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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6475 on: September 15, 2026, 06:49:40 AM »
With his gas and diarrhea and stomach and hemorrhoid issues, who could put up with it?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6476 on: September 20, 2026, 02:38:16 PM »
Lol

Thank you - that GIF as a response to that comment gave me an actual legit real-life LOL!  ;D
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6477 on: September 20, 2026, 03:18:27 PM »

Isn't she a successful lawyer?  She doesn't need him.


She's a pro-bono / public defender / drug court lawyer.
Normally low-salary morons...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6478 on: September 20, 2026, 03:56:56 PM »
Is Brian a lawyer yet?
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6479 on: September 20, 2026, 05:47:26 PM »
Is Brian a lawyer yet?
 in his mensa mind he is ..

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6480 on: September 20, 2026, 09:39:33 PM »
Poor Brian, haha. He's been booted to the kerb and Em is taking him to the cleaners just as was predicted. He's already posting about his dates all over Facebook to try and piss her off.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6481 on: September 20, 2026, 10:36:30 PM »
I saw on FB that Brian’s profile says “separated.”

 :o  :o :o
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6482 on: September 20, 2026, 10:45:18 PM »
Date did not work out!




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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6483 on: September 20, 2026, 10:49:07 PM »
Date night!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6485 on: Today at 03:27:02 AM »
The saga continues.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6486 on: Today at 03:32:43 AM »
Date did not work out!



Some thoughts on this:

You're not boring, Brian - you can forget pinning this on being boring.

You're also in shape, so you can't use that.

It's probably down to your personality. It's not a very good personality.  I'd say 90 minutes is quick but it really isn't - it wouldn't take a person 5 minutes talking to someone with an ego like yours, with zero sense of humour to realise they are "tired"  ;D

Or she googled you.   You're fucked if they google you, actually.

Also, you looked fucking stoned in that photo so there's also that.

Good to see that you're focusing on masturbation.  You should just jerk off and continue your redemption story of becoming a lawyer.  It's a good combo.

I'm still a member of your team, but I'd like you to be reasonable.  One c unt, to another - you're a c unt, Brian.  Try to keep that in mind when you meet the new dames.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6487 on: Today at 04:19:14 AM »
I guess the penny finally dropped and Emily Urch realised that a severe Cluster A personality disorder is unfixable.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6488 on: Today at 04:20:47 AM »
Queue new mugshots in 3... 2... 1...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6489 on: Today at 04:25:52 AM »
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Howdy Bri,

A few thoughts -

1) Fix your hair. That is some serious bald nigga can't cope energy you're giving off in that pic. Your "Morrie's Wig" looks like it's slipping in that pic.

2) Put a smile on that frowny face. Pretend this is on the other end of the camera -

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See how your face probably lit up? Hold that.

3) What's up with the pose? That's the type of pose you send to the delivery man or landscaper that doesn't speak English to let him know he did a good job. Change it. Get Dukie or Spencer in the pic, bitches like kids and dogs.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6490 on: Today at 04:53:42 AM »
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Howdy Bri,

A few thoughts -

1) Fix your hair. That is some serious bald nigga can't cope energy you're giving off in that pic. Your "Morrie's Wig" looks like it's slipping in that pic.

2) Put a smile on that frowny face. Pretend this is on the other end of the camera -

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See how your face probably lit up? Hold that.

3) What's up with the pose? That's the type of pose you send to the delivery man or landscaper that doesn't speak English to let him know he did a good job. Change it. Get Dukie or Spencer in the pic, bitches like kids and dogs.


There are tons of men available for him. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6491 on: Today at 05:01:57 AM »
Date did not work out!



First off - why is she picking him up when he has a Vette?   This is already total beta move destined to fail and he probably made a fat joke and made per pay the bill claiming he forgot his wallet.