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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2006, 05:44:43 AM »
“Actively seeking sponsors” or “available for sponsorship”  ;)
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2006, 05:50:47 AM »
This is one of the funniest thread I ever read..
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2006, 07:04:11 AM »
Quote from: onlyme on July 01, 2006, 03:52:59 AM
#15 The bank made a mistake

I am shocked that Shawn didn't delete this comment
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2006, 07:11:51 AM »
lol good one

Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on June 30, 2006, 08:06:50 PM
Lie #11 - "I'll win the Olympia"
Reality- "17th..oh crap!"

Guess who?
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2006, 07:13:02 AM »
#16 in the off season my team pursued ventures outside of bodybuilding
reality: my mom made me look for a job to continue living in her basement

#17 this year I trained for "es stet iks" and "si ma tree"
reality: I can't afford to buy higher levels of gear

#18 this year we decided to reach out to our fan and pursue organonmic marketing
reality: 240 gave me 50% off of his $300 website, and I gave him some "pictures" and let him "touch" for the rest

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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2006, 07:25:18 AM »
Hell. I was just gonna throw out there Flex Wheeler and his ninja story. HIIIIIIIII-YA!  ;D
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2006, 07:31:53 AM »
" I'm in the best shape of my life " contest day " Oh I peaked on Friday and I've been fighting a case of the Flu. "
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2006, 07:55:58 AM »
Quote from: SteelePegasus on July 01, 2006, 07:13:02 AM
#18 this year we decided to reach out to our fan and pursue organonmic marketing reality: 240 gave me 50% off of his $300 website, and I gave him some "pictures" and let him "touch" for the rest

sorry, that one only works for the fitness & figure competitors. 

But brilliant, nonetheless!!
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #33 on: July 01, 2006, 08:08:14 AM »
Quote from: Special Ed on June 30, 2006, 08:03:07 PM
TOP TEN LIST

Lie#7. Active social lives filled with charitable donations and volunteer work.
Reality: Every minute not spent in the gym is spent "reading what those getbig losers are saying about me"

Special "WeedOutTheEyelinerQueen" Ed

  You forgot the now classic "peanut gallery" reference. We are not losers, we are wimpy computer geeks from the peanut gallery that are bad for the sport.*

* - that is unless they buy the magazines that all pro's would kill to be in, buy tickets to the shows we compete in, buy our shitty supplements that we dont really take but we dont mind lying about for a couple of bucks, visit our websites and pay for overpriced t-shirts or pay ridiculous fees for autographs. those guys aren't wimpy, they are cool because they worship us.

 If you dont  believe then ask chick or his #1 fan Vince, they will clear this issue up for you.
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2006, 11:15:01 AM »
great post ed keep them coming
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2006, 11:25:34 AM »
I find it amusing that some of the goofs on this site who support bodybuilding by the very fact they are here turn around and bitch about it.  What kind of person does that make you?
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2006, 12:51:18 PM »
Good stuff.  Funniest thing I've read in a while.
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2006, 01:20:16 PM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on July 01, 2006, 11:50:58 AM
As long as I keep ordering my protein from AtLarge, why do you care?

Self-haters.
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2006, 01:24:36 PM »
Quote from: crc69 on July 01, 2006, 02:36:41 AM
Drugs are 98-99%.
See Levrone, Flex, Arnold, Haney, etc... without drugs : there are totally normal.

name one human being that is jacked without training or dieting

please tell me you aren't one of those naive gullible morons that believes guys like Herschel Walker who claim they hardly train or diet ::)

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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #39 on: July 01, 2006, 01:32:02 PM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on July 01, 2006, 01:24:36 PM
name one human being that is jacked without training or dieting

please tell me you aren't one of those naive gullible morons that believes guys like Herschel Walker who claim they hardly train or diet ::)

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defined jacked   andrea the giant was jacked and could move a fucking house      but i don't think thats what you have in mind
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #40 on: July 01, 2006, 01:34:16 PM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on July 01, 2006, 11:50:58 AM
As long as I keep ordering my protein from AtLarge, why do you care?
Oh, and you can say anything you want.  :)
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #41 on: July 01, 2006, 01:34:45 PM »
Quote from: dzulboy on July 01, 2006, 01:32:02 PM
  but i don't think thats what you have in mind

nope

jacked is noticably muscular while fully clothed with low bodyfat

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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #42 on: July 01, 2006, 01:43:57 PM »
Quote from: weedoutheweak on June 30, 2006, 08:52:19 PM
Awesome use of free time Ed! Yeah, you rock!  Sign your name in another funny way, that's always hysterical. 

How's the *Shut the f**k up and Train* thing working out for you chubby?


Awesome Ed..laughed my ass off :)
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #43 on: July 01, 2006, 07:23:17 PM »
Lie - "I was ON and ready to do battle, everyone who saw me said I was in the top three."

Reality - Only if there were only three in the show and one of them was Ken Jones.
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #44 on: July 02, 2006, 03:30:06 AM »
Quote from: Special Ed on June 30, 2006, 08:03:07 PM
TOP TEN LIST

Lie#1: Multi-million dollar endorsement deals.
Reality: $50,000 a year before taxes and loans from girlfriends plus additional $20,000 in gay-for-pay work.

Lie #2. "Near-Misses" for major movie roles.
Reality: "Hollywood Agent" won't even return your calls.

Lie#3: Huge retirement accounts and early retirement.
Reality: Penniless and looking to make a "comeback".

Lie #4. Owning MTV-Crib-like homes.
Reality: Renting IKEA-furnished apartments "near the beach".

Lie#5: Spanking new Hummers and Mercedes.
Reality: Leased or loaned vehicles pimped out with $30,000 in stereo, speaker, and rim upgrades.

Lie#6: Hugely profitable "side businesses".
Reality: Selling drugs to friends, family, and gymrats.

Lie#7. Active social lives filled with charitable donations and volunteer work.
Reality: Every minute not spent in the gym is spent "reading what those getbig losers are saying about me"

Lie#8: Writing magazine articles revealing training, diet, and supplement "secrets"
Reality: Approving ghost-written articles, laughing, and finding new injection spots.

Lie#9: Claiming drugs are only 2-3% of the picture.
Reality: Drugs are 97-98% of the picture.

Lie#10: Claiming to be "friends" with writers, promoters, supplement company owners, judges, and fellow competitors.
Reality: Everyone in the industry is a "taker" or "user" looking only to fatten either their wallet or ego at your expense.

Special "WeedOutTheEyelinerQueen" Ed

Meltdown?

Would a happy, secure person feel the need to write this?
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #45 on: July 02, 2006, 03:59:11 AM »
Classic post!  ;D
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #46 on: July 02, 2006, 07:55:00 AM »
Quote from: Bear on July 02, 2006, 03:30:06 AM
Meltdown?
Would a happy, secure person feel the need to write this?

IMO, a happy,. secure person could look at the sport and have a laugh at the many lies, deceptions, and image fonts that go on.  And yes, still be a fan.

The unhappy/insecure person would be the one who propagates these lies by blindly believing everything a pro says, no matter how unreasonable or straight unbelievable.
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #47 on: July 02, 2006, 08:08:06 AM »
Quote from: crc69 on July 01, 2006, 02:36:41 AM
Drugs are 98-99%.
See Levrone, Flex, Arnold, Haney, etc... without drugs : there are totally normal.
From my experience.That is wrong.The most important thing is genetic and mentality.I saw many guys using gears like pros and smaller than me...what a shame!And some are real monster without drug.I dont think Ronnie get under 220pounds if he does without gears.THE DUDE HAS GENETIC.
And when those guys(Levrone,flex...etc) quit using staffs,they dont eat and train also.But,even not trainning and eating,they are way musculer than normal guys. Beside,I saw several genetic monster who dont lift and look like lifting. I heard that Vic Richard was that case also.
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #48 on: July 02, 2006, 08:09:08 AM »
Quote from: kyomu on July 02, 2006, 08:08:06 AM
From my experience.That is wrong.The most important thing is genetic and mentality.I saw many guys using gears like pros and smaller than me...what a shame!And some are real monster without drug.I dont think Ronnie get under 220pounds if he does without gears.THE DUDE HAS GENETIC.
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Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #49 on: July 02, 2006, 08:13:46 AM »
Quote from: sgt. d on July 02, 2006, 08:03:24 AM
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