Lee Priest - Which fitness girls are you after?

[Oliver Klaushof]

HAHA ok "Oliver" your the kind of man who invites his male "friends" round for a "boys" night only and insists they watch Legends of the fall again because of the "amazing" story while cuddled up under the blanket together naked to "preserve" bodyheat oh brother what a fag

hahaha that's pretty weak. Anyway....

db2431, I bet you're the kind of guy that won a private screening of brokeback mountain in downtown SanFrancisco after listening to the local smooth Jazz station, and you went there in your Groucho Marx fake nose and mustache, and yellow raincoat and said to yourself, "I'm not gay, this is a critically acclaimed movie by award winning director Ang Lee with mainstream appeal." as your hand slipped down your pants hahahaha gayer than garlic bread

[Army of One]

hahaha that's pretty weak. Anyway....

db2431, I bet you're the kind of guy that won a private screening of brokeback mountain in downtown SanFrancisco after listening to the local smooth Jazz station, and you went there in your Groucho Marx fake nose and mustache, and yellow raincoat and said to yourself, "I'm not gay, this is a critically acclaimed movie by award winning director Ang Lee with mainstream appeal." as your hand slipped down your pants hahahaha gayer than garlic bread

lame..
Oliver your the kind of guy who when your beard girlfriend asks you if you want to try anal , you bend over then pretend you were picking something up when she asks you what you were doing haha oh brother what a fag

[Oliver Klaushof]

"db2431" is the kind of "man" that goes to the Mulatto dildo emporium and returns a 16 " mulatto dildo, and when the fag working the counter says, "sir, what's wrong with it? Why are you so upset?" "db2431 starts slamming it on the counter as he screams, "I explicitly stated in my ordering instructions when I placed it on lay-away, I wanted a 24 INCH mulatto dildo, this will never  work!!!!!! What's a bottom bitch gotta do around here for some 24 inch mulatto cock?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

hahaahaha gayer than Liberace's piano auctioned off on ebay

[Army of One]

"Oliver Klaushof" hahaha I bet your the kind of guy who buys extra thin toilet paper so his fingers "accidently" slip through the paper and up his ass while wiping and reading "Freddie Mercury, my private side" with Little Richard's greatest Hits playing in the background, oh brother what a fag

[Oliver Klaushof]

1/5

ahem,

"db2431" is the sort of little bottom bitch that joins up as the water boy for the Olympic swim team, and says to the athletes, "say you bronze gods, you can't compete in those swim trunks, clinging so smooth to glistening buttocks ever so tight, shining under the summer sunlight, with big veiny cocks sticking all about. I'll have to suck you off, there's simply no other option I can conceive of!"

So when he's rolled into the hospital a few hours later, he's pulled out of anesthesia after having 40 gallons of semen pumped from his stomach. When asked by the doctors why he did it, "db2431" says, "I'll do anything for my team!!!!! Go team Nigeria!!!!!!!!"

[sarcasm]

db2431!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your insolence won't be tolerated, hahahaha, i'll bet you're the type of 'guy' who buys a house in a neighborhood where a big musclebear UPS driver delivers and then proceed to order Romancing the Bone and Bottom Boys Go Wild from Gay Porn Express and on the day that it's supposed to be delivered you put on your ballgag, leather g-string and leather face mask and then answer the door and say, "oh....hi there stud....i was wondering when you were going to show up with my "movies", wanna come in and have some fun?" hahahaha, gayer than 8 grain bread.

[Oliver Klaushof]

hahahahaha yes, Sarcasm that's exactly the kind of  little bottom bitch "db2431"  is hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*&!*!_*!
gayer than three-cheese pizza

[Bones]

Lol no, I read that. He says she is latin several times. I'm Persian. Honestly I don't know who the guy is, plus using a strap on on guys is not my thing. 

MK

  Let's hope that it isn't Lee's thing

[sgt. d]

why does every thread with sarcasm in it, turn into ppl calling each other gay

[Theoak*]

Good luck lee, remember to use protection. Fitness chicks like these have a name for being passed around.

[honest]

Her turban headed parents are going to love this.

First she embarasses them in the muslim world by walking around naked half the time then she brings home a tattooed midget.

Oh Allah give me strength.

[Bones]

Sarcasm - are you saying that Hitler would have used Gunter for breeding?

Time for me to invest in a pair of Aldo shoes. 

[Kwon]

Yes it was fun .Hi Mercedes hope you had fun

Nice one

[Kwon]

Well Mercedes Khani came to visit we had a nice time .

How long did the visit last?

[Kwon]

So...are you and Ms Benz an item?  You've just been beating around the bush getting these guys going...and she is saying on other thread it's more like a friend.  riding shot gun or actually driving.

Rascaldog_fan and Brooklyn won't approve!

[Ronnie Rep]

Nice thread bump Kwan. Never saw it before. Didn't know Lee got to test drive Mercedes.

[_bruce_]

"db2431" is the kind of "man" that goes to the Mulatto dildo emporium and returns a 16 " mulatto dildo, and when the fag working the counter says, "sir, what's wrong with it? Why are you so upset?" "db2431 starts slamming it on the counter as he screams, "I explicitly stated in my ordering instructions when I placed it on lay-away, I wanted a 24 INCH mulatto dildo, this will never  work!!!!!! What's a bottom bitch gotta do around here for some 24 inch mulatto cock?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

hahaahaha gayer than Liberace's piano auctioned off on ebay

 

[falco]

Real midgets dont kiss and tell.

[AusBB]

Real midgets dont kiss and tell.

Maybe its karma then that Lee is now stuck in bumfuck newcastle selling his trophies and starting gofundme's to pay his rent these days.