Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!

[tommywishbone]

Delusion is a wonderful thing, as long as she thinks she's the next Katie Couric who are we to criticize.

Do you think she's actually capable of reading the comments on this board?

Corrected.

I'm just kidding Sugartits.

[Tre]

Delusion is a wonderful thing, as long as she thinks she's the next Katie Couric who are we to criticize.

Do you think she's actually reading the comments on this board?

She may not be reading them, but you know there are probably a half-a-dozen folks who can't wait to tell her what sort of 'reviews' she's getting today. 

Are the bodybuilding.com people thinking, "God, what have we done?"

[xpac2]

She (and bodybuilding.com) HAD to be called out for this ridiculous piece of 'journalism'. 

Living in southern California, though, I have a feeling that she's very proud of herself this morning and feels that GetBiggers just don't understand.

Keep leaving feedback in visitor reviews.

[tweeter]

It has her email address at the bottom of the article...Divabrendakell y@aol.com; we should let her know what we think of her article

[tommywishbone]

It has her email address at the bottom of the article...Divabrendakell y@aol.com; we should let her know what we think of her article

Make sure to include 6-7 pictures of yourself in the email.

[ieffinhatecardio]

It has her email address at the bottom of the article...Divabrendakell y@aol.com; we should let her know what we think of her article

Diva? And the hits just keep on coming. This plastic surgery addict couldn't be anymore pathetic if her name was Tonya Harding.

[tweeter]

Make sure to include 6-7 pictures of yourself in the email.

Thats a good idea. I'll make sure to take some vanity shots of myself typing the email.

[LLES]

I like how she naturally assumed since CT didn't come on to her(he wouldn't dare pass her up) that those stories may not be true. No wonder Chick choked her out.Brenda's looking as scary as Bethany Howlett.

[Butterbean]

Hey! When I went to visit Craig, he didn't mention my smooth wrinkle-free skin.  Maybe I don't have smooth wrinkle-free skin? I'm a failure.

Sorry to hear that Pruneface

[ribonucleic]

I'm sure we can all agree that the article was shite. But let's keep it in perspective: this isn't Oriana Fallaci we're talking about here. It's a fitness zombie eking out a few bucks on the side to pay for her next set of breast implants.

There was never any chance that Kelly would address the case - even on the level of proclaiming her innocence. At least we picked up a few tidbits about life in the County slam. So quit yer bitchin'.

[Special Ed]

I'm sure we can all agree that the article was shite. But let's keep it in perspective: this isn't Oriana Fallaci we're talking about here. It's a fitness zombie eking out a few bucks on the side to pay for her next set of breast implants.

There was never any chance that Kelly would address the case - even on the level of proclaiming her innocence. At least we picked up a few tidbits about life in the County slam. So quit yer bitchin'.

I agree, but I think an interview with her tits along with some photos would have given me more insight into the case.

Special "Hard-Hitting Newsman" Ed

[HERACLES]

hahahahaha, typical fitness bimbo skank making the whole story about herself, look at the pics of her posing and smiling in front of the jail sign, priceless.

hahaha..yes, yeeeesss, sarcasm...classic cumdumpster.. haha..look at her posing ...what a fuking tool

[sarcasm]

hahahaha, she doesn't even TRY to hide the fact that it's all about her and her "career".

[ribonucleic]

hahahaha, she doesn't even TRY to hide the fact that it's all about her and her "career".

Kelly can't be too choosy about her "friends" these days.

[Gordon_Gekko]

It has her email address at the bottom of the article...Divabrendakell y@aol.com; we should let her know what we think of her article

I'll send her an in-depth review of her article, which will mostly consist of various nude shots of myself, along with a detailed, namedrop-filled biography and resume.

[buffalo]

*****We talked girl talk about skin and hair. She said she loved my highlights and stood up to show me how healthy and full her hair was. I was astounded! I had never seen Kelly's hair so luxurious and long! It was beautiful. I told her so and she went on to say she had not felt so healthy in years. Kelly also commented on the smoothness of the skin on my face.

"Brenda!" she said, "you don't even have a wrinkle and your face is so smooth! How are you doing? You look wonderful!"*****

Oh my God...I could spend the next 8 hours just sitting here picking apart this interview from start to finish..I have decided that I will just say ..."no fucking comment about the whole piece of crap"

[buffalo]

Bob would have b.itch slapped Titus, Titus was great at sucker punching people but when someone is ready he's a p.ussy.

agree 100%

Chick would have put an East Coast beat down on Craig's sucka punchin ass

[tommywishbone]

I'll send her an in-depth review of her article, which will mostly consist of various nude shots of myself, along with a detailed, namedrop-filled biography and resume.

  madness!

[Slick Vic]

It kills me the way Brenda Kelly poses in front of the detention center like she's at some photo shoot on the beach or something.

[Praetor Fenix]

Good prose. Varied.

"Kelly told me that virtually no one has come to visit her from the industry except Monica Brant. Kelly said they prayed together the whole time. Monica is an angel."

"Kelly was radiant with an inner light that shone even across the monitor screen. Kelly looked wonderful actually and wore glasses that were becoming to her although I had never seen her in them."

Kelly _______.
Kelly _______.
Kelly _______.

Unbeknownst to most, I had the privilege of proof-reading and revising her first draft.

[torquemada]

Good prose. Varied.

"Kelly told me that virtually no one has come to visit her from the industry except Monica Brant. Kelly said they prayed together the whole time. Monica is an angel."

"Kelly was radiant with an inner light that shone even across the monitor screen. Kelly looked wonderful actually and wore glasses that were becoming to her although I had never seen her in them."

Kelly _______.
Kelly _______.
Kelly _______.

Unbeknownst to most, I had the privilege of proof-reading and revising her first draft.

LMFAO

[nycbull]

My Top Five Favorite Kelly Ryan Interview Quotes

1. "Brenda!" she said, "you don't even have a wrinkle and your face is so smooth! How are you doing? You look wonderful!"
Comment: Monster self-serving quote. I remember one time Kelly told me, "Ed!" she said, "You're hung like a horse and you can go for hours and give a woman incredible orgasms just by putting the tip in."
2.Kelly just got moved into her own cell and she calls it her own little "meditating closet".
Comment: I can see it now...Bravo presents "Meditation Closets by Design"
3. Craig and Kelly requested bail and were turned down. Kelly sees this as a blessing...
Comment: It is a blessing because lord knows who they would have killed next...
4. Kelly leads about 30 women each evening during their free time outside in the exercise area through a series of workout sets.
Comment: Can an Oxygen TV new prison workout show be far behind?
5. Her mother died of a heart condition. Perhaps this is why Kelly has had this desire to stay so ultra fit for so long.
Comment: Nine out of ten cardiologists prescribe heroin, nubain, and methamphetamines for patients with congential heart defects.

Special "If I'm Ryan, I'm Lyin'" Ed

Funny dude, very funny, but it just hit me, could it be Brenda was making a parody of the whole thing, could it be that she tricked Kelly into this interview to make a fool of her. The whole interview seems like a skit from Mad TV or SNL..hmmmmm, maybe we have been owned.

[The Freakshow]

Jesus must spend a lot of time in jail...everyone seems to find him there!

Sometimes people need to hit rock bottom before they even try to read the Bible.

When everything is going good in life, we tend to think we can make it on our own.

[sarcasm]

Jesus must spend a lot of time in jail...everyone seems to find him there!

hahahahaha, Chick doesn't crack a whole lot of funny stuff but this is a gem, i almost spit out my food.

[xpac2]

Funny dude, very funny, but it just hit me, could it be Brenda was making a parody of the whole thing, could it be that she tricked Kelly into this interview to make a fool of her. The whole interview seems like a skit from Mad TV or SNL..hmmmmm, maybe we have been owned.

That would involve a fitness chick having brains and we all know that isn't possible.