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Keanu got old.
« on: November 12, 2025, 05:41:07 AM »

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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2025, 05:53:12 AM »
Father Time is undefeated bro !!   :(

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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2025, 06:03:25 AM »
Finally

(not the I'm happy) always hoping for an antiaging pill before its too late lol...



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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2025, 06:13:24 AM »
shaved that shit off his face & got a haircut he would look younger

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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2025, 06:44:48 AM »

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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2025, 07:15:31 AM »
Father Time is undefeated bro !!   :(

Epic self-reference bro !!

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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2025, 07:22:23 AM »
Epic self-reference bro !!

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Watch your mouth convict !!!!!!!!!!!1111111111   ;D

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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2025, 07:23:22 AM »
Not really, without beard and with a young lady..
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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2025, 07:53:20 AM »
He looks fine, just needs a good old shave and better clothes.

Keanu must be quite the self-assured man if he is hanging with that old biddy... when he could have 20 year old wet snatch next to him.

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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2025, 08:47:33 AM »
Back off, Warchild.










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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2025, 09:06:26 AM »


Not even Neo can defeat Father Time!

Can Mick Jagger and Keith Richards though??
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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2025, 09:07:00 AM »
Looks like his mother is taking him by the hand out of the restaurant to a taxi? Either he is on drugs, or very ill? On medication perhaps?

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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2025, 09:11:30 AM »
Looks like his mother is taking him by the hand out of the restaurant to a taxi? Either he is on drugs, or very ill? On medication perhaps?

She's 10 years younger than him. Looks older.

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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2025, 09:44:32 AM »
Yes, that is what happens with the passage of time.
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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2025, 09:46:04 AM »
looks like a carer with a retard

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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2025, 11:13:46 AM »
He could have jumped on Bhanks anti aging protocol if he was smart.

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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2025, 12:11:37 PM »
Might be his asian genes. Everyone says how amazingly young you're looking and then out of nowhere you hit the wall and suddenly everyone is asking what happened.

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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2025, 12:31:23 PM »
Might be his asian genes. Everyone says how amazingly young you're looking and then out of nowhere you hit the wall and suddenly everyone is asking what happened.

That's Asian women.

Keanus grey facial is obviously aging him. He also has that ungainly walk that doesn't help, but he now has that sleepy Joe energy where it looks like he knows where he is.


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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2025, 02:23:21 PM »
That older woman he's dating got him old

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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2025, 03:11:29 PM »
That's Asian women.

Keanus grey facial is obviously aging him. He also has that ungainly walk that doesn't help, but he now has that sleepy Joe energy where it looks like he knows where he is.



My hair is dark but my facial hair has a lot of grey in it, my chest hair has a lot of grey

When I let my facial hair grow people ask me if I dye my hair
I look way younger clean shaven, I seldom have a clean shave though because I cant be arsed

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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #20 on: Today at 07:05:28 AM »
Some guys look good with a beard; Keanu is not one of them.  When he cleans up he looks fine.  That said time does seem to go faster as you get older… every time we connect my buddies and I all talk about the physical toll of getting older: aches, sprains, prostate/frequent urination, vision, hearing, GI issues, retirement planning, wills/Trusts.  The other day I stunned them when I said I have about 20 years left before I check out (based on average lifespan for men in the U.S.).  When they realized the same thing applied to them they were suddenly deeply unsettled—especially when some of them realized they have a lot less time left than I do. ::)

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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #21 on: Today at 10:23:58 AM »
Whiskey and cigs between action films.  He cleans up nicely.  ;)

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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #22 on: Today at 11:23:45 AM »
My hair is dark but my facial hair has a lot of grey in it, my chest hair has a lot of grey

When I let my facial hair grow people ask me if I dye my hair
I look way younger clean shaven, I seldom have a clean shave though because I cant be arsed

I have long dark hair and my beard is fucking silver haha
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Re: Keanu got old.
« Reply #23 on: Today at 11:43:30 AM »
Whiskey and cigs between action films.  He cleans up nicely. ;)


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Re: Keanu got old.
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