Author Topic: Sarcasm has been called out by Matt Duvall! (Read 22594 times)

gtbro1 · « **Reply #225 on:** September 17, 2006, 09:43:10 PM »

What thread did Matt post this challenge? I have never seen him on here.

siouxcountry · « **Reply #226 on:** September 17, 2006, 10:17:35 PM »

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What thread did Matt post this challenge? I have never seen him on here.

The link is in the first post of this thread.

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #227 on:** September 18, 2006, 05:38:16 AM »

Quote from: HERACLES on September 15, 2006, 02:31:20 PM

Hey shifted shapes, have any pics of your impressive, massive 145 physique? Seriously show us. You said you can deadlift 500 @ 145, so im assuming yu look like a beast, right?

lol, mass monsters that dead lift 500+ for reps don't post pics.

come on herc, you should know this by now.

Woten · « **Reply #228 on:** September 18, 2006, 08:25:41 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on September 15, 2006, 03:40:14 PM

i could have told you that, he's a chickenshit, i would destroy him in the gym and in the ring.

Sarcasm, are you implying that Duval is the type of guy that ~~fucking loves~~ likes to use public toilets whilst dressed in spunk drenched stockings (cheap, torn with ladders etc) and piss soaked stilettos, and whilst using said toilets likes to call out to the other ~~cock hungry~~ patrons with a cry of: 'could somebody please help me? I'm not gay or anything but yesterday I did too many arm curls, and consequently my arms are too sore to allow me to properly wipe my ass, if one - or preferably several - of you big burly, sweaty hung studs could assist me I would be most gratefull'

Upon hearing Matts call of distress a big leather man kindly obliges Matt in his moment of need, being sure (thanks to his 'gay diligent gene') to wipe Matts asshole a full 12 inches inside the rim, maybe with some sort of 'implement' such as a three foot mulatto dildo covered in shit stains and Chlorox

sarcasm · « **Reply #229 on:** September 18, 2006, 01:26:41 PM »

Quote from: Woten on September 18, 2006, 08:25:41 AM

Sarcasm, are you implying that Duval is the type of guy that ~~fucking loves~~ likes to use public toilets whilst dressed in spunk drenched stockings (cheap, torn with ladders etc) and piss soaked stilettos, and whilst using said toilets likes to call out to the other ~~cock hungry~~ patrons with a cry of: 'could somebody please help me? I'm not gay or anything but yesterday I did too many arm curls, and consequently my arms are too sore to allow me to properly wipe my ass, if one - or preferably several - of you big burly, sweaty hung studs could assist me I would be most gratefull'

Upon hearing Matts call of distress a big leather man kindly obliges Matt in his moment of need, being sure (thanks to his 'gay diligent gene') to wipe Matts asshole a full 12 inches inside the rim, maybe with some sort of 'implement' such as a three foot mulatto dildo covered in shit stains and Chlorox

hahahahaha, yes Woten that's exactly the type of guy Matt Duvall is.

Shockwave · « **Reply #230 on:** September 18, 2006, 01:50:32 PM »

Quote from: Woten on September 18, 2006, 08:25:41 AM

Sarcasm, are you implying that Duval is the type of guy that ~~fucking loves~~ likes to use public toilets whilst dressed in spunk drenched stockings (cheap, torn with ladders etc) and piss soaked stilettos, and whilst using said toilets likes to call out to the other ~~cock hungry~~ patrons with a cry of: 'could somebody please help me? I'm not gay or anything but yesterday I did too many arm curls, and consequently my arms are too sore to allow me to properly wipe my ass, if one - or preferably several - of you big burly, sweaty hung studs could assist me I would be most gratefull'

Upon hearing Matts call of distress a big leather man kindly obliges Matt in his moment of need, being sure (thanks to his 'gay diligent gene') to wipe Matts asshole a full 12 inches inside the rim, maybe with some sort of 'implement' such as a three foot mulatto dildo covered in shit stains and Chlorox

Wow.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #231 on:** September 18, 2006, 01:58:21 PM »

I skipped half the pages of this because of how many retards said "sarcasm won't accept, blah, blah, blah..." 3 fuckin' pages after he accepted. Some of you morons really need to strive for a basic education in the shitholes you populate.

Rant over.....oh, by the way, sarcasm owns Mat.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #232 on:** September 18, 2006, 02:26:07 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on September 18, 2006, 01:58:21 PM

I skipped half the pages of this because of how many retards said "sarcasm won't accept, blah, blah, blah..." 3 fuckin' pages after he accepted. Some of you morons really need to strive for a basic education in the shitholes you populate.

Rant over.....oh, by the way, sarcasm owns Mat.

Saying he accepts is not the same as following through on it. Sarcasm will never be seen in RL. Even if a limo is sent to his door and all flights and de-luxe accomodations are paid for and he gets as many blowjobs by playboy bunnies as he wants all the way to the gym. Won't happen. Just they way it is. Same way there is no chance this Matt guy can shoulder press what he says he can.

frank.s · « **Reply #233 on:** September 28, 2006, 05:20:21 PM »

man of steel you don't know shitttttt

frank.s · « **Reply #234 on:** September 28, 2006, 05:23:21 PM »

alexxx were do you train at ballys gay boy

Woten · « **Reply #235 on:** September 28, 2006, 05:24:08 PM »

Quote from: frank.s on September 28, 2006, 05:20:21 PM

man of steel you don't know shitttttt

Frank, you strike me as the type of guy that enjoys his food?

Tell me, what is your favourite condiment you lavish upon your dick sandwiches?

nder98 · « **Reply #236 on:** September 29, 2006, 04:55:45 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on September 13, 2006, 07:59:20 AM

i love you too, sweetie.

hehehehehe

at least you can take some abuse..

Sir Humphrey · « **Reply #237 on:** July 30, 2009, 09:54:07 AM »

Quote from: Woten on September 18, 2006, 08:25:41 AM

Sarcasm, are you implying that Duval is the type of guy that ~~fucking loves~~ likes to use public toilets whilst dressed in spunk drenched stockings (cheap, torn with ladders etc) and piss soaked stilettos, and whilst using said toilets likes to call out to the other ~~cock hungry~~ patrons with a cry of: 'could somebody please help me? I'm not gay or anything but yesterday I did too many arm curls, and consequently my arms are too sore to allow me to properly wipe my ass, if one - or preferably several - of you big burly, sweaty hung studs could assist me I would be most gratefull'

Upon hearing Matts call of distress a big leather man kindly obliges Matt in his moment of need, being sure (thanks to his 'gay diligent gene') to wipe Matts asshole a full 12 inches inside the rim, maybe with some sort of 'implement' such as a three foot mulatto dildo covered in shit stains and Chlorox

Mars · « **Reply #238 on:** July 30, 2009, 01:20:14 PM »

jaejonna · « **Reply #239 on:** July 30, 2009, 02:02:44 PM »

I miss Dave's take on the world and his taste in 'women'

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #240 on:** July 30, 2009, 02:06:55 PM »

Quote from: jaejonna on July 30, 2009, 02:02:44 PM

I miss Dave's take on the world and his taste in 'women'

He is a getbig legend...

jaejonna · « **Reply #241 on:** July 30, 2009, 02:14:33 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 30, 2009, 02:06:55 PM

He is a getbig legend...

You too are legendary

big L dawg · « **Reply #242 on:** July 30, 2009, 02:18:05 PM »

Duvall you have till the end of the week to respond.

Matt C · « **Reply #243 on:** July 30, 2009, 07:25:03 PM »

Quote from: Woten on September 18, 2006, 08:25:41 AM

Sarcasm, are you implying that Duval is the type of guy that ~~fucking loves~~ likes to use public toilets whilst dressed in spunk drenched stockings (cheap, torn with ladders etc) and piss soaked stilettos, and whilst using said toilets likes to call out to the other ~~cock hungry~~ patrons with a cry of: 'could somebody please help me? I'm not gay or anything but yesterday I did too many arm curls, and consequently my arms are too sore to allow me to properly wipe my ass, if one - or preferably several - of you big burly, sweaty hung studs could assist me I would be most gratefull'

Upon hearing Matts call of distress a big leather man kindly obliges Matt in his moment of need, being sure (thanks to his 'gay diligent gene') to wipe Matts asshole a full 12 inches inside the rim, maybe with some sort of 'implement' such as a three foot mulatto dildo covered in shit stains and Chlorox

Unban this man immediately!

Mars · « **Reply #244 on:** July 31, 2009, 09:40:27 AM »

Pete Nice · « **Reply #245 on:** July 31, 2009, 09:42:32 AM »

PIP Squadfather

Mars · « **Reply #246 on:** July 31, 2009, 09:45:25 AM »

BIG_STI · « **Reply #247 on:** July 31, 2009, 10:01:36 AM »

Quote from: Matt C on July 30, 2009, 07:25:03 PM

Unban this man immediately!

Haha that was great, looks like squads handy work though.

tom joad · « **Reply #248 on:** March 11, 2011, 12:48:15 PM »

for a moment there, i thought Dave was back from his business trip.

Board_SHERIF · « **Reply #249 on:** March 11, 2011, 02:24:36 PM »

fatfather is still at the beach, the guy hiding at the back near the sand dunes and trees dressed in a black hanes t shirt and shorts creeping on the hotties...