My Top Five Favorite Kelly Ryan Interview Quotes
1. "Brenda!" she said, "you don't even have a wrinkle and your face is so smooth! How are you doing? You look wonderful!"
Comment: Monster self-serving quote. I remember one time Kelly told me, "Ed!" she said, "You're hung like a horse and you can go for hours and give a woman incredible orgasms just by putting the tip in."
2.Kelly just got moved into her own cell and she calls it her own little "meditating closet".
Comment: I can see it now...Bravo presents "Meditation Closets by Design"
3. Craig and Kelly requested bail and were turned down. Kelly sees this as a blessing...
Comment: It is a blessing because lord knows who they would have killed next...
4. Kelly leads about 30 women each evening during their free time outside in the exercise area through a series of workout sets.
Comment: Can an Oxygen TV new prison workout show be far behind?
5. Her mother died of a heart condition. Perhaps this is why Kelly has had this desire to stay so ultra fit for so long.
Comment: Nine out of ten cardiologists prescribe heroin, nubain, and methamphetamines for patients with congential heart defects.
Special "If I'm Ryan, I'm Lyin'" Ed
Funny dude, very funny, but it just hit me, could it be Brenda was making a parody of the whole thing, could it be that she tricked Kelly into this interview to make a fool of her. The whole interview seems like a skit from Mad TV or SNL..hmmmmm, maybe we have been owned.