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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4725 on: June 23, 2026, 06:05:20 AM »
The quarterly reinvention of bhanks. What will the fall bring? Something extreme and exciting I hope. Maybe water polo or frisbee golf?

I think he will finally stumble on the idea that he has to run for office

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4726 on: June 23, 2026, 10:44:51 AM »
I think he will finally stumble on the idea that he has to run for office

I can actually see this! Good call.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4727 on: June 23, 2026, 10:54:56 AM »
Mayor Goldie Hankins?
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4728 on: June 23, 2026, 12:56:51 PM »
The way he boasts and lies and obfuscates coupled with the lack of any qualification required means he’s perfect for it.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4729 on: June 23, 2026, 07:07:49 PM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4730 on: June 24, 2026, 12:54:09 AM »
Bhanky spitting some truth on FB.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1JFuUK8w43/?mibextid=wwXIfr

''Mid and post workout today. About 18 months since cadaver implant. Titanium Hardware in multiple joints. Stage 4 arthritis bone on bone everywhere. I live on coffee and protein. I use a mix of casein, whey, collagen and plasma. I am trying to get more carbs and calories I eat pizza and cookies and ice cream. Hello fresh most nights bacon and donuts most mornings pizza for lunch protein coffee all day. Weightlifting a couple days a week, calisthenics daily, Boxing gym classes twice a week. Snowboard in the winter. Swim with my son to relax in the summer.''

''It’s not garbage it’s food by definition all food is healthy.''

On his drug use:

''As everyone else I am exposed to various chemicals in my water food and air. Would you like to know what additional supplements I take? I am 200lbs and 511 before you start making wild assumptions.''

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4731 on: June 24, 2026, 02:16:12 AM »
"I eat pizza and cookies and ice cream. Hello fresh most nights bacon and donuts most mornings pizza for lunch protein coffee all day.

''It’s not garbage it’s food by definition all food is healthy.''


What a fucking lazy idiot without a dedicated bone in his body..........everyone knows he`s on more juice than Tropicana or Minute Maid!!   :D

I personally couldn`t care less if he`s on gear but he`s bullshitting most of the people on Facebook and he lists his age as "1977" !!  LOL  ;D

What a total fag !!


"Hello Fresh" !
 ::) 

He eats Hello Fresh cuz he can`t fucking cook......remember what his food looked ike?  :P

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4732 on: June 24, 2026, 02:27:52 AM »
Sincerely hope he dies soon.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4733 on: June 24, 2026, 02:46:38 AM »
''Mid and post workout today. About 18 months since cadaver implant. Titanium Hardware in multiple joints. Stage 4 arthritis bone on bone everywhere. I live on coffee and protein. I use a mix of casein, whey, collagen and plasma. I am trying to get more carbs and calories I eat pizza and cookies and ice cream. Hello fresh most nights bacon and donuts most mornings pizza for lunch protein coffee all day. Weightlifting a couple days a week, calisthenics daily, Boxing gym classes twice a week. Snowboard in the winter. Swim with my son to relax in the summer.''

''It’s not garbage it’s food by definition all food is healthy.''

On his drug use:

''As everyone else I am exposed to various chemicals in my water food and air. Would you like to know what additional supplements I take? I am 200lbs and 511 before you start making wild assumptions.''
Cookies and ice cream? Wasn’t he a vegetarian just a few weeks ago

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4734 on: June 24, 2026, 02:52:42 AM »
Eats cookies, donuts, ice cream and pizza everyday and three cups of coffee before 9am and wonders why he has digestive issues.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4735 on: June 24, 2026, 03:33:27 AM »
“All food is healthy”

Soooo true!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4736 on: June 24, 2026, 03:53:16 AM »
Golly gee.........Hanky`s mad at my comments!!
 ::)

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61585939776676#

In answer to his question,I was far more dedicated than him.......just look at my pics at 57 years of age.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4737 on: June 24, 2026, 05:09:59 AM »
Would not throw wes's piss on bhanks if he was on fire.  If he was not on fire though, I would do it.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4738 on: June 24, 2026, 05:10:59 AM »
Still posting on 50+ sites at age 48.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4739 on: June 24, 2026, 05:31:03 AM »
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Who the fuck is more commited at 48 years old??

Anybody with a job who trains.

Not saying you're lazy - just saying that you can't exactly pat yourself on a back when you essentially have not a hell of a lot else going on.   

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4740 on: June 24, 2026, 06:40:06 AM »

He eats Hello Fresh cuz he can`t fucking cook......remember what his food looked ike?  :P
If he had a wife she could cook for him.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4741 on: June 24, 2026, 06:41:30 AM »
Is the perpetual pot of chili still going?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4742 on: June 24, 2026, 07:15:50 AM »
Would not throw wes's piss on bhanks if he was on fire.  If he was not on fire though, I would do it.
Dude!!   LOL  ;D

If he had a wife she could cook for him.
:D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4743 on: June 24, 2026, 07:19:20 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4744 on: June 24, 2026, 07:21:13 AM »
"I eat pizza and cookies and ice cream. Hello fresh most nights bacon and donuts most mornings pizza for lunch protein coffee all day.

''It’s not garbage it’s food by definition all food is healthy.''


What a fucking lazy idiot without a dedicated bone in his body..........everyone knows he`s on more juice than Tropicana or Minute Maid!!   :D

I personally couldn`t care less if he`s on gear but he`s bullshitting most of the people on Facebook and he lists his age as "1977" !!  LOL  ;D

What a total fag !!


"Hello Fresh" !
 ::) 

He eats Hello Fresh cuz he can`t fucking cook......remember what his food looked ike?  :P

Apparently no one is cooking for him, hmmm.

Also lives on protein and coffee, but eats donuts and pizza.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4745 on: June 24, 2026, 07:30:41 AM »
Apparently no one is cooking for him, hmmm.

Also lives on protein and coffee, but eats donuts and pizza.
His knowledge of bodybuilding nutrition surpasses that of Jerry Brainum and Vince Gironda.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4746 on: June 24, 2026, 07:31:34 AM »
Anybody with a job who trains.

Not saying you're lazy - just saying that you can't exactly pat yourself on a back when you essentially have not a hell of a lot else going on.   

He commented on this post but never mentioned a job......just says he has a lot going on.   ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4747 on: June 24, 2026, 07:51:30 AM »
Still posting on 50+ sites at age 48.

Once he turns 50 he can post on 60+ sites.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4748 on: June 24, 2026, 08:44:46 AM »
Once he turns 50 he can post on 60+ sites.
;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4749 on: June 24, 2026, 10:47:36 AM »
Once he turns 50 he can post on 60+ sites.
;D