Author Topic: protein farts (Read 5578 times)

Kegdrainer · « **on:** July 21, 2006, 09:47:03 AM »

stinking up my cubicle. Anyone else got the farts?

Karl Kox · « **Reply #1 on:** July 21, 2006, 09:48:15 AM »

o ya love the protein farts. Sometimes I like to fart in a cup then smell it.

RJB · « **Reply #2 on:** July 21, 2006, 09:49:07 AM »

Quote from: Karl Kox on July 21, 2006, 09:48:15 AM

o ya love the protein farts. Sometimes I like to fart in a cup then smell it.

I seal them in mason jars and then smell them weeks later.

wood · « **Reply #3 on:** July 21, 2006, 09:49:40 AM »

lof'inl...

i feel self conscious when a chick walks up to my cube b/c i know i've been floatin' air biscuits...

HUGEPECS · « **Reply #4 on:** July 21, 2006, 09:59:29 AM »

Quote from: wood on July 21, 2006, 09:49:40 AM

lof'inl...

i feel self conscious when a chick walks up to my cube b/c i know i've been floatin' air biscuits...

can't stand this part of protein drinks....lol

anvil · « **Reply #5 on:** July 21, 2006, 09:59:55 AM »

Yesterday I had MAJOR fart action going on. I hate the cubicle life sometimes.

Karl Kox · « **Reply #6 on:** July 21, 2006, 10:46:00 AM »

I don't work in a cube I work in large crowds of people and I usually blame it on someone Else

migizi · « **Reply #7 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:28:11 AM »

There's this gay/deaf co-worker that lets out some audibles,,,in front of some of my women co-workers. They got fed up. Yesterday and put a sign on his computer. "stop farting by our desks !!!! you don't have to hear a fart when it's coming"....Oh God that was so funny. He made some kind of audible sound that sounded like a wookie when he found it.

onlyme · « **Reply #8 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:43:56 AM »

I never forget the fart I did by the water faucet at the Gold's Gym on Sahara and Decatur. Absolutely an awrd winning fart and smell. I sweat I was crying cause I was laughing so hard watching people walk by the faucet and seeing their faces. It was unreal how bad and how lon and far that smell spread. Of all the thousands of farts I have done in my life that one is the best ever. I swear the faces were hilarious.

Hulkster · « **Reply #9 on:** July 21, 2006, 02:20:25 PM »

Quote

Of all the thousands of farts I have done in my life that one is the best ever.

only thousands?

hmph.

Amateur

Mars · « **Reply #10 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:26:41 AM »

Quote from: onlyme on July 21, 2006, 11:43:56 AM

I never forget the fart I did by the water faucet at the Gold's Gym on Sahara and Decatur. Absolutely an awrd winning fart and smell. I sweat I was crying cause I was laughing so hard watching people walk by the faucet and seeing their faces. It was unreal how bad and how lon and far that smell spread. Of all the thousands of farts I have done in my life that one is the best ever. I swear the faces were hilarious.

Haha.

gatrainer · « **Reply #11 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:35:06 AM »

Nothing better than at the end of your workout at the gym or even in a room of crowded people to crop dust the whole place and then turn around and enjoy your work by watching the looks on people's faces.

NOthing like a good crop dusting!

Always Sore · « **Reply #12 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:57:57 AM »

i like the strain farts, your working out in a crowded gym and forcing out a last rep and BRAAAAAAP you trumpet the end of your set look around and say stupidly "now thats intensity".

gatrainer · « **Reply #13 on:** July 22, 2006, 06:13:48 AM »

Quote from: Always Sore on July 22, 2006, 05:57:57 AM

i like the strain farts, your working out in a crowded gym and forcing out a last rep and BRAAAAAAP you trumpet the end of your set look around and say stupidly "now thats intensity".

kinda the same trumpet sound when you are sitting in a booth at a restaurant....you know..the booth with the plastic type seats?

anvil · « **Reply #14 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:59:59 AM »

Quote from: gatrainer on July 22, 2006, 06:13:48 AM

kinda the same trumpet sound when you are sitting in a booth at a restaurant....you know..the booth with the plastic type seats?

I was at a pizza joint a few years ago sitting in a booth with a seat like that... well, no one was around so I decided to blast a huge one because that vinyl amplifies the sound really well. At the last moment, I thought "why not just make it bare ass, then it will REALLY be loud!" So I pull down my pants and blast an award-winning explosion bare-assed on that vinyl seat that would make anyone proud. I speak of that moment with pride to this day.

gatrainer · « **Reply #15 on:** July 24, 2006, 07:35:15 AM »

Quote from: anvil on July 24, 2006, 06:59:59 AM

I was at a pizza joint a few years ago sitting in a booth with a seat like that... well, no one was around so I decided to blast a huge one because that vinyl amplifies the sound really well. At the last moment, I thought "why not just make it bare ass, then it will REALLY be loud!" So I pull down my pants and blast an award-winning explosion bare-assed on that vinyl seat that would make anyone proud. I speak of that moment with pride to this day.

Its nice when you can laugh at yourself...isnt it? I guess you fogged up that vinyl seat pretty good
Another great moment not caught on tape!

anvil · « **Reply #16 on:** July 24, 2006, 07:47:41 AM »

I hope not, for all I know it may be on youtube.com

phyxsius · « **Reply #17 on:** July 24, 2006, 08:07:28 AM »

This is what happened to me on farts

gatrainer · « **Reply #18 on:** July 24, 2006, 08:58:47 AM »

IronGame · « **Reply #19 on:** July 24, 2006, 09:24:08 AM »

Quote from: onlyme on July 21, 2006, 11:43:56 AM

I never forget the fart I did by the water faucet at the Gold's Gym on Sahara and Decatur. Absolutely an awrd winning fart and smell. I sweat I was crying cause I was laughing so hard watching people walk by the faucet and seeing their faces. It was unreal how bad and how lon and far that smell spread. Of all the thousands of farts I have done in my life that one is the best ever. I swear the faces were hilarious.

DUDE! I did exactly the same thing. In my old gym there was a waterfountain beside the door to the men's locker room. When I came out, I ripped a sweet one. I quickly walked to the other side of the room by the Smith machine. About that time, a guy came out of the locker room. He did a couple of side to side twists and then bent over to take a drink. I saw him grimmace, and I read his lips when he said "something is fuckin' rotten". Then he smelled of the water! I was laughing my ass off!!

Polartec · « **Reply #20 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:23:35 PM »