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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5850 on: August 19, 2026, 08:51:34 AM »
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5851 on: August 19, 2026, 09:07:37 AM »
I’m gonna catch some shit but, let this lunatic back on the board.  If he honestly is really pissing anyone off still at this point idk what to say. Everything this a bullshit lie, we all know that. He’s NEVER going to fight anyone..will continue to fail at life .. wtf fellas, this is great entertainment.this pussy is a human train wreck. Let him lock himself up in that gb mental ward. Where the he can get crushed here, and we can laugh at this prick live here haha. He’d post it all. Just like he did before.. now we have Spencer’s first cycle next year coming up, retard boxing league, more diet lies from this binge n purge little faggit.  Who know what else spankins can fuck up? Let’s watch first hand tho.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5852 on: August 19, 2026, 09:28:53 AM »
I dont visit here as much as i used to, the main reason I still pop in is I dont want to miss hankins demise

I want to share in the collective celebration of getbiggers when the day finally comes.
Would you come back and post more like before if we unbanned Hankins ???
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5853 on: August 19, 2026, 09:32:03 AM »
I’m gonna catch some shit but, let this lunatic back on the board.  If he honestly is really pissing anyone off still at this point idk what to say. Everything this a bullshit lie, we all know that. He’s NEVER going to fight anyone..will continue to fail at life .. wtf fellas, this is great entertainment.this pussy is a human train wreck. Let him lock himself up in that gb mental ward. Where the he can get crushed here, and we can laugh at this prick live here haha. He’d post it all. Just like he did before.. now we have Spencer’s first cycle next year coming up, retard boxing league, more diet lies from this binge n purge little faggit.  Who know what else spankins can fuck up? Let’s watch first hand tho.

I'm not opposed. That being said, I don't think he's ever getting past threatening to sue Ron. I've never seen anyone come back from that on any board.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5854 on: August 19, 2026, 09:33:50 AM »
This FNG fool has not even started law school.   Minimum it will take 3-4-5 years for him to take the bar exam.  So this idiot will be 52-53 at best case scenario before ever getting admitted.   And then what?   So stupid   

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5855 on: August 19, 2026, 10:14:04 AM »
This FNG fool has not even started law school.   Minimum it will take 3-4-5 years for him to take the bar exam.  So this idiot will be 52-53 at best case scenario before ever getting admitted.   And then what?   So stupid   

Don't be negative.
Encourage Bhanky.
Perhaps you could mentor him and let him intern with you...?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5856 on: August 19, 2026, 10:18:59 AM »
Would you come back and post more like before if we unbanned Hankins ???

No... Im over his shit, I just want him dead

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5857 on: August 19, 2026, 10:21:07 AM »
I'm not opposed. That being said, I don't think he's ever getting past threatening to sue Ron. I've never seen anyone come back from that on any board.

I’m sure Hankins would sign a legal document stating that he won’t sue anyone on the board. He could probably even draw it up w his knowledge of the law…Keep him locked in this thread for life. He’d jump thru hoop after hoop in order to get back on getbig and get abused again lol

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5858 on: August 19, 2026, 10:21:55 AM »
I’m sure Hankins would sign a legal document stating that he won’t sue anyone on the board. He could probably even draw it up w his knowledge of the law…Keep him locked in this thread for life. He’d jump thru hoop after hoop in order to get back on getbig and get abused again lol

im sure we can trust Brian to keep his word.   ::)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5859 on: August 19, 2026, 10:22:30 AM »
No... Im over his shit, I just want him dead

Don’t you wanna watch tho? He’s gonna die sooner than later.. don’t miss out a great opportunity!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5860 on: August 19, 2026, 10:23:53 AM »
im sure we can trust Brian to keep his word.   ::)

He’s never lied about anything!? True tho

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5861 on: August 19, 2026, 10:30:42 AM »
I’m gonna catch some shit but, let this lunatic back on the board.  If he honestly is really pissing anyone off still at this point idk what to say. Everything this a bullshit lie, we all know that. He’s NEVER going to fight anyone..will continue to fail at life .. wtf fellas, this is great entertainment.this pussy is a human train wreck. Let him lock himself up in that gb mental ward. Where the he can get crushed here, and we can laugh at this prick live here haha. He’d post it all. Just like he did before.. now we have Spencer’s first cycle next year coming up, retard boxing league, more diet lies from this binge n purge little faggit.  Who know what else spankins can fuck up? Let’s watch first hand tho.


NO NEVER let him back on here.
He's like a constant really bad smell always stinking up the place.
It's far better entertainment as it is now - he watches every word & has to
sit there seething & make daft posts on his FB page.

Like it is now he can't stink up any & every thread with his moronic stupidity.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5862 on: August 19, 2026, 10:31:48 AM »
No... Im over his shit, I just want him dead

Yes  X2

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5863 on: August 19, 2026, 10:40:41 AM »
Don't be negative.
Encourage Bhanky.
Perhaps you could mentor him and let him intern with you...?

F no.  I detest his lazy ways and always seeking shortcuts to everything.   I want nothing to do with this.   Coach got burned w the T shirt thing remember out at a lunch.   Remember that fiasco?  Coach was super nice to him and even that ended in a hankenstein mess.   

No thanks 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5864 on: August 19, 2026, 10:48:39 AM »
This FNG fool has not even started law school.   Minimum it will take 3-4-5 years for him to take the bar exam.  So this idiot will be 52-53 at best case scenario before ever getting admitted.   And then what?   So stupid

Then add in the time it takes to earn the money spent on school back and the years of money lost by not working a regular job in that time.

By the time he gets to a break even point he will be quite old. And this is the best case scenario!

People who are failures can’t even imagine ever being successful.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5865 on: August 19, 2026, 11:04:03 AM »
F no.  I detest his lazy ways and always seeking shortcuts to everything.   I want nothing to do with this.   Coach got burned w the T shirt thing remember out at a lunch.   Remember that fiasco?  Coach was super nice to him and even that ended in a hankenstein mess.   

No thanks

Details? I’ve never seen Coach speaks out against bhanks

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5866 on: August 19, 2026, 11:08:38 AM »
Details? I’ve never seen Coach speaks out against bhanks

Coach and him met for lunch in LA and Hanky Panky came on here and said he was getting sponsored by Coaches' t shirt brand and talking s!@#   Wherever he goes he makes enemies and pisses people off.   Coach was nice to him and got burned like Coop and all the others.   


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5867 on: August 19, 2026, 11:14:51 AM »
Then add in the time it takes to earn the money spent on school back and the years of money lost by not working a regular job in that time.

By the time he gets to a break even point he will be quite old. And this is the best case scenario!

People who are failures can’t even imagine ever being successful.

In his pot and choom filled mind he probably things he will land some big PI case from a car accident or slip and fall like they advertise from Morgan and Morgan or Celino and Barnes or Jacoby and Meyers and he will make millions off some moron who tripped and fell on a side walk or hot got whiplash from a minor hit in the rear.  It does not work that way.  He is going to have to learn the hard way as we seems to always prefer.   Idiot is wasting his time and EM's money if she is still around.   

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5868 on: August 19, 2026, 11:27:50 AM »
Lol who is "gary wheat"?

"his son had 2 wrestling matches and lost the last to a girl"  :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5869 on: August 19, 2026, 11:39:19 AM »
I'm pretty sure Em's the cause. She seems to be advancing, and likes her work. Some photos have slipped through of her being real happy with her workmates, etc.... And then she has to deal with Brian. Imagine having some cute law intern or some distinguished prosecutor heaps praise on you, then you have to listen to Brian homo out because he got a new boxing shirt in the mail.

The fitness influencer / supplement company owner fantasy was a try to show Em he had something going on, but he couldn't sell it to the public, so back to the lawyer fantasy. I bet he has some sitcomy fantasy of him and Em working together one day.

"She's an up and coming lawyer, he's an ex-meathead turned barrister. Join them as they solve crimes."

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5870 on: August 19, 2026, 11:39:48 AM »
"his son had 2 wrestling matches and lost the last to a girl"  :D

Sad but true therefore brutal but true. To sphanks credit, she became a girl state champ the following year.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5871 on: August 19, 2026, 11:41:22 AM »
Coach and him met for lunch in LA and Hanky Panky came on here and said he was getting sponsored by Coaches' t shirt brand and talking s!@#   Wherever he goes he makes enemies and pisses people off.   Coach was nice to him and got burned like Coop and all the others.

Ok. Yeah I remember the lunch and the lunch pic, but coach never seems to even speak of bhanks. Would’ve been really cool to see him as a Local Joe “sponsored athlete”

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5872 on: August 19, 2026, 11:53:52 AM »
Ok. Yeah I remember the lunch and the lunch pic, but coach never seems to even speak of bhanks. Would’ve been really cool to see him as a Local Joe “sponsored athlete”

Coaches' brand would get Clegged the next day if he did that.   

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5873 on: August 19, 2026, 12:05:12 PM »
"his son had 2 wrestling matches and lost the last to a girl"  :D

That drew some ire from those unaware of all that is hankins
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5874 on: August 19, 2026, 12:18:18 PM »
I don’t know anything about wrestling scoring, but these both look like absolute shutouts

According to Chat GPT:

Quarterfinal: Spencer 1, Timothy 13 — MD
Timothy scored 13 points during the match while Spencer scored 1. Because Timothy won by a large margin, it was recorded as a Major Decision. In folkstyle wrestling, a major decision is a victory by 8–14 points. So 13–1 is a 12-point margin.

The individual points can come from things such as takedowns, escapes, reversals and near-fall/back points. The screenshot doesn’t show the point-by-point breakdown, so we can’t tell exactly how Timothy accumulated the 13.

After losing that quarterfinal, Spencer moved into the consolation bracket. Think of this as the loser’s bracket—it gives wrestlers who lose in the championship bracket another opportunity to continue competing and potentially place.

Consolation Round 1: Spencer 0, Lucy 3 — F
This one is different. The 0–3 isn’t necessarily the final wrestling score when the match ended. The important thing is the F, which means Fall, commonly called a pin.

Lucy pinned Spencer—held both of Spencer’s shoulder blades/back in the required position long enough for the referee to call the fall. A pin immediately ends the match regardless of the current score. So even if Spencer had been ahead, getting pinned would still mean he lost.

It’s not Spencer’s fault; he needs a real coach.

His current coach couldn’t even make his college team.
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