He said law school starts next week right?
Nah. He already has a degree and graduated magna cum laude from Harvard ages ago.
Thing is, he decided that practicing law would deny him of a more worldly overall life experience, something he eagerly sought after subsisting on hot dogs to go on a skiing in trip in Europe as a boy. He also wanted to test his iron mettle in various martial arts tournaments around the world.
That's when it hit him: join the G.I. Joe team!
But first, he had to sate his bloodlust. That saw him destroy Chong Li _and_ Frank Dux in the Kumite. Then, as a kind of sideline whilst he vacationed in Thailand, he thought it'd be fun to
get his ass kicked by Clegg go beat up Tong-Po, which he easily did, naturally.
Then, he was ready join the Joes.
He was accepted thanks to his law degree, martial expertise and genetic superiority.
His codename: French Toast.
Sadly, even after he singlehandedly whacked Cobra Commander, decapitated Skeletor and mauled Megatron, the Joes had to give him a dishonorable discharge because he coldly murdered over a dozen Czechoslovakians. That would have been excused, but the top brass didn't like the fact he was posing as an interior decorator when he mowed down the latter. Gen. Hawk was known to have lamented, "Listen, we've already got 'men' like Shipwreck, a sailor; a cowboy in Wild Bill; a K9 cop in Mutt; a basically shirtless Marine in Gung-Ho...*sigh* The fucking Village People! And don't even get me started on all of the bromances, least of all Alpine and his retard 'butt buddy' Bazooka. In spite of 'Toast's accomplishments, we are at our limit for faggotry in this unit. The swishy interior decorator bullshit put him over the top."
Undeterred, Wanks, uhh, Hankins went back to law, and he's been so successful that he's now a candidate for the Supreme Court. Given a few more years, he aspires to run for President of the U.S.
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Seriously, I see this insufferable moron all over Facebook now. He's a classic example of what happens when an insecure teenager never grows beyond a certain mental age. Grown men can accept they aren't the biggest, strongest, smartest and the very best at everything. He can't do that...and now, the fool is trying to live that same delusion through his hapless boy :/
As Jason Genova would mindlessly spout, it IS sickening. He's a disturbed person.
