Adonis= World Class powerlifter??

[onlyme]

This is one of the funniest threads ever.  Can't you guys see TA is just fucking with you.  Guaranteed he ishome laughing his ass off cause so many guys are reacting to his posts.  Everything is relative, including the sex.  Cause most of it is done with relatives.

[knny187]

On the planet Zeenod.......


Adonis Dead Lifted 5400 pounds even though the gravitational pull was offset by the interstellar moon alignment.

[dorkeroo]

This is one of the funniest threads ever.  Can't you guys see TA is just fucking with you.  Guaranteed he ishome laughing his ass off cause so many guys are reacting to his posts.  Everything is relative, including the sex.  Cause most of it is done with relatives.

 

[ricosauve]

she used to eat Taco Bell back then too

tell us more about her?

[Joey Tito]

This is one of the funniest threads ever.  Can't you guys see TA is just fucking with you.  Guaranteed he ishome laughing his ass off cause so many guys are reacting to his posts.  Everything is relative, including the sex.  Cause most of it is done with relatives.

You hit the nail on the head, as I just pointed out in another thread.  TA is one fine troll.  He knows his craft well.
BTW, adam can you log in under the sarcasm handle and contribute to this thread?  We miss the "big" guy.

[ieffinhatecardio]

Jezebelle used to actually work with Wood as a personal trainer.

There goes the fake girlfriend theory.hahhahah

Add that to the pics of us too.
hahhah

Did you make your payment to Jezzebelle this week? You know she won't pretend she's your girlfriend if your payments aren't on time.

Any big announcements coming this week? Perhaps you've created a new energy supply to solve the worlds growing energy needs. And you know the trouble we're going to have with regards to the internal combustion engine and fossil fuels in the future, I know you can solve the problem. I'll be awaiting your breakthrough announcement shortly.

[The True Adonis]

she used to eat Taco Bell back then too

hahh yah.

She has been REALLY instrumental in The Adonis Principles.

[The True Adonis]

Did you make your payment to Jezzebelle this week? You know she won't pretend she's your girlfriend if your payments aren't on time.

Any big announcements coming this week? Perhaps you've created a new energy supply to solve the worlds growing energy needs. And you know the trouble we're going to have with regards to the internal combustion engine and fossil fuels in the future, I know you can solve the problem. I'll be awaiting your breakthrough announcement shortly.

Convert your diesel fuel car to vegetable oil and your problems are solved.

[ieffinhatecardio]

This is one of the funniest threads ever.  Can't you guys see TA is just fucking with you.  Guaranteed he ishome laughing his ass off cause so many guys are reacting to his posts.  Everything is relative, including the sex.  Cause most of it is done with relatives.

Did you mention inbreeding?

[wood]

tell us more about her?

what do you want to know?  we worked together for a couple months but then i became the GM of another gyms personal training service and her ex-boyfriend worked for me as a trainer.  she was always in great shape and i never heard any negative feedback from her clients.  she's extremely intelligent too...quite the catch for TA.

anything more personal and you'll need to ask someone else.

[Joey Tito]

Did you mention inbreeding?

I am reminded of the movie Planet of the Apes.

[Joey Tito]

what do you want to know?  we worked together for a couple months but then i became the GM of another gyms personal training service and her ex-boyfriend worked for me as a trainer.  she was always in great shape and i never heard any negative feedback from her clients.  she's extremely intelligent too...quite the catch for TA.

anything more personal and you'll need to ask someone else.

Is she really a man?

[wood]

i would make for tham sure I'l be in his gym every time he is in there! now that is got to be fun?

we don't work out at the same gym.  i'm not sure where he's training these days.

[The True Adonis]

she used to eat Taco Bell back then too

She was telling me that you guys would always be like,

"What the hell are you doing? Eating that."

Hhahahah Do you remember that guy that acted as the manager before Chris(snapper), said he used to lift with Ed Coan.....Guy was strange.

[ricosauve]

what do you want to know?  we worked together for a couple months but then i became the GM of another gyms personal training service and her ex-boyfriend worked for me as a trainer.  she was always in great shape and i never heard any negative feedback from her clients.  she's extremely intelligent too...quite the catch for TA.

anything more personal and you'll need to ask someone else.

what about TA?

[wood]

Is she really a man?

     jealousy and envy are obvious here.

[The True Adonis]

we don't work out at the same gym.  i'm not sure where he's training these days.

If I get my way, I will just wear my gravity suit and live at Carowinds Harnessing the power of the G-Force.

hahahahahah

[wood]

She was telling me that you guys would always be like,

"What the hell are you doing? Eating that."

Hhahahah Do you remember that guy that acted as the manager before Chris(snapper), said he used to lift with Ed Coan.....Guy was strange.

yep, it surprised me to see her eat that way yet maintain a great physique.  i was a former fat-ass so it didn't make sense to me at all, especially when i was preaching proper nutrition to my clients.

nope, i must have gotten there shortly after that.  i do remember the manager after Snapper though, James, the one that played pro football briefly, i think for the Jaguars?

[xpac2]

She was telling me that you guys would always be like,

"What the hell are you doing? Eating that."

Hhahahah Do you remember that guy that acted as the manager before Chris(snapper), said he used to lift with Ed Coan.....Guy was strange.

Pretending to reminise = Obvious attempt at trying to prove she exists

Adonis/Sarcasm/Jezeblle Try again

[The True Adonis]

yep, it surprised me to see her eat that way yet maintain a great physique.  i was a former fat-ass so it didn't make sense to me at all, especially when i was preaching proper nutrition to my clients.

nope, i must have gotten there shortly after that.  i do remember the manager after Snapper though, James, the one that played pro football briefly, i think for the Jaguars?

I used to challenge James to deadlift contests.  He was able to muster up a 405 Sumo.  He told me personally that the lifting stats of all Pro Football players are a joke.  And that only like 2 or 3 people that played for Jacksonville Jaguars when he played, benched 405.  They were lineman who weighed 300lbs!
James was a good dude though. Hung out with him a lot.  Remember Jason, really cut dude....He was a good dude too.  We put on the boxing gloves once and I knocked him clean out with a patented Adonis Left Hook.

Good old Gold`s gym days.

[wood]

what about TA?

what about him?  he worked at the gym b/f i got there but continued to lift there, mostly late in the evenings and always heavy.  

oh, and i also worked part-time at GNC and occasionally he'd come in but all he'd ever buy was whey, nothing else.

why is it so hard for you guys to believe this guy.  if i go video him lifting, will that make you happy?

[Joey Tito]

     jealousy and envy are obvious here.

Hello, TA gimmick account #49

[wood]

Pretending to reminise = Obvious attempt at trying to prove she exists

Adonis/Sarcasm/Jezeblle Try again

uh, no...Chris (Snapper) Grubbs went to an opposing high school as i did and we played basketball against each other.  true story...

[The True Adonis]

what about him?  he worked at the gym b/f i got there but continued to lift there, mostly late in the evenings and always heavy.  

oh, and i also worked part-time at GNC and occasionally he'd come in but all he'd ever buy was whey, nothing else.

why is it so hard for you guys to believe this guy.  if i go video him lifting, will that make you happy?

No more whey anymore for me now!
You guys did have some good deals though!   

[wood]

I used to challenge James to deadlift contests.  He was able to muster up a 405 Sumo.  He told me personally that the lifting stats of all Pro Football players are a joke.  And that only like 2 or 3 people that played for Jacksonville Jaguars when he played, benched 405.  They were lineman who weighed 300lbs!
James was a good dude though. Hung out with him a lot.  Remember Jason, really cut dude....He was a good dude too.  We put on the boxing gloves once and I knocked him clean out with a patented Adonis Left Hook.

Good old Gold`s gym days.

yep, James was a good dude.  Jason, on the other hand,  ahaha...that was a piece of work!  i remember Brian, the morning guy, opening the gym one morning and finding Jason and some skank he'd brought back from a club...they had used the nasty couch in the day care as a playground...hahahha....