Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[Lartinos]

"Lawyer for 25+ years" beats "not a lawyer for no years" Hankins.

Also for those wondering Em uses her maiden name, she knows it's shameful to be a Wood Hankins.

I wonder what his new alias is for this school?

[keanu]

I wonder what his new alias is for this school?

  Brian Stinespring.

[Rambone]

  Brian Stinespring.

He should go with Bryan Steinspringer. It sounds Jewier

[BB]

Hankins explains his internet law schoolering in response to SC wondering how it will work -

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I'm jealous, the other students get to see a high as fuck Hankins on Zoom.

[Rambone]

Hankins explains his internet law schoolering in response to SC wondering how it will work -

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I'm jealous, the other students get to see a high as fuck Hankins on Zoom.

The few Fb followers he has must be very confused. Except Spaulding. He already gets it!

[BB]

The few Fb followers he has must be very confused. Except Spaulding. He already gets it!

121 friends, averaging 2 responses per post. I do love annoyed old queen Spaulding. I also kinda like the arrogant Hankins, I can see why he never hid the fact that he shits himself, he probably feels he's doing you a favor by letting you smell the essence.

[keanu]

He is getting his law degree through Zoom while stoned out of his mind?  LOL. With AI on the side, these exams should be proctored properly. Using Zoom is garbage. Another Hankins sham!

[GymnJuice]

Hankins explains his internet law schoolering in response to SC wondering how it will work -

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I'm jealous, the other students get to see a high as fuck Hankins on Zoom.

Hanky is going to law school through Zoom meetings? That's a real thing?

[keanu]

Hanky is going to law school through Zoom meetings? That's a real thing?

  Hanky wants to compete in the Nationals via Zoom.

[Rambone]

Hanky is going to law school through Zoom meetings? That's a real thing?

As long as colleges get paid their money, they couldn’t care less.

[Rambone]

121 friends, averaging 2 responses per post. I do love annoyed old queen Spaulding. I also kinda like the arrogant Hankins, I can see why he never hid the fact that he shits himself, he probably feels he's doing you a favor by letting you smell the essence.

I think you mean zesty Hankins

[Dave D]

Hankins explaining how real lawyers use zoom all the time makes me realize he’s really researched this profession and he’s not joking around here.

I figured SC knew more about being a lawyer working out of a broom closet saving money on overhead expenses, but computers and the internet is the future of law. Hankins will have an AI team working for him soon!

[Dave D]

Side note  it would be great if Vince could contract Hankins for prepaid legal services at an extreme discount before Hankins is well established.

[ThisisOverload]

Who the hell tries to flex in a Brooks Brothers suit?

[Dave D]

Who the hell tries to flex in a Brooks Brothers suit?

The same guy who brags about showing up to the second day of class before the professor.

Or the same dude who brags about how he’s going to make before he’s completed a week of schoolwork.

Or the same individual who brags about having the ability to work into his 70s despite not working on a consistent basis in the last 20 years.

This guy is a clueless halfwit. He’s a CFA who hauled dishwashers for fun.

[Never1AShow]

Hanky is going to law school through Zoom meetings? That's a real thing?

He's getting in on the wave of the future:  OnlyFans Law School

[Griffith]

Making a post on Facebook about someone called 'Soul Crusher.' 

[Never1AShow]

Side note  it would be great if Vince could contract Hankins for prepaid legal services at an extreme discount before Hankins is well established.

Vince could set up a sign for Hankins at the Flea Markets and get a 10% cut, the ultimate shelf-pull.  Heck, get DJ181 involved and get a dick-shelf pull too.

[YLLSHTH]

This thread made me realize soul crusher has it made.

[YLLSHTH]

Making a post on Facebook about someone called 'Soul Crusher.' 

Would be kinda funny if he did me next