LOL, back in the day when we got in trouble we would have to pick a switch, a thin, whippy branch off a tree, for our parents/grandparents to whip us with when we misbehaved. If you picked a skinny weak switch that would make them even madder! 
Ahhh good idea , only he'd revert back to type & claim he's a 5yr old & can't reach,
or say he's also a brit & doesn't understand.

Certainly a wicked punishment - That 99.9% of Libturd Leftists deserve 😊 👍🏻