In the event of the plane going down, I'd shove two fingers up that fat bastard's nose and drag her across my lap so fucking quick she wouldn't even have time to moo. Guarantee I'd walk away unscathed with that as an airbag.

Imagine if she fell out the plane how big the slash would be if she landed in the ocean.

So the fucking fat cunt wants to only book one seat and make whoever’s unlucky enough to have to sit next to the pig squeeze onto 1/8th of a seat and have flab touching them the entire flight as well as having to smell the vulgar cunt ? How can she be an influencer for fucks sake she so bastard fat she has to carry around a breathing device surely when you get to that point it’s time to think howay mebbies I should cut back on the bait a little

Fucking fat stinking cunt