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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4850 on: July 01, 2026, 06:39:30 PM »
Bhanky let me down when he gave up his hydraulic car lifts.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4851 on: July 01, 2026, 09:04:19 PM »
Bhanky let me down when he gave up his hydraulic car lifts.

Bhanky’s new life is better hanging out at the public pool in his crime ridden neighborhood.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4852 on: July 01, 2026, 09:19:00 PM »
You guys need to recognize if Hankins becomes even an adequate boxer it will be devastating for literally every other fighter in the world. His grappling skills are Olympic level!

Literally the only issue that can hold him back would be his chin.

Don’t forget the Combat Yoga. Deadly in numerous martial arts.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4853 on: July 01, 2026, 09:22:44 PM »
As soon as the governing boxing federation reviews the list of ailments his boxing career is over.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4854 on: July 01, 2026, 10:47:38 PM »
When Clegg tagged him his defence was to paw like a cat. He will internationally get himself DQed mid round if he's in the ring with a boxer

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4855 on: July 01, 2026, 11:43:25 PM »
'Jawbreaker' Boxing  ;D


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4856 on: July 02, 2026, 02:49:23 AM »
Don’t forget the Combat Yoga. Deadly in numerous martial arts.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4857 on: July 02, 2026, 04:31:34 AM »
If I had Bhanky's hydraulic car lifts when he lived in KittyHawk I could change my car's transmission fluid with ease.

Why did you move Bhanky?   Why?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4858 on: July 02, 2026, 06:12:04 AM »
That`s a given.

Robin Given(s)?
Yep, she did beat prime Tyson 😮👍

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4859 on: July 02, 2026, 06:44:21 AM »
Robin Given(s)?
Yep, she did beat prime Tyson 😮👍
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4860 on: July 02, 2026, 06:56:09 AM »
''I know a lot of Haters want to kick my ass. They have all been talking trash for years. Well Jawbreakers has sparring Tuesday and Thursday. Just pay your one month gym dues and anyone of you can come try.''

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4861 on: July 02, 2026, 07:39:59 AM »
''I know a lot of Haters want to kick my ass. They have all been talking trash for years. Well Jawbreakers has sparring Tuesday and Thursday. Just pay your one month gym dues and anyone of you can come try.''

"Hello Jawbreakers, theres a guy coming from Regina next week, can you ban him and I will phone the cops"

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4862 on: July 02, 2026, 07:48:08 AM »
"Hello Jawbreakers, theres a guy coming from Regina next week, can you ban him and I will phone the cops"

Bhanky would never avoid a confrontation.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4863 on: July 02, 2026, 08:25:11 AM »
''I know a lot of Haters want to kick my ass. They have all been talking trash for years. Well Jawbreakers has sparring Tuesday and Thursday. Just pay your one month gym dues and anyone of you can come try.''

lol this guy is paying gym memberships now?

I love how he’s issuing challenges to come see him, when his defense was he shouldn’t have to travel to fight anyone. Poor guy is completely unhinged.

It shouldn’t be long before he has his son as the undisputed 6 year champion of the world.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4864 on: July 02, 2026, 10:39:40 AM »
lol this guy is paying gym memberships now?

I love how he’s issuing challenges to come see him, when his defense was went should he have to travel to fight anyone. Poor guy is completely unhinged.

It shouldn’t be long before he has his son as the undisputed 6 year champion of the world.

He’s probably offered future legal representation in exchange for gym membership now.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4865 on: July 02, 2026, 12:52:11 PM »
Are than any Getbiggers brave enough to risk their careers, businesses and marriage to prove a guy on the internet wrong?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4866 on: July 02, 2026, 12:53:53 PM »
https://www.jawbreaker919.com

I wonder what will happen when they know hes a woman beater?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4867 on: July 02, 2026, 01:07:30 PM »
I see Hankins everywhere I go

A future look at Bhanks at a big-time firm with his new hair

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4868 on: July 02, 2026, 01:10:49 PM »
https://www.jawbreaker919.com

I wonder what will happen when they know hes a woman beater?

I wonder if he will be shunned by the upper class guys after they find out he lives in brown town. At least the trainers look like they will come in to defend him. Possible neighbors

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4869 on: July 02, 2026, 02:57:19 PM »
''I know a lot of Haters want to kick my ass. They have all been talking trash for years. Well Jawbreakers has sparring Tuesday and Thursday. Just pay your one month gym dues and anyone of you can come try.''
Always issuing challenges as if we could give two fucks about fighting him,doesn`t he realize that he is just pure comedy relief put here to entertain us?

Fucking guy thinks he`s a boxer in less than a fucking week of half assed punching a rubber ball attached to a fucking spring.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4870 on: July 02, 2026, 05:09:23 PM »
He’s perpetually the dog that fouls his own nest.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4871 on: July 02, 2026, 06:30:02 PM »
"Hello Jawbreakers, theres a guy coming from Regina next week, can you ban him and I will phone the cops"

Hahaha.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4872 on: July 02, 2026, 10:02:55 PM »
Doesn't this clown ever get tired of a new hobby to piss away money on then fail miserably?

Strict curl, law school, watches, combat yoga, boxing, car racing, tricycling, crockpot stew, You tube channel, on and on and on.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4873 on: July 02, 2026, 10:42:42 PM »
Doesn't this clown ever get tired of a new hobby to piss away money on then fail miserably?

Strict curl, law school, watches, combat yoga, boxing, car racing, tricycling, crockpot stew, You tube channel, on and on and on.
Jackoff of all trades,and master of none!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4874 on: July 02, 2026, 10:51:43 PM »
Jackoff of all trades,and master of none!

His mong lad is also the undisputed 6 year old bench press champion of the world.  All this cat does is win.