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Awesome news! Those steel bars weren't strong enough to contain the mass of our Horny Prince Matt Canning. He's served his time, didn't have to do anything gay, and now he's back on the mean streets of Thunder Bay and ready to kill any pig stone dead if they dare to violate his rights again. Let's hear it for the boy.


HORNY PRINCE IS THE KING OF KANGZ!

CHECK OUT THOSE ARMS BROSEPH!
Very muscular and strong dude!
(Titanium body to be able to make those lifts)

MATT IS THE BEST
(He even has arab, asian and black friends)

Make Canada Great Again Matt!






We await your Return Dear Prince and King of Kangz!

MATT PLEAMON CANNING > LAKEHEAD UNIVERSITY



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Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
« Reply #1 on: Today at 10:24:12 AM »

Matt's parsh can't be tamed - a pulsing force of nature.
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« Reply #2 on: Today at 10:32:59 AM »
Awesome news! Those steel bars weren't strong enough to contain the mass of our Horny Prince Matt Canning. He's served his time, didn't have to do anything gay, and now he's back on the mean streets of Thunder Bay and ready to kill any pig stone dead if they dare to violate his rights again. Let's hear it for the boy.

That doesn't rule out him maybe doing something gay though. He didn't have to make and send a video of him shooting ropes to soggy old queers like Prime and Donny

I can see a shower scenario where a bunch of dudes saw his penor in a flacid state, tucked in and hidden by his pubes and then laugh at him. Next shower day he walks in with a raging 6.45" boner just to shut them up.

Also is he coming back on here?

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Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
« Reply #3 on: Today at 10:41:26 AM »
That doesn't rule out him maybe doing something gay though. He didn't have to send the video of him shooting ropes to soggy old queers like Prime and Donny

I can see a shower scenario where a bunch of dudes saw his penor in a flacid state, tucked in and hidden by his pubes and laugh at him. Next shower day he walks in with a raging 6.45" boner just to shut them up.

Also is he coming back on here?

Matt lived by a mantra while he was inside: 'you're only gay if you're the receiver.' Sure, he imposed some gayness onto others, but that doesn't count.

He said he's planning a return soon but he still has to obey certain conditions for a little while, so it might take a couple of weeks.

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Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
« Reply #4 on: Today at 10:42:42 AM »
Wahey!

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« Reply #5 on: Today at 10:48:15 AM »
WONDERFUL!
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Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
« Reply #6 on: Today at 10:54:12 AM »
Oy vey, is Canada ready for the return of 6.45" of prison hardened, Jew hating Canning?.

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« Reply #7 on: Today at 11:24:59 AM »
Welcome home, Matt. We love you and missed you

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Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
« Reply #8 on: Today at 11:30:39 AM »
Did Matt get any prison tats?

Will he be jacked from prison workouts?

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« Reply #9 on: Today at 11:31:09 AM »
Looking forward to his return to further shame Hankins. Does his time away prevent him from visiting the US?  I’ve heard sometimes a waiver is available. After seeing the goodwill brought by FIFA, I think there’s a good case for a North American return tour.

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« Reply #10 on: Today at 11:32:43 AM »
I wonder what Matt thinks of Mark Dugdale and his small cock

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« Reply #11 on: Today at 11:33:01 AM »
Trump should pardon Matt.

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« Reply #12 on: Today at 12:23:35 PM »
Hopefully Matt comes back on Getbig. He challenges me for the longest posts. I think I recall he took a break from this place even before he went to prison?

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« Reply #13 on: Today at 12:28:39 PM »
Can he live up to the fanfare of the 6.45" rope slinger reputation?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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« Reply #14 on: Today at 01:04:54 PM »
Do they have Subways in Prison?


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« Reply #15 on: Today at 02:27:43 PM »
Matt is a legend- hope he comes back.

Also hoping Goatboy, Flower, Medford and Chadwick return

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Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
« Reply #16 on: Today at 02:39:51 PM »
Trump should pardon Matt.

Trump should takeover Canada and make Matt Prime Minister

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« Reply #17 on: Today at 03:08:26 PM »
Matt is a legend- hope he comes back.

Also hoping Goatboy, Flower, Medford and Chadwick return

You forgot Roger Bacon and Lustral!

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Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
« Reply #18 on: Today at 03:15:35 PM »
PLEAMON???

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Re: The return of the Horny Prince: Matt Canning is a free man.
« Reply #19 on: Today at 03:18:08 PM »
Thunder Bay women’s groups are stocking up on pepper spray and rape whistles as we speak

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« Reply #20 on: Today at 04:03:40 PM »
Trump should takeover Canada and make Matt Prime Minister
Why not, he’s already Prime’s Rope Minister?

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« Reply #21 on: Today at 04:14:06 PM »
Thunder Bay women’s groups are stocking up on pepper spray and rape whistles as we speak

I'm hearing Matt bedded 8 autistic Inuits this week alone! If you hear howls of "Fish, fish, it's my favorite dish!" hide your daughters and wives, he's on the prowl.

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« Reply #22 on: Today at 04:27:04 PM »
I'm hearing Matt bedded 8 autistic Inuits this week alone! If you hear howls of "Fish, fish, it's my favorite dish!" hide your daughters and wives, he's on the prowl.

How I imagine the town’s welcome sign.

Welcome to Thunder Bay. Where it constantly smells like low tide.

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