240 would excel with his own advice type column, answering questions and delivering ownings with his well honed sardonic wit.
TheBlockHead on the other hand would serve as a great roving reporter, send him out in the field to contests, and expos to report on the assortment of characters, hucksters and charlatans that frequent these events. He is a man's man, (no metrosexual here,) who can deliver a high testosterone report of events along with his true tales of sexual conquests.