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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6250 on: August 27, 2026, 10:55:34 AM »
Some experts are saying lawyers will be obsolete in 20 years (bhanks’ projected graduation date) due to advances in AI

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6251 on: August 27, 2026, 11:02:02 AM »
Some experts are saying lawyers will be obsolete in 20 years (bhanks’ projected graduated date) due to advances in AI

He is never graduating or passing the bar.   

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6252 on: August 27, 2026, 11:05:20 AM »
What in the actual fuck is he wearing?

The suit is 2-3 sizes to big lol. I mean it’s hard to find a good fitting suit at 160 lbs

Blue undershirt lol
Belly hanging over the gut

Imagine waking up in the morning and laying out this outfit

I mean he is high 24/7 so it probably looked good




He kinda looks like Palumbo in the face now


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6253 on: August 27, 2026, 11:06:09 AM »
Is the bobblehead Dave himself or is that Dr. Tony Huge?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6254 on: August 27, 2026, 11:16:33 AM »
He is never graduating or passing the bar.

Don’t be a negative Nelly Furtado

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6255 on: August 27, 2026, 11:19:53 AM »
Don’t be a negative Nelly Furtado

Everyone here has seen and witnessed enough of Bhank to know he never stays consistent with anything for more than a few months.   This is 4 years he has to put in, longer than any incarceration he has had yet! 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6256 on: August 27, 2026, 11:26:28 AM »

Everyone here has seen and witnessed enough of Bhank to know he never stays consistent with anything for more than a few months.   This is 4 years he has to put in, longer than any incarceration he has had yet!

In my mind Bhanky is a slam dunk to pass the bar. “Many notable figures graduated from top law schools and failed a bar exam before going on to achieve high-profile careers in politics, law, and media.
U.S. Presidents & Political Leaders
 * Franklin D. Roosevelt: Attended Columbia Law School and failed the New York bar exam on his first try in 1907. He passed on his second attempt before becoming the 32nd U.S. President.
 * Michelle Obama: Graduated from Harvard Law School and initially failed the Illinois bar exam. She passed on her second attempt and practiced law at Sidley Austin before serving as First Lady.
 * Kamala Harris: Graduated from UC Hastings College of the Law (now UC Law SF) and failed the California bar exam on her first attempt. She passed on her second attempt and eventually became U.S. Vice President.
 * Hillary Clinton: Graduated from Yale Law School and sat for both the Arkansas and Washington D.C. bar exams in 1973. She failed the D.C. bar but passed Arkansas, going on to serve as First Lady, U.S. Senator, and U.S. Secretary of State.
 * John F. Kennedy Jr.: Graduated from New York University School of Law and famously failed the New York bar exam twice before passing on his third try in 1990.
Governors & State Leaders
 * Jerry Brown: Graduated from Yale Law School and failed the California bar exam on his first attempt before passing on his second. He later served four terms as Governor of California.
 * Pete Wilson: Graduated from UC Berkeley School of Law (Boalt Hall) and failed the California bar exam three times before passing on his fourth attempt. He went on to become Governor of California and a U.S. Senator.
 * Deval Patrick: Graduated from Harvard Law School and failed the bar exam twice before passing on his third try, later serving as Governor of Massachusetts.
 * Charlie Crist: Graduated from Samford University’s Cumberland School of Law and failed the Florida bar exam twice before passing on his third attempt, later becoming Florida's Attorney General and Governor.
Prominent Legal Figures & Scholars
 * Kathleen Sullivan: A former Dean of Stanford Law School and prominent constitutional law scholar. After practicing in New York and Massachusetts for over two decades, she took the notoriously difficult California bar exam in 2005 and failed on her first attempt. She passed on her second attempt.
Notable Individuals Who Never Passed
 * Antonio Villaraigosa: Graduated from Peoples College of Law and failed the California bar exam four times. He chose not to retake it again and went on to serve two terms as Mayor of Los Angeles.
 * Harold Ford Jr.: Graduated from the University of Michigan Law School and failed the Tennessee bar exam. He elected not to retake it and went on to serve five terms in the U.S. House of Representatives.
 * Pat Robertson: Graduated near the top of his class from Yale Law School but failed the New York bar exam. He abandoned a legal career and instead became a prominent media mogul and televangelist.”
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6257 on: August 27, 2026, 11:40:05 AM »
In my mind Bhanky is a slam dunk to pass the bar. “Many notable figures graduated from top law schools and failed a bar exam before going on to achieve high-profile careers in politics, law, and media....

Looks like it is mostly liberals who struggle on this exam.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6258 on: August 27, 2026, 11:45:17 AM »
On his 2, 3, 4 try?   


 

In my mind Bhanky is a slam dunk to pass the bar. “Many notable figures graduated from top law schools and failed a bar exam before going on to achieve high-profile careers in politics, law, and media.
U.S. Presidents & Political Leaders
 * Franklin D. Roosevelt: Attended Columbia Law School and failed the New York bar exam on his first try in 1907. He passed on his second attempt before becoming the 32nd U.S. President.
 * Michelle Obama: Graduated from Harvard Law School and initially failed the Illinois bar exam. She passed on her second attempt and practiced law at Sidley Austin before serving as First Lady.
 * Kamala Harris: Graduated from UC Hastings College of the Law (now UC Law SF) and failed the California bar exam on her first attempt. She passed on her second attempt and eventually became U.S. Vice President.
 * Hillary Clinton: Graduated from Yale Law School and sat for both the Arkansas and Washington D.C. bar exams in 1973. She failed the D.C. bar but passed Arkansas, going on to serve as First Lady, U.S. Senator, and U.S. Secretary of State.
 * John F. Kennedy Jr.: Graduated from New York University School of Law and famously failed the New York bar exam twice before passing on his third try in 1990.
Governors & State Leaders
 * Jerry Brown: Graduated from Yale Law School and failed the California bar exam on his first attempt before passing on his second. He later served four terms as Governor of California.
 * Pete Wilson: Graduated from UC Berkeley School of Law (Boalt Hall) and failed the California bar exam three times before passing on his fourth attempt. He went on to become Governor of California and a U.S. Senator.
 * Deval Patrick: Graduated from Harvard Law School and failed the bar exam twice before passing on his third try, later serving as Governor of Massachusetts.
 * Charlie Crist: Graduated from Samford University’s Cumberland School of Law and failed the Florida bar exam twice before passing on his third attempt, later becoming Florida's Attorney General and Governor.
Prominent Legal Figures & Scholars
 * Kathleen Sullivan: A former Dean of Stanford Law School and prominent constitutional law scholar. After practicing in New York and Massachusetts for over two decades, she took the notoriously difficult California bar exam in 2005 and failed on her first attempt. She passed on her second attempt.
Notable Individuals Who Never Passed
 * Antonio Villaraigosa: Graduated from Peoples College of Law and failed the California bar exam four times. He chose not to retake it again and went on to serve two terms as Mayor of Los Angeles.
 * Harold Ford Jr.: Graduated from the University of Michigan Law School and failed the Tennessee bar exam. He elected not to retake it and went on to serve five terms in the U.S. House of Representatives.
 * Pat Robertson: Graduated near the top of his class from Yale Law School but failed the New York bar exam. He abandoned a legal career and instead became a prominent media mogul and televangelist.”

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6259 on: August 27, 2026, 12:07:41 PM »
*Kim Kardashian failed the bar exam three times. She previously blamed ChatGPT and psychics.


In my mind Bhanky is a slam dunk to pass the bar. “Many notable figures graduated from top law schools and failed a bar exam before going on to achieve high-profile careers in politics, law, and media.
U.S. Presidents & Political Leaders
 * Franklin D. Roosevelt: Attended Columbia Law School and failed the New York bar exam on his first try in 1907. He passed on his second attempt before becoming the 32nd U.S. President.
 * Michelle Obama: Graduated from Harvard Law School and initially failed the Illinois bar exam. She passed on her second attempt and practiced law at Sidley Austin before serving as First Lady.
 * Kamala Harris: Graduated from UC Hastings College of the Law (now UC Law SF) and failed the California bar exam on her first attempt. She passed on her second attempt and eventually became U.S. Vice President.
 * Hillary Clinton: Graduated from Yale Law School and sat for both the Arkansas and Washington D.C. bar exams in 1973. She failed the D.C. bar but passed Arkansas, going on to serve as First Lady, U.S. Senator, and U.S. Secretary of State.
 * John F. Kennedy Jr.: Graduated from New York University School of Law and famously failed the New York bar exam twice before passing on his third try in 1990.
Governors & State Leaders
 * Jerry Brown: Graduated from Yale Law School and failed the California bar exam on his first attempt before passing on his second. He later served four terms as Governor of California.
 * Pete Wilson: Graduated from UC Berkeley School of Law (Boalt Hall) and failed the California bar exam three times before passing on his fourth attempt. He went on to become Governor of California and a U.S. Senator.
 * Deval Patrick: Graduated from Harvard Law School and failed the bar exam twice before passing on his third try, later serving as Governor of Massachusetts.
 * Charlie Crist: Graduated from Samford University’s Cumberland School of Law and failed the Florida bar exam twice before passing on his third attempt, later becoming Florida's Attorney General and Governor.
Prominent Legal Figures & Scholars
 * Kathleen Sullivan: A former Dean of Stanford Law School and prominent constitutional law scholar. After practicing in New York and Massachusetts for over two decades, she took the notoriously difficult California bar exam in 2005 and failed on her first attempt. She passed on her second attempt.
Notable Individuals Who Never Passed
 * Antonio Villaraigosa: Graduated from Peoples College of Law and failed the California bar exam four times. He chose not to retake it again and went on to serve two terms as Mayor of Los Angeles.
 * Harold Ford Jr.: Graduated from the University of Michigan Law School and failed the Tennessee bar exam. He elected not to retake it and went on to serve five terms in the U.S. House of Representatives.
 * Pat Robertson: Graduated near the top of his class from Yale Law School but failed the New York bar exam. He abandoned a legal career and instead became a prominent media mogul and televangelist.”



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6260 on: August 27, 2026, 12:11:55 PM »
He is never graduating or passing the a bar.   



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6261 on: August 27, 2026, 12:18:05 PM »
*Kim Kardashian failed the bar exam three times. She previously blamed ChatGPT and psychics.

It could also be her complete lack of education.

There’s no way she spent any reasonable amount of time working in a law office.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6262 on: August 27, 2026, 12:19:07 PM »
*Kim Kardashian failed the bar exam three times. She previously blamed ChatGPT and psychics.

Its not that hard honestly.   You just have to put in the work and time for months and months in advance.    Hence why we know this is just not going to happen for our resident Mensa member.   

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6263 on: August 27, 2026, 12:20:20 PM »
On his 2, 3, 4 try?

The criminal record will be why he doesn’t ever, but I still don’t know how he could ever explain the fake name Wood Hankins.

He has that on his record maybe because of GB (an extra unexplainable name) alone too. His new name I’m guessing is just Brian Hankins.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6264 on: August 27, 2026, 12:36:23 PM »
Palumbo looks like a dug up corpse injected with fillers

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6265 on: August 27, 2026, 12:58:17 PM »
Palumbo looks like a dug up corpse injected with fillers
Putting it nicely.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6266 on: August 27, 2026, 01:01:47 PM »
Why hasn't Bhank done anything with his alleged CFA certification for the last few decades?

He has. He’s admitted to losing hundreds of thousands of dollars day trading.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6267 on: August 27, 2026, 01:08:00 PM »
He has. He’s admitted to losing hundreds of thousands of dollars day trading.

Sounds like a great advertisement for going into estate planning and bankruptcy.   

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6268 on: August 27, 2026, 01:14:42 PM »
I wonder what the reason was for working at Home Depot leaving appliances.


I’m pretty sure it was to show that he’s not making any money to reduce child support payments is my guess

Has Bhanky worked out at the college gym yet? I’m sure he will be thrown outta of  this one too.

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« Reply #6269 on: August 27, 2026, 01:46:57 PM »
I wonder what the reason was for working at Home Depot leaving appliances.


I’m pretty sure it was to show that he’s not making any money to reduce child support payments is my guess

Has Bhanky worked out at the college gym yet? I’m sure he will be thrown outta of  this one too.

Maybe it was access to Spencer, looked better if he was in a job

they were bickering over custody..

https://trellis.law/doc/215971336/withdraw-counsel

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6270 on: August 27, 2026, 03:18:09 PM »
Maybe it was access to Spencer, looked better if he was in a job

they were bickering over custody..

https://trellis.law/doc/215971336/withdraw-counsel

You may have stumbled on to something here.

Following the adjacent links it looks like they were still in mediation until very recently.

The last document is from February this year

https://trellis.law/doc/276280580/

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6271 on: August 27, 2026, 03:19:50 PM »
Order to attend child custody mediation and parental education


How interesting...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6272 on: August 27, 2026, 03:26:36 PM »
Steenpipe's address is in the documents by the way and her house is worth considerably more than Bri's and is in a much better location

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6273 on: August 27, 2026, 03:34:13 PM »
Steenpipe's address is in the documents by the way and her house is worth considerably more than Bri's and is in a much better location


Ha ha - We know that has to eat away at him & piss him off. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6274 on: August 27, 2026, 03:34:53 PM »
Stupid hater trying to bring down the mood and shit in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch