if i was in your shoes i'd be crying.
Dude I am crying... of joy... I am good looking, I don't look like you do ( I mean like shit). I have a nice girlfriend, I have a good job and I am happy....
I am now trying to picture you....You are so negative so you must be:
- Fat or super skinny. (desperate to look like someone like me)
- You girl is completely out of shape and looks like .... you...(ugly)
- You must be working in a crapy job making $ 8.0 / hour..
Anyway... I understand that you are a frustrated man....Thanks GOD that I am not you....