Author Topic: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man. (Read 335 times)

Phantom Spunker · « **on:** **Today** at 10:18:10 AM »

Awesome news! Those steel bars weren't strong enough to contain the mass of our Horny Prince Matt Canning. He's served his time, didn't have to do anything gay, and now he's back on the mean streets of Thunder Bay and ready to kill any pig stone dead if they dare to violate his rights again. Let's hear it for the boy.

HORNY PRINCE IS THE KING OF KANGZ!

CHECK OUT THOSE ARMS BROSEPH!

Very muscular and strong dude!
(Titanium body to be able to make those lifts)

MATT IS THE BEST
(He even has arab, asian and black friends)

Make Canada Great Again Matt!

We await your Return Dear Prince and King of Kangz!

MATT PLEAMON CANNING > LAKEHEAD UNIVERSITY

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_bruce_ · « **Reply #1 on:** **Today** at 10:24:12 AM »

Matt's parsh can't be tamed - a pulsing force of nature.

Flexacon · « **Reply #2 on:** **Today** at 10:32:59 AM »

Quote from: Phantom Spunker on Today at 10:18:10 AM

Awesome news! Those steel bars weren't strong enough to contain the mass of our Horny Prince Matt Canning. He's served his time, didn't have to do anything gay, and now he's back on the mean streets of Thunder Bay and ready to kill any pig stone dead if they dare to violate his rights again. Let's hear it for the boy.

That doesn't rule out him maybe doing something gay though. He didn't have to make and send a video of him shooting ropes to soggy old queers like Prime and Donny

I can see a shower scenario where a bunch of dudes saw his penor in a flacid state, tucked in and hidden by his pubes and then laugh at him. Next shower day he walks in with a raging 6.45" boner just to shut them up.

Also is he coming back on here?

Phantom Spunker · « **Reply #3 on:** **Today** at 10:41:26 AM »

Quote from: Flexacon on Today at 10:32:59 AM

That doesn't rule out him maybe doing something gay though. He didn't have to send the video of him shooting ropes to soggy old queers like Prime and Donny

I can see a shower scenario where a bunch of dudes saw his penor in a flacid state, tucked in and hidden by his pubes and laugh at him. Next shower day he walks in with a raging 6.45" boner just to shut them up.

Also is he coming back on here?

Matt lived by a mantra while he was inside: 'you're only gay if you're the receiver.' Sure, he imposed some gayness onto others, but that doesn't count.

He said he's planning a return soon but he still has to obey certain conditions for a little while, so it might take a couple of weeks.

Raymondo · « **Reply #4 on:** **Today** at 10:42:42 AM »

Wahey!

Kwon · « **Reply #5 on:** **Today** at 10:48:15 AM »

WONDERFUL!

BB · « **Reply #6 on:** **Today** at 10:54:12 AM »

Oy vey, is Canada ready for the return of 6.45" of prison hardened, Jew hating Canning?.

Rambone · « **Reply #7 on:** **Today** at 11:24:59 AM »

Welcome home, Matt. We love you and missed you

IroNat · « **Reply #8 on:** **Today** at 11:30:39 AM »

Did Matt get any prison tats?

Will he be jacked from prison workouts?

WrongAdvices · « **Reply #9 on:** **Today** at 11:31:09 AM »

Looking forward to his return to further shame Hankins. Does his time away prevent him from visiting the US? I’ve heard sometimes a waiver is available. After seeing the goodwill brought by FIFA, I think there’s a good case for a North American return tour.

Rambone · « **Reply #10 on:** **Today** at 11:32:43 AM »

I wonder what Matt thinks of Mark Dugdale and his small cock

IroNat · « **Reply #11 on:** **Today** at 11:33:01 AM »

Trump should pardon Matt.

Van_Bilderass · « **Reply #12 on:** **Today** at 12:23:35 PM »

Hopefully Matt comes back on Getbig. He challenges me for the longest posts. I think I recall he took a break from this place even before he went to prison?

chaos · « **Reply #13 on:** **Today** at 12:28:39 PM »

Can he live up to the fanfare of the 6.45" rope slinger reputation?

Lartinos · « **Reply #14 on:** **Today** at 01:04:54 PM »

Do they have Subways in Prison?

MajorDomo · « **Reply #15 on:** **Today** at 02:27:43 PM »

Matt is a legend- hope he comes back.

Also hoping Goatboy, Flower, Medford and Chadwick return

Flexacon · « **Reply #16 on:** **Today** at 02:39:51 PM »

Quote from: IroNat on Today at 11:33:01 AM

Trump should pardon Matt.

Trump should takeover Canada and make Matt Prime Minister

Rambone · « **Reply #17 on:** **Today** at 03:08:26 PM »

Quote from: MajorDomo on Today at 02:27:43 PM

Matt is a legend- hope he comes back.

Also hoping Goatboy, Flower, Medford and Chadwick return

You forgot Roger Bacon and Lustral!

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #18 on:** **Today** at 03:15:35 PM »

PLEAMON???

Rambone · « **Reply #19 on:** **Today** at 03:18:08 PM »

Thunder Bay women’s groups are stocking up on pepper spray and rape whistles as we speak