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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #100 on: July 23, 2006, 12:13:12 PM »
Quote from: onlyme on July 23, 2006, 11:15:25 AM
You forgot to put at the end "do the exact opposite of what I say".  Then it would explain your absoultely puny calves.  Keep up thedellusional work, you are catching up to Vince.
hahahahahahahaha.
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #101 on: July 23, 2006, 01:02:47 PM »
Quote from: onlyme on July 23, 2006, 11:15:25 AM
You forgot to put at the end "do the exact opposite of what I say".  Then it would explain your absoultely puny calves.  Keep up thedellusional work, you are catching up to Vince.

Keith.... what have you done ?!?!

Alexxx is probably in his bedroom right now, in the fetal position, looking at his shawn ray pictures and yelling at god: " WHY ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY AM I THE MOST HAIRY AND SKINNY CREATURE ON EARTH!!!!!!!!! "
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #102 on: July 23, 2006, 02:15:58 PM »
Quote from: pobrecito on July 23, 2006, 10:24:18 AM
19" calfs on a 5'4" frame...oh brother :D

...tell me about it, they looked ridiculous.

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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #103 on: July 23, 2006, 03:08:59 PM »
Quote from: alexxx on July 21, 2006, 02:55:58 PM
Bull! Calves stay big all the time. Think about it! You walk on your feet all day and that works them overtime.. Arnold has the top 5 best calves in history. Nobody matches that detail and definition.
alexxx???? platz, matarazzo, elsonbaty, yates, mike mentzer 5 pair that are better than ahnald.
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #104 on: July 23, 2006, 03:21:57 PM »
Quote from: jaejonna on July 20, 2006, 04:16:04 PM
calm down...


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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #105 on: July 23, 2006, 07:18:26 PM »
Quote from: delta9mda on July 23, 2006, 03:08:59 PM
alexxx???? platz, matarazzo, elsonbaty, yates, mike mentzer 5 pair that are better than ahnald.

bigger is not better!
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #106 on: July 23, 2006, 07:39:45 PM »
Quote from: alexxx on July 23, 2006, 07:18:26 PM
bigger is not better!



 Meltdown ::)
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #107 on: July 23, 2006, 07:42:20 PM »
Quote from: LuciusFox on July 23, 2006, 07:39:45 PM


 Meltdown ::)

Hey Lucius darling....








SHUT UP!


With good intentions,
Alexxx your champ :P
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #108 on: July 23, 2006, 07:46:39 PM »
Quote from: alexxx on July 23, 2006, 07:18:26 PM
bigger is not better!

Well you are kind of on your way to proving that, except you look like shit too and you're small.  So maybe you can go back to what you were doing before coming on Getbig, going to gay parties and being an Osama Bin Laden lookalike.  At least you were good at that.
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #109 on: July 23, 2006, 07:47:28 PM »
Quote from: onlyme on July 23, 2006, 07:46:39 PM
Well you are kind of on your way to proving that, except you look like shit too and you're small.  So maybe you can go back to what you were doing before coming on Getbig, going to gay parties and being an Osama Bin Laden lookalike.  At least you were good at that.
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #110 on: July 23, 2006, 07:52:18 PM »
Quote from: onlyme on July 23, 2006, 07:46:39 PM
Well you are kind of on your way to proving that, except you look like shit too and you're small.  So maybe you can go back to what you were doing before coming on Getbig, going to gay parties and being an Osama Bin Laden lookalike.  At least you were good at that.

Kieth man.

If I am on my way to proving something that how can I not be on my way proving something? Thats a rhetorical question. Look up rhetorical in the dicktionary.

Kieth with all the gay jokes you make how do you consider yourself on a scale of 1 to gay? If I remember right you're a crossgender type of fellow right? With a gay stash under his nose.

I hope I didn'e make you cry,
Peace and much love to you and the rest of the teletubies,
Alexxx
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #111 on: July 23, 2006, 07:54:12 PM »
Quote from: alexxx on July 23, 2006, 07:52:18 PM
Kieth man.

If I am on my way to proving something that how can I not be on my way proving something? Thats a rhetorical question. Look up rhetorical in the dicktionary.

Kieth with all the gay jokes you make how do you consider yourself on a scale of 1 to gay? If I remember right you're a crossgender type of fellow right? With a gay stash under his nose.

I hope I didn'e make you cry,
Peace and much love to you and the rest of the teletubies,
Alexxx
onlyme could bench press your current max when he was 8.
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #112 on: July 23, 2006, 07:56:14 PM »
Quote from: sarcasm on July 23, 2006, 07:54:12 PM
onlyme could bench press your current max when he was 8.

I'm sure you can vouch for onlyme's "pressing" records.
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #113 on: July 23, 2006, 07:58:26 PM »
Quote from: alexxx on July 23, 2006, 07:52:18 PM
Kieth man.

If I am on my way to proving something that how can I not be on my way proving something? Thats a rhetorical question. Look up rhetorical in the dicktionary.
Alexxx
This word. It does not mean what you think it means, Einstein.  ::)
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #114 on: July 23, 2006, 10:18:52 PM »
Your sister must be butch...


...and she probably slaps you around.
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #115 on: July 24, 2006, 04:27:18 AM »
Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on July 20, 2006, 04:11:17 PM
Ronnie in 1997 for christs-sake thats why when someone said he used something in them that stroy may have some validity to it .

So you're saying they're quite big now?
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #116 on: July 24, 2006, 04:36:26 AM »
Quote from: alexxx on July 21, 2006, 03:46:54 PM
Hey ass rapee, everybody knows where I train so why don't you show up you stupid heiko reject!

If this fight ever goes down, would either of you feed each other a couple of meals in between punches
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #117 on: July 24, 2006, 05:09:44 AM »
Tha's funny........I was walking on Mass ave. in Boston yesterday afternoon and was amazed of how many white chicks in shorts with AMAZING calves!!!
I mean even the skinier ones have bigger and better calves than the IFBB pro b.b.....
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #118 on: July 24, 2006, 07:06:37 AM »
Quote from: alexxx on July 23, 2006, 07:56:14 PM
I'm sure you can vouch for onlyme's "pressing" records.

got insecurities?

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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #119 on: July 24, 2006, 11:00:09 AM »
Quote from: delta9mda on July 23, 2006, 03:08:59 PM
alexxx???? platz, matarazzo, elsonbaty, yates, mike mentzer 5 pair that are better than ahnald.

James Demelo had 22" calves
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #120 on: July 24, 2006, 12:36:46 PM »
Bigger than guy as well


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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #121 on: July 24, 2006, 12:57:47 PM »
Here's how I imagine it played out...

Alexxx: [sticks his head in his sister's room] Hey, sis.

Alexxx's sister: [tweaking her MySpace profile] I'm busy. What do you want?

Alexxx: Let me measure your calves.

Alexxx's sister: Ewww! What's wrong with you?

Alexxx: I just want to make a point on getbig.

Alexxx's sister: "getbig"?

Alexxx: Yeah, it's a website about bodybuilding.

Alexxx's sister: Does that have anything to do with that time you were taking pictures of yourself in your underwear?

Alexxx: Well, sort of.

Alexxx's sister: Oh, gross! Just get out.

Alexxx: I will. Just let me measure your calves. I've got the tape measure. It will just take a second.

Alexxx's sister: Why would I let you measure my calves?

Alexxx: So I can post on getbig how they're bigger than those of so-called professional bodybuilders.

Alexxx's sister: Are you insane? Why not post that I have a big butt while you're at it?

Alexxx: Well, bodybuilders don't really want big gluteal muscles. So it wouldn't be as cutting a put down. And I mean to brutally own those so-called pros.

Alexxx's sister: MOOOMMM!! Alexxx won't get out of my room!!
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #122 on: July 24, 2006, 01:03:57 PM »
PArt Deux....


Alexxx: My what nice calves you have , whats up here
Alexxx's Sister: Alexxx, thats my privates...not allowed remember
Alexxx: Lets keep it in the family
Alexxx's Dad: Alexxx Goddammit, what are you doing?
Alexxx: Just doing what you did to me like twenty minutes ago
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #123 on: July 24, 2006, 01:20:26 PM »
Quote from: jaejonna on July 24, 2006, 01:03:57 PM
PArt Deux....


Alexxx: My what nice calves you have , whats up here
Alexxx's Sister: Alexxx, thats my privates...not allowed remember
Alexxx: Lets keep it in the family
Alexxx's Dad: Alexxx Goddammit, what are you doing?
Alexxx: Just doing what you did to me like twenty minutes ago
;D ;D ;D
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Re: CALVES LMAO!!!!!!
« Reply #124 on: July 24, 2006, 03:27:55 PM »
Quote from: UK Gold on July 24, 2006, 01:20:26 PM
;D ;D ;D

ahh man, who needs diuretics,,, if i could laugh like that i'd piss out all my body water out before a show! ;D :o ;D :o ;D
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