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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4975 on: July 12, 2026, 03:57:38 AM »
A Hank response -

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In unrelated news, Hankins blew out his knee yesterday.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4976 on: July 12, 2026, 04:01:31 AM »
A Hank response -

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In unrelated news, Hankins blew out his knee yesterday.

It is so inefficient for him to read getbig and then reply to posts on his facebook. His wife should just give him permission to be here since he's doing it anyway.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4977 on: July 12, 2026, 05:22:16 AM »
Is Bhanky banned from Getbig?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4978 on: July 12, 2026, 06:23:21 AM »
A Hank response -

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In unrelated news, Hankins blew out his knee yesterday.

He's such a liar, we all went through it with him multiple times.  What about crying to security in Las Vegas?

If he is at Jawbreakers (no actual inside videos seems odd) it's clearly sexual

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4979 on: July 12, 2026, 06:25:10 AM »
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In unrelated news, Hankins blew out his knee yesterday.

Is this a joke?  Cmon this can't be true.  Him and Connor McGregor, the worlds two greatest fighters, both on the same day? 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4980 on: July 12, 2026, 06:53:04 AM »
How can you injure an adamantium alloy knee?


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4981 on: July 12, 2026, 07:17:25 AM »
He must have blown out his knee after twisting it when he got knocked out during sparring.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4982 on: July 12, 2026, 08:46:24 AM »
Is this a joke?  Cmon this can't be true.  Him and Connor McGregor, the worlds two greatest fighters, both on the same day? 

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He's also sad we've noticed his size loss, claims #206. We know he'll be welterweight by the end of the year.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4983 on: July 12, 2026, 08:58:18 AM »
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He's also sad we've noticed his size loss, claims #206. We know he'll be welterweight by the end of the year.

the weak knee is now the excuse when he gets beat up

Hes lined it up nice and early..

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4984 on: July 12, 2026, 09:26:04 AM »
Apparently he is not well liked at the boxing gym.

Even $180/mo buys only so much.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4985 on: July 12, 2026, 10:20:16 AM »
the weak knee is now the excuse when he gets beat up

Hes lined it up nice and early..

Won’t work he spends way too much time on his knees. How do you think the lads down at jawbreakers were trying to take out his knees.  He’s got all the equipment, but it’s at home kneepads, etc..

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4986 on: July 12, 2026, 10:54:25 AM »
Hankins is clearly artificially slowing down his videos to lull the competition

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4987 on: July 12, 2026, 11:09:45 AM »
Only bhanks can bend the titanium metal in his knees. Crazy explosiveness

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4988 on: July 12, 2026, 11:55:12 AM »
When asked about work he said he’s “off for the summer.”

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4989 on: July 12, 2026, 12:10:26 PM »
the weak knee is now the excuse when he gets beat up

Hes lined it up nice and early..

That is 100% on brand for Hankins.

Every single bodybuilding contest he entered a few years back it was always the same thing. About a week or tso before the show he would post about some random illness...

"Woke up sick today. Lost 18 pounds overnight"

"Arm is hurting.  Might have torn a muscle. Can't train arms"

"Threw up all day yesterday. Can't keep anything down. Too weak to train"

I don't recall the exact excuses but it was always something so he'd have a built in excuse if he looked like shit or quit mid-contest.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4990 on: July 12, 2026, 01:00:25 PM »
That is 100% on brand for Hankins.

Every single bodybuilding contest he entered a few years back it was always the same thing. About a week or tso before the show he would post about some random illness...

"Woke up sick today. Lost 18 pounds overnight"

"Arm is hurting.  Might have torn a muscle. Can't train arms"

"Threw up all day yesterday. Can't keep anything down. Too weak to train"

I don't recall the exact excuses but it was always something so he'd have a built in excuse if he looked like shit or quit mid-contest.

Spot on, sprinkles a few excuses just to keep them in the chamber if needed.

Bhanky, if you read this - you really should look into this bar, it will really help with the gut and I think it’s called the belly bar



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4991 on: July 12, 2026, 02:44:06 PM »
That is 100% on brand for Hankins.

Every single bodybuilding contest he entered a few years back it was always the same thing. About a week or tso before the show he would post about some random illness...

"Woke up sick today. Lost 18 pounds overnight"

"Arm is hurting.  Might have torn a muscle. Can't train arms"

"Threw up all day yesterday. Can't keep anything down. Too weak to train"

I don't recall the exact excuses but it was always something so he'd have a built in excuse if he looked like shit or quit mid-contest.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4992 on: July 12, 2026, 03:47:35 PM »
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LOL! Yes! Exactly.  Forgot about that one. Classic.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4993 on: July 12, 2026, 04:55:19 PM »

LOL! Yes! Exactly.  Forgot about that one. Classic.

"Had to eat the veal parm" at a dinner with mother in law a week before the show.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4994 on: July 12, 2026, 05:14:15 PM »
"Had to eat the veal parm" at a dinner with mother in law a week before the show.

Flat bread pizzas too

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4995 on: July 12, 2026, 05:26:04 PM »
Getbig causes lover's spat! -

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Has size queen Spaulding again become disillusioned with a shrinking Wood Hankins?


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4996 on: July 12, 2026, 05:29:13 PM »
You guys are really poking the nest.  Be careful. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4997 on: July 12, 2026, 05:41:13 PM »
Bhanky used steroids like Arnold did.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4998 on: July 12, 2026, 06:00:15 PM »
Flat bread pizzas too
Black Bile. 

(Although to be fair I think that may have been to get out of a deadlifting challenge or something.)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4999 on: July 12, 2026, 06:54:01 PM »
I like that Hankins has his own definition of “natural”,  and even though he’s using hormones “ for a little something extra” in his mind it’s the same as eating hamburger, but I don’t understand why he isn’t eating hamburger instead of breaking the law?