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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5950 on: August 24, 2026, 06:21:21 AM »
He’s got connections! Take a look at the banner.

This is from their LinkedIn profile:


the torch looks like his fucking hair...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5951 on: August 24, 2026, 06:23:03 AM »
Whoa - I'm in NYC area - WTF is this nonsense from Hanky Panky.
You guys can be neighbors and share closet space! :D
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5952 on: August 24, 2026, 06:32:37 AM »
https://www.law.nyu.edu/events/classes-begin-fall-2026

Open day tomorrow

hahahah a virtual event... its online FFS




im sure Brian will fit right in with the other students

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5953 on: August 24, 2026, 06:37:00 AM »
Its OK, his crimal recrod and JKK paperwork is already on its way...

He will be strict curling again by September

Hahaha,

He definitely, didn’t leave the state.

Imagine him trying to have a conversation with another student?

He will back at home punching holes in the wall by Halloween.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5954 on: August 24, 2026, 06:41:24 AM »
hahahah a virtual event... its online FFS

Does this mean bhanks photoshopped the purple banner?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5955 on: August 24, 2026, 06:46:10 AM »
https://www.law.nyu.edu/events/weekly .

This won't end well. Hankins, go stop by Uniqlo at 546 Broadway, and buy some clothes that fit. You look like you found one of Ben Matlock's old suits in the trash, you're swimming in it.

Edit, he's in NYC, he was sharing pics of entering and driving around the city.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5956 on: August 24, 2026, 06:46:39 AM »
https://www.law.nyu.edu/events/classes-begin-fall-2026

Open day tomorrow

hahahah a virtual event... its online FFS




im sure Brian will fit right in with the other students

Yeah but today is Monday, and he’s there in-person for it which shows pure dedication. Everything is online these days including Getbig University. Colleges just want tuition money. Get with the times!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5957 on: August 24, 2026, 06:47:28 AM »
Good luck, Bhanky!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5958 on: August 24, 2026, 06:59:22 AM »
It’s fitting he returns to the city that started his illustrious career.

Now what is a lawyer’s equivalent to 6 monitors?
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5959 on: August 24, 2026, 07:26:50 AM »
Flex and the City: Law School Edition

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5960 on: August 24, 2026, 07:58:16 AM »
Not sure about NYU (sorry Rambone) where the torch logo always has 4 individual flames

The banner in bhank's pic has 5 or (or more) flames. NYU is a top law school and wouldn't be messing around with their branding

Thinking likely a low ranking small school offering online but has a base/office in ny





 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5961 on: August 24, 2026, 08:02:45 AM »
Not sure about NYU (sorry Rambone) where the torch logo always has 4 individual flames

The banner in bhank's pic has 5 or (or more) flames. NYU is a top law school and wouldn't be messing around with their branding

Thinking likely a low ranking small school offering online but has a base/office in ny




Looks like he had a banner made and hung it off a curtain rod. ;D
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5962 on: August 24, 2026, 08:06:36 AM »
GOD DAMMIT!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5963 on: August 24, 2026, 08:08:56 AM »
Danimal/beakdoctor is boots on ground looking for bhanks on campus to confirm everything


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5964 on: August 24, 2026, 08:20:14 AM »
Not sure about NYU (sorry Rambone) where the torch logo always has 4 individual flames

The banner in bhank's pic has 5 or (or more) flames. NYU is a top law school and wouldn't be messing around with their branding

Thinking likely a low ranking small school offering online but has a base/office in ny





There’s no way it’s NYU or he left the state.


Look at the “classroom” there’s a small bulletin board in the back.

Lol -idiots at Devry


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5965 on: August 24, 2026, 08:23:15 AM »
lol- this will be short lived.

I’m guessing end of the week?

Brian, is already setting up his exit.

“I know more than the professor, waste of time etc”

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5966 on: August 24, 2026, 08:33:06 AM »
lol- this will be short lived.

I’m guessing end of the week?

Brian, is already setting up his exit.

“I know more than the professor, waste of time etc”
Bro.... ;D
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5967 on: August 24, 2026, 08:48:35 AM »
lol- this will be short lived.

I’m guessing end of the week?

Brian, is already setting up his exit.

“I know more than the professor, waste of time etc”

We’re off to a solid start! Bhanks will be teaching this class in no time!

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Very first example first question in law school and the prof answer is wrong as can be. I nearly lost my mind mentioned it to the prof and she told me to relax and calm down and maybe it should have the word not in it. Maybe you think it literally says the exact opposite of what it is supposed to say. Considered explaining it to her further and decided it wasn’t  worth it. But I think my prof doesn’t like me already and they teach several classes . But the answer was wrong as can be I probably shouldn’t have interrupted to say it was wrong in front of the class but it was driving me insane as everyone just nodded and agreed.

I don’t understand how they can be so wrong and also not like bhanks  ???

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5968 on: August 24, 2026, 08:54:40 AM »
We’re off to a solid start! Bhanks will be teaching this class in no time!

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I don’t understand how they can be so wrong and also not like bhanks  ???

the guy is so socially unaware of how much of a kunt he really is...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5969 on: August 24, 2026, 08:55:22 AM »
Its OK, his crimal recrod and JKK paperwork is already on its way...

He will be strict curling again by September
  Please don't end this before it starts. Let him drop out on his own. This is gold.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5970 on: August 24, 2026, 08:57:48 AM »
  Please don't end this before it starts. Let him drop out on his own. This is gold.

Im trying to find an address, hes not where he claims he is

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5971 on: August 24, 2026, 09:11:48 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5972 on: August 24, 2026, 09:32:41 AM »
LOL Getbig is undefeated.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5973 on: August 24, 2026, 09:51:58 AM »
Home by Thursday

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5974 on: August 24, 2026, 10:17:10 AM »
I'm looking ahead on this... :)