Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[Taffin]

This family shit and trying to play the straight laced, squared away citizen was never gonna work. That's Doug, not you.

Time to accept who you really are Hanky. A fucking animal. A brain damaged degenerate. Unredeemable, incorrigible.

Bang sluts day and night. Go on a suicide stack and do a heavyweight show. Get high as a kite and drive 100 miles per hour on school zones.

Go all out. Stop fighting your nature. Accept what you are.

Reads like a high-concept movie pitch from Simpson and Bruckheimer - but who would play the lead?  John Cena with a patchy toupee full of plugs?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Bhanks plays himself, Taffin.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Do we feel bad for the women who fall in love with Brian only to find a psychopath who shouts, manipulates and dominates a few months later?

[Soul Crusher]

Bhank probably got overwhelmed by all the reading required in first few weeks of law school, started raging and screaming about GB in the house. 

[Coach is Back!]

265 page thread seems like an unhealthy obsession 🤷‍♂️

[IroNat]

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Ha ha! Great!

[joswift]

well given that i know who you are (info you gave freely on here to feed your ego) & where you live (which i do)
would you like me me to threaten your family with acid attacks?
only a fucking idiot would write such rubbish on an open forum as i know who he is..as well you know.

If you knew who he was you would have called the cops on him by now (PM me his name if you know who it is , I know who he is)

And as for threatening my family, go right ahead, I know you dont have the bottle to do anything about it.

Oh, and people who tell people they are going to do something are not people who do things, people who do things just do it, they dont warn you first

[Soul Crusher]

The bottom line is this -

Hanks never ever listens to anyone who gives him good advice! 

[illuminati]

what should i tell Ron, i´ve wrote my opinion openly.
I don´t agree with stalking people´s Families on here, simple as that.
what don´t you understand?

You Die Linke Leftist Traitorous Khvnt

You Ran Crying to Ron yet again to get 38 banned - What a Big Tough
man you most definitely are not 

I know where you live.

[Max Stryker]

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Well done FitnessFrenzy.

All I see here is a guy living the dream.

~Posted from my private jet while taking a bath, on my way to Dubai, India

[Dave D]

do you use social media..have you put pictures up there of your Family, does your wife have facebook?
most people do use social media & some do give out too much information however, people who use this information for other purposes to harm that person(s) is usually someone who that individual has in their opinion caused them some ill intent.
I don´t see this on a Bodybuilding Forum even if he is an asshole.

Do you think what you post on social media is private? Or do you think that what is posted on public forums is private information? Should people be reaching out to his family? No.

But who’s in the wrong here? The person who was warned repeatedly to protect his personal information and not expose his family to this site, or the people who have taken advantage of any public information that is shared?

Why was it okay for you to threaten to share 38 Returns public information? Or claim to name drop the gym he trained at and people he knew?

And now you’re threatening Joswift?

[Never1AShow]

Do you think what you post on social media is private? Or do you think that what is posted on public forums is private information? Should people be reaching out to his family? No.

But who’s in the wrong here? The person who was warned repeatedly to protect his personal information and not expose his family to this site, or the people who have taken advantage of any public information that is shared?

Why was it okay for you to threaten to share 38 Returns public information? Or claim to name drop the gym he trained at and people he knew?

And now you’re threatening Joswift?

I agree that family should be off limits, but I also believe he deliberately puts info out there hoping for drama.  Heck, is there any private information he hasn't revealed?  Prescriptions, bloodwork, family photos, house photos and locations, military records (except JKK), gyms where he doesn't pay his dues, boxing, schools, jobs and job IDs, hotel bookings, surgeries and doctors, lord knows what else.

I also believe he has said on several occasions statements to the effect of go ahead and do your worst because no one cares about what is said on this site or by anyone who is here.

[Lartinos]

Bhanky likes to narrate his life like an epic movie with his Star Wars references and such and in one of his last posts he blames the divorce (it would seem) on him trying to “reinvent” himself.

The ex-wife may have explained the lack of feasibility of him attaining and/or being profitable as a lawyer. He posted after that about his law school work, meaning he is continuing down that road.

Maybe the straw that broke the camel’s  back.

[Gym Rat]

Hankins family life (w/ a woman and kids) is like his martial arts record... 0-2...

[SF1900]

Brian is still in law school, per his FB.

[joswift]

Brian is still in law school, per his FB.

hahaha its an oinline course FFS

[rocket]

Just because Brian exists to cast a large enough shadow for your acts to be relatively benign, you're still a c unt if you email his family.

But all this is arguing is moot though, there's a far worse evil disease infesting this thread.  Fucking joswift's fake news feed

You've become wayyyy too comfortable with speculative assertions delivered as fact.  Not "I think Brian is out of law school, he hasn't mentioned it", instead, total stated fact and then a very mild retraction, after about 2 pages of people asking if true.  Fuck you c unt, I had to lower myself to visiting his FB to see if there was any truth to it.  You're the worst reporter.   The worst!

In your defense, your frequent probably false claims over the years that Brian's marriage was over did eventually manifest such a reality but I think perhaps Brian might have had a bit more of a starring role in that production.

[Hulkotron]

The law school stunt is because bhanks wanted to "prove I'm as smart as my (ex-)wife and her lawyer friends".  I'm sure the more resourceful getbiggers could locate the post.

I doubt he has any serious plans of actually becoming a practicing attorney, although he's certainly delusional enough to think that's a feasible reality.

[Griffith]

Wonder what finally led to the divorce?

[joswift]

Just because Brian exists to cast a large enough shadow for your acts to be relatively benign, you're still a c unt if you email his family.

But all this is arguing is moot though, there's a far worse evil disease infesting this thread.  Fucking joswift's fake news feed

You've become wayyyy too comfortable with speculative assertions delivered as fact.  Not "I think Brian is out of law school, he hasn't mentioned it", instead, total stated fact and then a very mild retraction, after about 2 pages of people asking if true.  Fuck you c unt, I had to lower myself to visiting his FB to see if there was any truth to it.  You're the worst reporter.   The worst!

In your defense, your frequent probably false claims over the years that Brian's marriage was over did eventually manifest such a reality but I think perhaps Brian might have had a bit more of a starring role in that production.

Oh right.. I wont post anything again unless its been fact checked by at least 4 independant sources, verified by Chaos and Ron.

I hardly ever visit his FB page at all, people send me PMs with his updates , Im banned from his FB he blocked my account, I can still view it with a dummy account though if I ever feel the need.

And why would you take as gospel some posts on a fucking forum , especially here its not a science forum FFS

[IroNat]

Will Bhanky make future social media posts in the third person tense?

That would be so cool.

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https://writingexplained.org/grammar-dictionary/first-second-third-person

Point of view definition: First, second, and third person are categories of grammar to classify pronouns and verb forms.

    First person definition: first person indicates the speaker.
    Second person definition: second person indicates the addressee.
    Third person definition: third person indicates a third party individual other than the speaker.

What is Third Person?

1st person point of view definitionThird person point of view: Third person refers to a third party individual. It uses the subject pronouns “he,” “she,” “it,” “they.”

Third Person Example:

    He prefers coffee to hot cocoa.

In this example “he” is the third party. The speaker is referring to him as the addressee. He prefers coffee to hot cocoa.

When using the different points of view, verbs need to be conjugated appropriately to fit the pronoun use.

Note: Pronouns are only used in English when an antecedent has been clearly identified.

[delon]

The law school stunt is because bhanks wanted to "prove I'm as smart as my (ex-)wife and her lawyer friends".  I'm sure the more resourceful getbiggers could locate the post.

I doubt he has any serious plans of actually becoming a practicing attorney, although he's certainly delusional enough to think that's a feasible reality.

Posted a few pages ago but understandably missed as this thread has picked up pace with this latest development 

I mean I didn't even want to go at first just wanted to show the wife and her lawyer friends I was as smart as them

[delon]

Happier times, where and when did it all go wrong

My marriage could not be better amazing the nonsense you guys make up

Couldn't be happier my marriage is great how is yours?

Nope not at all could not be happier marrying my wife is the best that has ever happened to me.

[joswift]

Posted a few pages ago but understandably missed as this thread has picked up pace with this latest development 

Yep.. Brian all over.. hes like Larry David with his "spite store" opening a coffee shop next to Mocca Joes just to spite him and run him out of business.

He didnt want to be a lawyer, just rub his wife and her friends noses in it.

[rocket]

Oh right.. I wont post anything again unless its been fact checked by at least 4 independant sources, verified by Chaos and Ron.

I hardly ever visit his FB page at all, people send me PMs with his updates , Im banned from his FB he blocked my account, I can still view it with a dummy account though if I ever feel the need.

And why would you take as gospel some posts on a fucking forum , especially here its not a science forum FFS

I don't take it as gospel - thus, being forced to either verify truth or ask for confirmation.  You're given respect for being a source of information, you should be honoured. 

That is an odd take on what it'd be like to be on a science forum.