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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2006, 01:47:30 PM »
Quote from: Faust on September 01, 2006, 01:40:08 PM
The Brits are probably the worst.

I remember a football player that was set up. A hot blonde seduced him and while they were humping at her flat pictures were taken from across the street.

Now that's gotta hurt ...

Was he married?
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2006, 01:47:50 PM »
okay, i give in.  maybe he's bi.  he's probably experimented.  I figure most men do.

But does he still have that lovely wife and family
or has he given all that up & this is his new boyfriend?

oh hang on, he's into that scientology too, isn't he?  perhaps that explains everything.
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2006, 01:52:56 PM »
but russian men and french men and most arabs kiss each other, don't they?
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2006, 01:55:36 PM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on September 01, 2006, 01:52:56 PM
but russian men and french men and most arabs kiss each other, don't they?

Yes, and they are all queers.
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2006, 01:58:21 PM »
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2006, 02:01:06 PM »
heeeheee yeah, you're maybe right.

gotta go.  the American version of Ali G is on telly.  Can't wait to see this.


back later
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I still think Travolta is all man.
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2006, 02:01:45 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on September 01, 2006, 01:47:30 PM
Was he married?

Probably, i dunno exactly. Either married or a hot gf. All those footballers in England seem to, even those who are uglier than my dog's ass.

It was Adrian Mutu, romanian player. His site says something about  a sex-scandal, a divorce, a police chase and he got busted for cocaine use as well.

He's a good guy in my book.
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2006, 02:04:21 PM »
Quote from: Faust on September 01, 2006, 02:01:45 PM
Probably, i dunno exactly. Either married or a hot gf. All those footballers in England seem to, even those who are uglier than my dog's ass.

It was Adrian Mutu, romanian player. His site says something about  a sex-scandal, a divorce, a police chase and he got busted for cocaine use as well.

He's a good guy in my book.

hahaha, he sounds like one.
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2006, 02:12:09 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on September 01, 2006, 02:04:21 PM
hahaha, he sounds like one.
http://www.atac-online.ro/paparazzi/foto/mutu.php

Haha, i even found some pics. These were probably the "printable" ones.
She had some big tits, looks like she only gave a bj. From what these pics tell...

Must be pretty harsh to see your ass when you buy your newspaper two days later,  ;D.
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2006, 02:38:40 PM »
Travolta is a scientology loonatic.

I don't care for him anymore, and if he wants to smoke some pole, so be it.

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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2006, 02:39:40 PM »
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2006, 02:42:00 PM »
and he was a great dancer (never forget

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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #37 on: September 01, 2006, 02:53:16 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on September 01, 2006, 01:47:30 PM
Was he married?

he was married for a good 20 years to the same woman.  Kelly or something.  some model.  Is he still?  (no news of Travolta here, or i've missed him because I'm reading the real news... 

How old is he, he's gotta be older than me, no?  Like 10 years.  He's 55 or more.  So what does a middle aged man look like or do?


Ali G is on now xL  what is scientology? don't tell me.  saturday night fever tomorrow.
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #38 on: September 01, 2006, 03:29:44 PM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on September 01, 2006, 11:29:17 AM
I'll stick up for Travolta.  I've always liked him (even as he gets old and fat.

Isn't he catholic and italian or something?  Don't all catholics and italians kiss like that?


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Not on the lips!
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #39 on: September 01, 2006, 03:31:56 PM »
Quote from: Always Sore on September 01, 2006, 12:22:31 PM
no shit we are the land of everything bad...freaking british have pag 3 girls and the cannes film fest in france is a photo jockey nightmare but its all our fault..bullshit.

It seems like America is everybodys favorite scapegoat. Can't any country but the USA take any responsibility for the worlds ills?
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #40 on: September 01, 2006, 03:33:25 PM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on September 01, 2006, 01:47:50 PM
okay, i give in.  maybe he's bi.  he's probably experimented.  I figure most men do.


Uh, no. most men don't. ::)
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #41 on: September 01, 2006, 03:46:45 PM »
Quote from: bmacsys on September 01, 2006, 03:29:44 PM
Not on the lips!

i just watched the ali g show from america.  in his kurdish persona he kisses and hugs everyone.  & tries to on the lips.  it was funny.  he did the gay act too, with a bible basher from the mid west.  Brilliant.  Look, I kiss everyone two or three times in the air. 
moi moi. xL

Has Travolta ever played a gay man?  No. He's always done straight acts.

& I think your front-page news is an old fat family man greeting a good friend or his brother.  He's ill-advised to do it that way and I'm sure he won't again.
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #42 on: September 01, 2006, 04:05:47 PM »
Quote from: bmacsys on September 01, 2006, 03:31:56 PM
It seems like America is everybodys favorite scapegoat. Can't any country but the USA take any responsibility for the worlds ills?

hello???
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #43 on: September 01, 2006, 04:08:31 PM »
Quote from: bmacsys on September 01, 2006, 03:33:25 PM
Uh, no. most men don't. ::)

i've done a poll on this topic.  most boys get groped at age 9 by their priest or teacher.  then they...  join the army.   

it's okay.  go ask your friends. xL

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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #44 on: September 01, 2006, 04:16:20 PM »
tell me no man ever groped you.  or tried to kiss you on the lips

sorry again
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(honest, I've asked this a lot.  I've asked so many men.  I find this fascinating.

Most men have had a kiss or an unwanted grope (or an incident) with another man.
Boarding school.  Teachers and priests.  Jail.  Hollywood... Whatever.

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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #45 on: September 01, 2006, 04:27:30 PM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on September 01, 2006, 04:16:20 PM
tell me no man ever groped you.  or tried to kiss you on the lips

sorry again
xL

(honest, I've asked this a lot.  I've asked so many men.  I find this fascinating.

Most men have had a kiss or an unwanted grope (or an incident) with another man.
Boarding school.  Teachers and priests.  Jail.  Hollywood... Whatever.



You have some real issues you have to deal with. ::)
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #46 on: September 01, 2006, 04:35:21 PM »
what?  you still think i'm a man?

I'm talking about lovely Johnny Travolta puckering up to his best mate.

I also thought I'd mention the fact that most men have had a homo affair.  sorry. 

I'm sure Travolta isn't gay though.  One punch don't make no fight.  It's a learning curve.  I'm not judging, just commenting on facts.


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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #47 on: September 01, 2006, 04:54:32 PM »
can i tell this story?  it was nice. 


(I'm sorry, i'm sure it's nasty for a young boy when his teacher or priest goes for his willy


I was at a party and this woman was trying to pick me up. 

She pulled down her jeans and had Linda tattooed on her ass.
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i'm getting a travolta tat.  he kisses lovely.
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #48 on: September 01, 2006, 06:09:05 PM »
looks like he's grabbing for something
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Re: John Travolta pwned
« Reply #49 on: September 01, 2006, 06:56:49 PM »
the bannister.


you morphed his hand, no?
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