Are you saying I look mafiesk?
You just don't look like wop from Northern Italy, must be negroid gene's that were passed along after the moores conquered Sicily in the 9th century.
You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by black's.
It's a fact. Sicilians have black blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And the moors were blacks. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes (Like your bleached self). But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that negroid gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were black. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was fucked by a black, and had a half-black kid. That is a fact.
Now tell me, am I lyin'?