (Read 1335605 times)

IroNat · « **Reply #4350 on:** April 17, 2026, 01:04:58 PM »

Quote from: Lartinos on April 17, 2026, 01:02:21 PM

Exactly, the man is also a full time professional.

He only drinks 6 protein coffees a day because he is absurdly busy.

The son knows of his super human strength and genius father and feels unstoppable.

One day there will a Reddit thread like this for Spence.

Spencer is on the path of life success. A path trailblazed by his father.
Some might consider Spencer to have been given the Silver Spoon.

walkerblocker · « **Reply #4351 on:** April 17, 2026, 01:07:28 PM »

Quote from: Lartinos on April 17, 2026, 01:02:21 PM

Exactly, the man is also a full time professional.

He only drinks 6 protein coffees a day because he is absurdly busy.

The son knows of his super human strength and genius father and feels unstoppable.

One day there will a Reddit thread like this for Spence.

oh Im sure you can bet on a reddit thread about Spencer one day

joswift · « **Reply #4352 on:** April 17, 2026, 01:29:16 PM »

the legend of Little Lord Fauntleroy continues..

walkerblocker · « **Reply #4353 on:** April 17, 2026, 01:37:00 PM »

Quote from: webstar on April 17, 2026, 10:55:10 AM

The telltale sign is why is the grandmother picking him up from school? BRIAN doesn’t have a job or any commitments. He’s clearly not allowed to be around the school or is just too much of a pussy to be any kind of father

did you email CPS? I did

webstar · « **Reply #4354 on:** April 17, 2026, 02:13:12 PM »

Quote from: walkerblocker on April 17, 2026, 01:37:00 PM

did you email CPS? I did

Just sent the email

Dave D · « **Reply #4355 on:** April 17, 2026, 02:28:07 PM »

Quote from: Soul Crusher on April 17, 2026, 09:05:32 AM

The garbage strewn all over the floor is ridiculous.

That’s actually a rug.

joswift · « **Reply #4356 on:** April 17, 2026, 02:28:48 PM »

Quote from: Dave D on April 17, 2026, 02:28:07 PM

That’s actually a rug.

no, thats under his fucking cap.....

WrongAdvices · « **Reply #4357 on:** April 17, 2026, 02:51:01 PM »

Quote from: joswift on April 17, 2026, 08:46:43 AM

Looks like he cant work out why the drawers wont close , hey numbnuts, somethings fell out the back.

Bong on the floor and some type of a model heart on the desk?

Hulkotron · « **Reply #4358 on:** April 17, 2026, 03:49:14 PM »

Dumb bald weak c*nt

wes · « **Reply #4359 on:** April 17, 2026, 04:34:56 PM »

Only part of his body that didn`t shrink is his big fucking empty noggin`!!

220 pounds my ass....more like a buck 75 !!

Raymondo · « **Reply #4360 on:** April 17, 2026, 11:59:49 PM »

Quote from: Lartinos on April 17, 2026, 01:02:21 PM

Exactly, the man is also a full time professional.

He only drinks 6 protein coffees a day because he is absurdly busy.

The son knows of his super human strength and genius father and feels unstoppable.

One day there will a Reddit thread like this for Spence.

Spencer will probably be posting here in a few years.

joswift · « **Reply #4361 on:** April 18, 2026, 12:02:57 AM »

why not just have a scoop of protein with water and enjoy your coffee as it is?

wes · « **Reply #4362 on:** April 18, 2026, 01:02:11 AM »

Quote from: joswift on April 18, 2026, 12:02:57 AM

why not just have a scoop of protein with water and enjoy your coffee as it is?

That would make too much sense.

wes · « **Reply #4363 on:** April 18, 2026, 01:06:03 AM »

Quote from: joswift on April 17, 2026, 01:29:16 PM

the legend of Little Lord Fauntleroy continues..

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #4364 on:** April 18, 2026, 03:44:09 AM »

tatoo · « **Reply #4365 on:** April 18, 2026, 04:29:16 AM »

look at the amount of shit under that couch... wife is gone or shes a fuckin pig too.

wes · « **Reply #4366 on:** April 18, 2026, 05:43:48 AM »

Quote from: IroNat on April 17, 2026, 01:04:58 PM

Spencer is on the path of life success. A path trailblazed by his father.
Some might consider Spencer to have been given the Silver Spoon.

illuminati · « **Reply #4367 on:** April 18, 2026, 06:20:51 AM »

So is the Elephantiasis headed Dork Bianca replying to Getbig
messages on his FB page

FFS if so he's even more Bizarre
& weird than I thought.

Taffin · « **Reply #4368 on:** April 18, 2026, 07:53:26 AM »

Quote from: Raymondo on April 15, 2026, 10:54:50 PM

#

Just trying various things like a little boy, see if anything fits.

Nothing fits. Where a personality should have been instead there is a gaping hole.

Repost seems apt at this point

"There is an idea of a Brian Hankins, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there."

Rambone · « **Reply #4369 on:** April 18, 2026, 09:30:00 AM »

Quote from: Taffin on April 18, 2026, 07:53:26 AM

Taffin · « **Reply #4370 on:** April 18, 2026, 04:28:06 PM »

Quote from: Rambone on April 18, 2026, 09:30:00 AM

rocket · « **Reply #4371 on:** April 19, 2026, 04:50:58 AM »

Imagine having your kid be thrown out of school and your response was, "if you train more, you can fight with the female teachers".

How could that end with anything less than an utter horrorshow of a child?

Krankenstein · « **Reply #4372 on:** April 19, 2026, 05:21:53 AM »

Quote from: Donny on April 17, 2026, 09:13:56 AM

The picture is not straight, i hate such things

We don't really see eye-to-eye.....but this is 100% spot on. It was damn near the first thing I noticed.

Donny · « **Reply #4373 on:** April 19, 2026, 05:29:05 AM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on April 19, 2026, 05:21:53 AM

We don't really see eye-to-eye.....but this is 100% spot on. It was damn near the first thing I noticed.

yes attention to detail ..was something drummed into you in the Army
it´s like i can go out somewhere in a crowd & i see certain types very quickly ..aware of the situation

Hulkotron · « **Reply #4374 on:** April 19, 2026, 06:40:39 AM »

Do you suppose he has an Ozempic prescription?